Jie Xian : The Most Shocking Happening The Megamall Parking Lot

This is a true story that really happened to me. It's not a joke but I want to tell you what had happened.

It was just another day in Megamall during the holidays when we went back to our parking lot. We soon realised that it was not just another day at Mid Valley.

A different car was there instead of ours.

The thing is, this time, I was positive we had parked our car there. This time, i made a mental note on where we had parked. It was definitely the second row from the right after exiting the Ticket Payment Area (or whatever it is called, I don't know) and it was in the 'C' area and about a mere 10 metres away from the Ticket Payment Area.

I asked my elder brother, who was the only person with me (he is the one who is driving). He, too was sure about the parking lot.

I didn't know who would want to steal our 10 year old Proton Satria. Maybe it was just for the parking lot? That didn't make sense.

We searched frantically among the other rows of parking lots while constantly pressing the lock/unlock button on the car keys, listening closely for a whisper of the clicking sound of the alarm, scanning thoroughly for a hint of the white Proton Satria. But I did not expect to find it at all because I was so positive that it was in the second row. I knew that looking anywhere else was a waste of time. But we were ran out of options.

After 20 minutes, we finally accepted the fact that it was missing, probably stolen. We were helpless. He needed the car to go to college tomorrow. I was thinking about lodging a report to the police. My brother got himself ready for a scolding and phoned our mother to infrom her of the bad news.





We learnt a very valuable lesson that day :

If you can't find your car, maybe you were looking for in in the wrong place.


My mother's first reaction when my brother told her the bad news was : "Did you check P2?"

We were very relieved when we went one floor down from P1 and found our car in P2. It was exactly where we knew it was : The second row from the right, 10 metres away.

Random joke

Three Chinese brothers, Bu, Chu, and Fu, want to illegally live in America. The brothers decide to change their names to seem American. Bu changes his name to Buck. Chu changes his name to Chuck. And Fu got sent back to China.

Choi San Yeh

one day, a guy met Choi San Yeh (chinese money god).

So, he quickly approach Choi San Yeh and ask

"10 million years, how long is it to you ?"

Choi San Yeh reply "it's feels only like a second to me"

then, this guy ask again

"10 million ringgit, how much is it to you ?"

Choi San Yeh reply "10 million ringgit is only 1 cent to me"

then the guy say " since it's so small to you, can you spare me ur 1 cent ?"

Choi San Yeh reply " Sure, no problem at all, just wait a second"

Tanzy : Levitation