It's a Taiwanese show, set in Taiwan where people don't really speak English much.
They were talking about tuition classes in their childhood.
A says :
In my tuition centre, English class, they taugh me this song :
"What you want for dinner? I want reese.
What you want for dinner? I want reese.
I want reese. I want reese."
[Everyone laughs at A]
B says :
I thought it's rice?
A says :
I don't know, I pronounce it as reese since that is what they taught me.
B says :
I also have a friend who definitely came from the same tuition centre as you.
We were in a restaurant in Canada when the waiter asked my friend :
"Are you finished?"
He replied :
"No, no. No"
[Shakes head, waves his hand and crinkles his nose]
"I'm James."
Saturday, June 28, 2008
国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : English
To Trap a Gorrila
Chuan Zheng was hiding behind the door when ...
To Chuan Zheng : =P
Wei Han : "36 seconds. watering the gorilla."
国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : A Snippet
Finally my favorite Chinese show of all time is back after the hosts were caught for taking drugs.
The question they were asking was :
What your wives advice you to do before you go overseas, away from your wives, to work on a movie?
A :
"我老婆叫我带多一点保险"
directly translated - My wife asks me to bring a bit more "insurance"
B :
"我老婆叫自爱多一点"
directly translated - My wife asks me to "love myself" more a bit.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Use hand to eat rice
this 1 is from Chei Thai :
why do Malays like to eat their food with hands ??
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coz.....
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their legs very dirty.
-_-
Thursday, June 26, 2008
The Krew Kut Klan (KKK*)
yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.
DISCLAIMER
BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE VERFYING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:
1)The Ku Klux Klan
2)The Botak Gang/Geng
3)The Crew Cut Clan
4)Anyone who uses a "c" when it is actually a 'k' sound (in the beginning of a word)
There's loads of benefits being a klansman :
Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.
But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it's being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.
*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.
And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you'll look exaktly like them other stars.
Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.
I'll prove it.
Here's a few pics. I bet you kan't pick out which of these is a pic of me.
Is it This?
This?
Or this?
Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.
Scroll down for the originals
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Ahahahaha. Konned. XD
Its really easy to identify a klansmen :
He responds to the call "botak" and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.
After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.
Without further ado, here's a group photo of some of us! :D
From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly handBending over : Wei Han, Wei Kwang
This post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here's the link to the original post.
..... And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D
From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, LesterKlick here to see an enlarged image!
Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
A B C D
riddle from my dad :
(you need to know Mandarin to answer this riddle)
A B C D
A B C D
between A and C which one is taller ??
after a very long time,
none of us can answer
and then he finally reveal the answer.........
A 比 C 底
A 比 C 底
The Follow-Up To Yien's Joke
One of her jokes reminded me about another incident when I was playing Warcraft.
A few players were chatting in a chat channel. It all happened very quickly.
A : What do you call a deer with no eye?
A : No Idea!
C : lol
B : lol
C : What do you call a lion with no eye?
A : Lon!
B : lol
C : What do you call a tiger with no eye?
B : tger!
A : tger!
C : What do you call a giraffe with no eye?
A : graffe!
B : graffe!
C : What do you call a shellfish with no eye?
A : Shellfsh!
B : Shellfsh!
C : Wrong! Shellfishes don't have eyes.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Jokes , YES its kinda lame ! =D
Thanks to YIENy for the following jokes ....
What's a deer with no 'eye' ?
No I-dea !
Why are penguin white on the front and black on the back ?
Because their hands are so very small , they can only clean thier front !
What's the animal who is the most stingy ?
Horse - because when they gallop , there's the sound ' ke-de-kut kedekut kedekut '
Monday, June 23, 2008
Chicken Farm
Johnny decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Johnny, 'I think I'm planting them too deep la.'
Pictures : John aka Siah Say Yeong
"Wow!! I m posting.... "
That was his caption from his friendster site.
Jigsaw puzzle
Two (retards) walk into a bar, each ordered a drink. They sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!”
About five minutes later, another (retard) walked in, ordered a drink, and joined the other two cheering.
Finally, another (retard) walked in with what looks like a picture. He puts the picture in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others,
“51 days! 51 days!!
The Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walked over to discover that the picture is a Jigsaw Puzzle.
He walks over to one of the (retards) and asked, “What on earth are you doing??”"
Well,” the (retard) says, “everyone thinks that we are very stupid, so we proved them wrong.
On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
*i do not look down on retards, (retard) is only used as a substitute to a race that is very closely related to stupidity, but of course, it would be very offensive to the Indians.........oops.
joking laaaa.........
i have a lot of Indian frens and none of them are stupid (yeah right)
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Paradoxical Quotes !
"To prepare for important exams, people are actually skipping school to study."
-Tanzy
"就算是 believe ，中间也藏有一个 lie... "
"Even for the word believe, there is a lie in the middle"
-Ken Chang
(exactly in the middle! I'll take that as a sign for any beliefs :P jk)
The following quote by Shaun was said when i could not perform a stunt with a tennis ball where i have to toss only 1 ball at a time out of a container and catch it with my hands.
Since there are a total of 3 balls in the container, the challenge is to control my strenght to be able to get all 3 balls out at a time.
(It is a lot harder that it sounds!)
He said that cause he can do it and i can't, although he had twice the number of tries i had.
"JS, you're so stupid, all you can do is study."
-Shaun
*Though the latter quote does not qualify as a paradox since it isn't true.
Waaatuduuu . . . Since, we all know about Shaun and his studies (just 'average', nothing to be proud of), I decided to let him have his moment or joy ~
Scandal
Husband: They reckon that the milkman had slept with every women in this neighbourhood except for 1.
Wife: I bet it's that stuck-up Jane at number 37.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Collars
From ' the office '
" I do not see you people as wearing blue-collared shirts and white collared shirts , do you know why ? "
...???
" Because I'm collared-blind "
Chei Thai and his lame jokes
为什么青豆跌倒后变红豆？
(why does the green bean become a red bean after falling)
应为青豆流血。
(because the green bean is bleeding)
-_-
为什么小鸟飞过飞机时掉下来？
(why did the bird fall down when it is flying pass an aeroplane ?)
应为飞机太大声，小鸟用手盖着耳朵。
(because the aeroplane is too loud, the bird use it's hand to cover it's ears.)
much much more jokes(both lame and funny at the same time) from Chei Thai coming soon.
Reply to Joy at the CC by Chuan Zheng
Ref : Joy at the CC
Chuan Zheng told me :
"Jei Shian, why you put my cute picture? Steal from my blog one leh . . . Got copyright one you know?"
He's just joking . . . . I do hope he is.
Joy at the CC
These stuff happened during our Chinese Class.
A : [says a bad word]
Jasper : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said a bad word!
Jian Liang : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said "bad word"!
In another occasion,
Chuan Zheng : Teacher, i've chosen you to write my testimonial. I have always trusted you.
Teacher : It's my pleasure.
Chuan Zheng : [Smiles] :)
Teacher : [repeats herself] It's my pressure.
Later on, the teacher was talking to Chuan Zheng again.
Teacher :
庄正为什么你不要去?
Chuan Zheng, why you don't want do go (to that event)? There will be a lot of pretty girls you know?
Chuan Zheng :
老师, 不要骗人.
Teacher, don't lie to me.
Teacher :
"有美女, 但是你不够 standard."
"There will be pretty girls, but you're not up to it."
After seeing the look on Chuan Zheng's face, the teacher decided to apologise.
"对不起."
"Sorry."
The smile on his face returned. But not for long. The teacher haven't finished what she wanted to say yet.
"对不起, 我态坦白了"
"Sorry, I was being too frank/too honest."
If anyone is curious, here's his pic.
*Chuan Zheng, if you're reading this, i did not mean to insult you. I was just telling it as it is, exactly (according to what i remember) as what had happened.
After that, the teacher mentioned about "A Gua"s /Transexuals. When her son asked her what are "A Gua"s, she told us that she took him to some A Gua street to show him.
This is her way of edicating her son.
Then someone said (It's Chuan Zheng or Johnny Ho. Chuan Zheng said that it's Johnny) :
"老师, 带我去看 A Gua"
"Teacher, take me to see the transeuxals."
Jian Liang
"你自己去照镜子啦."
"You go and look in the mirror lah."
After that, the teacher mentioned about "A Gua"s /Transexuals. When her son asked her what are "A Gua"s, she told us that she took him to some A Gua street to show him.
This is her way of edicating her son.
Then someone said (It's Chuan Zheng or Johnny Ho. Chuan Zheng said that it's Johnny) :
"老师, 带我去看 A Gua"
"Teacher, take me to see the transeuxals."
Jian Liang
"你自己去照镜子啦."
"You go and look in the mirror lah."
Friday, June 20, 2008
Wei Kwang vs Tanzy : Part 1 Wei Kwang's 10 Ways To Die
One day, Wei Kwang and Tanzy were fighting as usual.
That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.
This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :
That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.
This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :
Click here for the complete and enlarged version
Conversation in der Canteen
Jie Xian
Les, u remember that Wei Han said, "Friendship is the best ship in the world"?
This time, Ian said just now, "Hardship is the hardest ship is the world"
Les and I laughed. Ian overheard us.
Ian
Hah Ha. This joke is so funny I'm sure it's going to be in Der Book Of Joy.
At that time, I told him, "No, no . . . " But I just couldn't resist it.
Because he was too funny XD
Comic : Surpriseeeeeeee!!!!!
Click me for a surprise ending!
*By clicking me you are verifying that you want to view 18sx material and i'm not responsible for offending you
The comment by Xian Lum is the best :
The comment by Xian Lum is the best :
Important Announcement !!!
You Need To Say The Password The Next Time You Read Der Book.
So now I'm telling all of you the password. You have to say it into your mic when the voice recognition software is ready.
This is the password. Practice it. Recite it, until you can do it really really quickly.
I N V J S
AHAHAHA I know you do! XD
Wei Han refused to say it out. When Foo said it out, he said irritatedly : "Why you envy him?"
ps : i'm JS = Jie Xian
Hsuang : Tanzy's Suggestion
Hsuang.
Despite hearing it numerous times from Shaun and Tanzy when they are teasing Wei Kwang , none of us knew what "Hsuang" meant, until Wei Han told me while he was praising her photoshop skills.
I agree with him. I've never touched Photoshop before.
So this is what Hsuang means, according to Wei Han.
Hsu Li + Wei Kwang = Hsuang
After telling them what it meant, something hit me. We all know that
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina
Notice how the guy's name is followed by the girl's.
So I told Wei Kwang :
Jie Xian : "Wei Kwang, shouldn't your name be in front, based on Brangelina?"
Tanzy answered after 5 seconds : "We should call him Kwali!"
Wei Kwang + Hsu Li = Kwali (kuali = frying pan/wok)
Tyo Wei Keat Has Factory Potential Too!
I was walking nearby when two people who were shorter than me (shorties), made some comments.
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
"Jei Shian, 你的头发很好笑."
"Jei Shian, your hair very funny."
Me :
[Looks at their hair (2 cm long at its longest) and laughs, but decides to enJOY the joke by not answering back]
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
其实你很帅的. 但是长到太高了.
Actually you're handsome, but you are too tall.
Me :
[Surprised that this came from them and chose took it as a compliment and laughs together]
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
太高不好, 太高不好. [shakes thier head]
你的女朋友需要爬楼梯去kiss你.
Too tall no good, too tall no good. [shakes thier head]
Your girlfriend need to climb up stairs to kiss you.
I used "(and Johnny) " because it looked to me like Wei Keat was doing all the talking and Johnny was just adding on.
Shaun and the rest, but especially Shaun, i know you will have a lot to say about me.
eg : NANSENSE!/ They blind la.
Let me have my moment of Joy la please.
Lee Meng : Back in Action
This was a part of my Msn personal message.
"derbookofjoy.blogspot.com Whatever has happened to the "bioknight"? ahahaa"
Lee Meng's previous email was bioknight91. He has just changed it to a more . . . reasonable one.
This is what he has to say.
"erm? i have eyes 2 see
"The bioknight....went for bio class."
Xian :
"You CPU.. .u need to take in my orders."
"What CPU?"
Lee Meng :
"I monitor, u CPU!!!!"
The conversation ended there.
But I've just realised that it is the CPU that actually gives orders to the monitor.
But Lee Meng gave a comment :
-
dont u understand?
without de monitor....
u cant operate de CPU!!
Mrs Yap EST comments
Today in EST class... Our teacher was Mrs Yap...\
Mrs Yap was giving away our EST papers... ( The essay one) and as usual, made sarcastic remarks about our papers..
She said to me,
" aR YOU ar??? Your paper still got so much space!!! You write about the environment and you waste paper?????"
And this went on for a few students... Namely Eng Hoe...
Then it came to Chong ( Afiq for your info)
" Ar this one!!!! This one write the best one, mosquitoes got AIDS????"
And the laughs went booommm.....
Chei Thai
today we got most of our exam papers back and as usual, Chei Thai did well
inside the LRT, I met him and asked
me: 你有去补习吗 ?(do u go for tuitions?)
CT: 有，在家里补. (ya, tuition at home)
me: ?? private tutor ??
CT: (shake head) 姑姑教.
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! (the whole train like wtf)
CT: (at first confuse, and then give a -_- look)
ahahah wtf
if u do not understand this, it's probably a good thing.
and Chei Thai is a complete goody boy, he wasn't aware that wad he said would sound obscene, it was all me >.< and my *ish ish ish* mind
Lester meets a Girl
Lester, like every guy in the world, gets attracted to Pretty girls
so, one day
we met at a mamak stall and he proudly announce that he just saw the most "Beautiful" girl on earth
Lester: just now i saw the most beautiful girl in Sunway pyramid
us: then ?
Lester: when our eyes meet, i was like Walao-eh. my heart skipped a beat.
Tun hong (who was with him): LOL, then he go crash into a board.
us: LOLOL, wtf ! wad happened ?
Lester: (trying to justify wad happened) she so d*mn pretty, i can't take my eyes off her when I was walking until i crashed into a signboard.
Tun Hong: LOL, the girl looking at him somemore. Then he look at us and scold us, as if we pushed him into the board like dat
us: LOLOLOL wtf lololol.
lester: she really d*mn nice la. -_-
although Lester swear she's the prettiest girl on earth, at least in Msia, experience taught us not to bliv him when it comes to girls.
Don't Know If You Have Seen This - 2 Chinese Boy's - That Way
Just a random post to welcome back The Book ! Will take some time to settle down and then.... Joy shall come again!
Banner in Guitar Store for guitar tuners i think
Music and MOEning ! Nicole Schwerzinger or whatever her name is should get this to improve her song " Breathe " if you know what i mean...
Wei Han's opinion on the word culture
...Biology period
The teacher answers a student " It is their culture "
And Wei Han goes " Why got culture , no Goature ? "
Fun with Forming Nouns (from derbook)
Today . . . . . EST Period ! We were given work on none other than FORMING NOUNS !
So here's some examples from the papers we were given and also common ones :
apply - application
describe - description
wise - wisdom
king - kingdom
neighbour - neighbourhood
joy - joyfulness
curd - curdish
Here are the SPECIAL nouns formed by our very special joyees ( Jie Xian , Lee Meng , Wei Kwang , Wei Han ) !
con - condom
depart - department
health - healthility
robin - robinhood
teeth - tits
rub - rubbish
No worries , it was just jokes/mistakes , they all scored A's for thier English Tests :D
o yes ! I also noticed somebody else spelling FOREHEAD as FALLHEAD
Friday, May 30, 2008
smartest
The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire;
they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing.
Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.
Water formula
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Boy: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: what r u talking about?
Boy: Yesterday u said H to O.
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Argh , have to post ! Then save the rest for tomorrow and later
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Sardarji the smuggler
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.
'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
Alamak I found te sardar MAN , This one is LOLOLOL
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A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
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alamak cant tahan
too darn lame di must post dis now
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbstree, sits on the branch.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
ahaha wtf
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a openmouth.................WHY?
because his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner should be light".
*conked*
Indian jokes from Indian's blog
lolol found some damn lame yet funny jokes on some indian's blog
1st joke
There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg.
The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg.
" The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.
The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
2nd joke
While visiting Santa's house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model. Banta asked why the small TV was there.
"Oh," Santa replied, "I have decided to watch less Tv."
3rd joke
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
painted in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted
"Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
4th joke
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard
........Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
*sardars*
male follower of Sikh's faith
or in persian
political follower
random Sardar fella
omg lolololol roflmao
wtf
their jokes are damn funny but wtf
i wont give u the link to their blogs
hahahahah xP
Just when you thought nothing else could get HALAL-ed nymore...
After the halal toothpaste and so many others , I see this..
what next ? Halal pork chop ? Why dont just put chicken dim sum or sumthin ? lol
Jap Toilet Bowl
Our JOY-respondant in Japan , Matthew , got this picture from a Japanese toilet he visited just now when he had dinner....
Where are the european tourists ? I am tired of eatin tiny bananas and little cherries , especially that short and plump rotten banana i got just hours ago from that hiro looking boy...:D
Japanese Show : Do Not Laugh
Thou many of you may have seen this before, this one has subtitiles and i've found a longer version.
The version with subs and a longer version. They disallowed the embedded code which i need to paste the video here.
:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8zzKRUhRw&feature=related
So watch the version without subs 1st if you like.
. . . Tenten! AHAHAHA
There are links to previous episodes too.
YAY! 3rd Column Added! Finally!
Finally i put up the 3rd column and align it with the dots after a few days of figuring out!
Shaun says we should put pictures there. He repeated it several times.
So i asked him, where's the pictures? "Later la."
I plan to put some links here among other things, because i feel bad not linking others who have linked to us and brought in so many people.
For now, i'll leave you with a lame joke. If you are ready for the crickets.
GET READY . . . ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH???
1. Open your mouth
Then, laugh la!
Based on Shaun's quotes.
Jersey discounts
At extra class just now , Lee Meng was collecting money for our class jersey orders and it cost rm 37 for the jersey and i tried to be funny and said " my budget is rm 35 , if i buy sleeveless will it be cheaper ? "
And that sparked the lameness in Jie Xian's mind and he replied instantly " Buy shirtless cheaper ! "
Wei Kwang stared at him for like 12 full seconds..
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Convo with Matt who is in JAP
Matthew's in JAPAN , just reached and went online and he asked me 2 post our convo here , since its MATTHEW i'll grant him his wish as a 'payback' for the disturbance i have caused him over the years =)
KEN = Shaun ( was using bros acc)
In Japan right now ... crap crap crap = Matthew
half way
KeN says:
u stay 5 star hotel ?
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nope
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but
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got internet wei
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in the room
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got da phone line
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rox de
KeN says:
u no japan famous for having ghosts in the room
KeN says:
check under ur bed , in de bathtub , behind the tv , under the desk
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lame..
KeN says:
o ya , make sure u sleep with some1 by ur both sides
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wanna scare ar
KeN says:
or else u wake up with some wierdo with a broken face
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lame
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wakakaka
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later i come visit u..............
KeN says:
ummm
KeN says:
u visit me as a ghost ? i think you need like a week to reach my home even if u fly at ur fastest speed
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-.-""""
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whack u
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slap
KeN says:
lol
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i wanna dota le
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omg
KeN says:
weh u got camera ah ? take some jap 'scenery' and show me
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impossible over here
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got
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but
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go bak oni can show
KeN says:
" SCENERY "
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lol
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i get]ddit
KeN says:
thx
KeN says:
n
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haha
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if no bf i take ba
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KeN says:
if u c anythin funny or lame at all , in japan u no wat 2 do as a bookof joy agent
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haha
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i shall be honoured to do it master
KeN says:
pictures r best
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*boes*
KeN says:
but ur video wil b all time best
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*bows*
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go dai
KeN says:
*desperate face*
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not gonna do da video
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do at school la
KeN says:
YAT TAH @
KeN says:
u dum
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or in times square
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together
KeN says:
do in school more malu than doing there
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don wan do it alone
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buts its funny
KeN says:
LOL , then u n ur brothers la LOLOLOL damn cute !
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ppl will love me... Xp
KeN says:
LOLOLOL
KeN says:
hiro siblings
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go ldai
KeN says:
all round and plump
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really bored de now
KeN says:
dum as
KeN says:
11pm+ u back in the room d ?
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my magi mee cooking
KeN says:
omg
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tired
another part
KeN says:
u just act like hiro they giv u evrythin
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-.-"
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now ur being lame
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STOP IT BEOFRE ITS TOO LATE...
KeN says:
u go there and point at the maggi n say YAT TAH ! and hold it
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LOL
KeN says:
then they giv it 2 u for free
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u gotta post this in da blog
KeN says:
then u say konichiwa
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laguh like giler now
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lol
KeN says:
o shit
KeN says:
isit konichiwa ?
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gomenasai la
KeN says:
LI JIA SAI LA !
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good morning de tat wan
KeN says:
u jus say li jia sai la
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gomene is thanks you
KeN says:
then they tot u said wrongly
KeN says:
matthew
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?
KeN says:
i tel u of another idea 2 film then
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?
KeN says:
u walk up 2 anyone and say the following
an na shi shi bakaru , BAKAR !
KeN says:
ok ? good vid
KeN says:
u c their reaction
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idiot le tat wan
KeN says:
but may slap u though
KeN says:
lol
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ya ;a
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find trouble oni
KeN says:
u try goin 2 d jap gals and saying VERY NICE HOW MUCHIE ?
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lol
KeN says:
MUSHI MUSHI ? 5 dollars ??
KeN says:
c wat they do
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LOL
Chatbox vadek PANG > LEE MENG
KungFu Pang-da: Lee meng.... oh lee meng.....
meng: haha..pink panther...de jokes win me...
meng: yes pang pang pang?? were u ancestors in a gun fight when they named their surnames???
meng: ur***
KungFu Pang-da:.............. if my ancestors got their name from having a gun fight...wow can imagine
ur...siow... are u siow?.... should be interesting -_-
KungFu Pang-da: on top of that ur surname suits u...
KungFu Pang-da: SIOWWWWWWW lee meng
meng: but sorry..i run faster than u!!!!
Lol , Pang got teased but teased lee meng back harder , but that's not funny , notice how pang spells siow in capital letters and lee meng thinks that pang is calling him slowwwwwwwwww which in actual fact is siowwww
LOLOL , tq lee meng for this post
Short Lame Jokes Galore
Why did the BALD MAN cut a hole in his pocket ?
So he could run his fingers through his HAIR !
A man walks INTO a bar..
It hurts
Knock-knock
whos there ?
Dr
Dr.who ?
Yup
John got into a bus on the 1st of April , when the conductor asked for a ticket , he paid Rm 2 and got one ticket from the conductor and took the ticket and said " HAHA , april's fool ! I already have a ticket ! "
It was Susan's first day doing her new job. She worked till late in the evening on the computer. Her boss was pleased and asked her why did she work until so late , Sarah replied " keyboard letters not in order , so i made it alright "
One romantic day , Joe's girlfriend asked him " Darling , on our wedding day , will you give me a Ring ? "
Joe answered " sure , from Landline or Mobile ? "
Two bomb mechanics were fixing a bomb
mechanic 1 : What happens if the bomb explodes while you are fixing it ?
mechanic 2 : No worries , I have a second one here
Why didnt the skeleton go to the party ?
Because he didn't have anyBODY to go with
A man had been in jail for ten years. On the morning he was let out he ran down the street shouting 'I'm free, I'm free!'
And a little boy on the other side of the road said 'that's nothing, I'm four'.
Why is a mosquito better than a fly ?
Because a mosquito can fly and a fly cant mosquito ! [ hear the crickets ?]
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant, dedant dedant dedant dedant....
What day is the hottest day of the week?
Fri-day
Ken Chang : Chor Dai Dee
We were playing Chor Dai Dee or Big 2(.5) at viwawa.com.
Ken Chang : This Big 2.5 got a bit mm zhun (not accurate).
Jie Xian : Yala got no 3 card combo
Ken Chang : Not that la . . . (refer to picture)
motoz is Ken Chang
TakeroS is Ian
TakeroS is Ian
Wei Han : Physics 3 is Difficult
After Physics 3, Wei Han said, "Wah, even Kar Jun (The guy who got 1st place in our class) cannot get 100 marks for Physics 3"
"Why?"
"Because Physics 3 maximum marks is 50 only"
Msn Quotes : Not lame at all ~
"No one's predictions is always 100% correct. But i can assure you mine is 97. 766513235621438% correct" -Minggot (Guy i met from blueserver)
"Don't worry, you're taller in the morning." -Lee Meng
Pokelame
Tan's post made me remember about some lame stuff said using pokemon , yes pokemon can be lamer , i never was a pokefan , i used to be a HUGE pokefan =D Suicine , Entei , Raikor ! Regirox ex ! ok that;s enough
Well , just two weeks ago , a group of about ten or more of us were on our way to pavilion from our school and were all talking / mimicking / singing pokestuff , yes we are all seventeen except one indian guy , his sixteen..
Then while we were talking about Anson's mistake of saying there was a pokeman called Kung-fu mon which he actually meant hitmonchan , he made a lame statement which was " Hitmonchan evolved from Jackie chan ! "
Then Tun Hong said " Then Hitmonlee evolved from Jet lee !
Again , yes we are seventeen years old , but there's no fun in growing up if you mature quick =D think about it , or else there wont even be this blog and so much joy ! GO POKEMON ! ... Actually go Youthfulness , pokemon's too much ..hopefully my connection can just allow me to post this =)
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
POKE-FAN Club
guess wad
the Pokemon craze is back
many form 5 students in mbs start dling pokemon game and play
and even singing the Pokemon theme song shamelessly everwhr they go
"i wanna be the very best, no one ever was....."
ahaha so damn joyous (childish), kinda embarassing too
but i muz admit i was once a Poke-fan too
which then reminds me of a joke in primary skool
which was the prime time of pokemon craze
it was way back when i was a still primary student
a group of student was walking towards skool
one student trip himself and fall down
den the student bside him laugh and say :"haha, P K (pokai).
den another student ask what is PK ??
den a smart student reply: aiya u dunno meh, PK means PoKemon lor
haha damn lame but it was darn funny back then
back to the topic
these hardcore pokemon fanatics even have a funny way to greet each other
when they meet each other
they have to mimic pokemon characters
throwing a imaginary pokeball at each other
den shake their body twice
as if they're captured
lolol i wanna give them credits but i dun think they want their names to appear here
ahaha but they're not alone
throwing a pokeball !!
Oggix.net : Newest Member = LOL
http://niz-girlcute.blogspot.com/LOLOL
What a coincidence for a free joke!
Stumbled upon this at Oggix.net when I was checking it out.
It's a site for CBox/ShoutBox widget.
Yezz la! We actually have readers from the United States!
Ceh sesat punya orang
Lost soul looking for"Battle of the Hollywood Hotties"
(Check out his/her "Visit length : 0" In and out -.-)
Lost soul looking for"Battle of the Hollywood Hotties"
(Check out his/her "Visit length : 0" In and out -.-)
But we do have people from Sabah and Sarawak though. They/him/her have been visiting a fwe times a day for an average of 5 minutes or so. =D
If you're him do drop by in our Box Of Joy or comments :D
If you're him do drop by in our Box Of Joy or comments :D
Watch Original, Buy Original
A teacher asked the students in the class, "Who doesn't watch pirated DVDs?"
Everyone raised thier hand, all except for one girl. So everyone asked her why, not believing that a Malaysian actually doesn't watch pirated DVDs.
She said proudly, "I only watch original DVDs! . . . "
"Because my father only buys original DVDs only so that he can burn it to make good quality DVDs to sell. Customer happy ma."
Got it from someone who got it from a comic.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Chinaman Tourist in Kuantan
Came back from Kuantan yesterday , quite a boring trip , but at least , i have this incident of a tourist there that is a typical chinaman.
He had exceeded his check-out time and was confronted by the staff in the lobby of the resort as they needed to let him know he has to pay now to extend the check-out time to 6 pm.
And this conversation took place
" Sir , you kena bayar extra kerana check-out time adalah 12pm tapi you boleh extend sampai 6pm "
Then Mr.Chinaman said
" Aih , lu jangan kacau-kacau saya skalang boleh tak , saya skalang sudah lewat nak pigi la , nanti saya pukul enam balik awak datang kacau saya la skalang jangan kicau-kicau sama saya , saya mau pigi la ok "
Then when he turns his back to walk away , he started cursing in cantonese
" CCB ........ so on so forth "
Msn quotes from Tanzy
"Wth is going on . . . so many retards . . . reading this msg . . . . . . ahaha big big vadek (humiliation)"
*vade is Tamil for smelly. It means humiliation is this case.
"Fabregas can be sold. . . For about 500 million pounds . . ."
*Tanzy is a loyal Arse-nal fan. He once said that his future wife must be an Arsenal fan too. It's a criteria. If she isn't, he will make her one.
How? Through old fashioned brute force, violence etc. He's the sadist, remember?
**Loyal is an understatement. I would say he's a fanatic, even a paraniod. But that's not a nice thing to say. . ."Opps"!
*Tanzy is a loyal Arse-nal fan. He once said that his future wife must be an Arsenal fan too. It's a criteria. If she isn't, he will make her one.
How? Through old fashioned brute force, violence etc. He's the sadist, remember?
**Loyal is an understatement. I would say he's a fanatic, even a paraniod. But that's not a nice thing to say. . ."Opps"!
Very Moving Korean Comic : Friendship
Wei Han once said, "The best ship in the world is friendship."
What better way there is to express your sincererity in your friendship that to sacrifice yourself for the freedom of your Korean friend in Korea? This story is really moving. T_T
Click the picture to see the ending!Ahahahaha! The look on the black guy's face is priceless!
Please look under the label "Comics" for more of these.
Microsoft Windows 1.0 Ad
LOL here's some of the comments :
I didn't pay anything.
wtf...he looks like a crooked car salesman
jajajaja...balmer is a monkey
i bet he used bill gate's money when he threw it
This guy is gay and a half!
O..M..G.. A CLOCK!!!
Folks, this was a joke video filmed specifically for the MS company meeting a few years ago.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Mat Rempit
What do you call a fat Chinese guy who rides the motorcycle recklessly?
Matt Rempit!
This is Matthew Ooi. The one on the right. Yes, the fat one.
He took it really well. And even complimented me when i told this to him. WoW!
Sorry Matt! :D
Jabooka Mikkitico
Zerius[TPR] Canada. September 13 2003 22:48. Posts 1621
badteeth Netherlands. September 13 2003 22:52. Posts 1415My friend gave Amau me this link. It's from a Starcraft forum. This isn't the original picture though. I simply found a picture of a mermaid based on what he told me.
Here's the original post.
25 May 08, 23:40pang PAng: WTF that??? A human eaten by a fish... the fish cant swallow whole.. and they got stuck and died
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