Window shopping

one day, KC, les,Ryan and me went to Lowyat Plaza......

Me: wad u all wanna buy ?

Ryan: Nothing

Me: Juz window shopping


den the Ryan's lameness kicks in.....and he says....


Ryan: U wanna buy Windows 95 or 98 ?

den we both laughed

Ryan: u cant say that u're window shopping in Lowyat...ppl will thought u wanna buy Windows.

hahaha


to neutralize de lameness of this post

here's a funny 1



Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”

We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Naked.

The Ugly Brother

A : Hey, just look at that ugly guy over there. Oh my god, he is so ugly I regretted looking at him.
Why did you invite him to your birthday party in the first place? You like ugly people?


B : [Getting angry] Watch your words! He is my BROTHER you know?


A : Ya hor! I'm very sorry. I just noticed that he really looks like your brother. You two really look
alike.

Wei Kwang is a noob =P

Wei Kwang sits beside me

1 day, he took my white eraser and wrote something on it

then he show it to me

on my eraser it wrote

TANZY
is a norvice


i laughed and let everyone else look at my eraser to share the joy

den only WK realise that he spelt it wrongly

den like a childish boy he snatched the eraser and cancel the norvice and add the word noob below it.

Home-Fix Blunders

Went to 1U not too long ago and went into Home-Fix where they tend to 'accidently' create humour to keep customers entertained....see for yourself



First , there was the broken english at the counter area...

We ARE not accept any damage note



Then there was the credit card verification notice...



We APOLOGIES for any inconvenience caused...





Ok , maybe not so funny , so here's the FUNNY ones

This one got me confused , seriously confused...

Aluminium Handle for sale

Handle 'not' for sale ?

Then the best was this instruction on how to use sticky tapes...

Note that step 1 initially says: Hand must be greasy , before the staff added a NOT in between