Convo with Matt who is in JAP

Matthew's in JAPAN , just reached and went online and he asked me 2 post our convo here , since its MATTHEW i'll grant him his wish as a 'payback' for the disturbance i have caused him over the years =)

KEN = Shaun ( was using bros acc)
In Japan right now ... crap crap crap = Matthew




half way

KeN says:
u stay 5 star hotel ?

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nope

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but

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got internet wei

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in the room

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got da phone line

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rox de

KeN says:
u no japan famous for having ghosts in the room

KeN says:
check under ur bed , in de bathtub , behind the tv , under the desk

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lame..

KeN says:
o ya , make sure u sleep with some1 by ur both sides
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wanna scare ar

KeN says:
or else u wake up with some wierdo with a broken face

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lame

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wakakaka

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later i come visit u..............

KeN says:
ummm

KeN says:
u visit me as a ghost ? i think you need like a week to reach my home even if u fly at ur fastest speed

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-.-""""

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whack u

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slap

KeN says:
lol
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i wanna dota le

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omg

KeN says:
weh u got camera ah ? take some jap 'scenery' and show me

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impossible over here

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got

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but

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go bak oni can show

KeN says:
" SCENERY "

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lol

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i get]ddit

KeN says:
thx

KeN says:
n

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haha

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if no bf i take ba

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KeN says:
if u c anythin funny or lame at all , in japan u no wat 2 do as a bookof joy agent

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haha

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i shall be honoured to do it master

KeN says:
pictures r best

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*boes*

KeN says:
but ur video wil b all time best

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*bows*

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go dai

KeN says:
*desperate face*

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not gonna do da video

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do at school la

KeN says:
YAT TAH @

KeN says:
u dum

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or in times square

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together

KeN says:
do in school more malu than doing there

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don wan do it alone

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buts its funny

KeN says:
LOL , then u n ur brothers la LOLOLOL damn cute !

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ppl will love me... Xp

KeN says:
LOLOLOL

KeN says:
hiro siblings

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go ldai

KeN says:
all round and plump

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really bored de now

KeN says:
dum as

KeN says:
11pm+ u back in the room d ?

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my magi mee cooking

KeN says:
omg

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tired





another part

KeN says:
u just act like hiro they giv u evrythin

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-.-"

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now ur being lame

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STOP IT BEOFRE ITS TOO LATE...

KeN says:
u go there and point at the maggi n say YAT TAH ! and hold it

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LOL

KeN says:
then they giv it 2 u for free

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u gotta post this in da blog

KeN says:
then u say konichiwa

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laguh like giler now

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lol

KeN says:
o shit

KeN says:
isit konichiwa ?

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gomenasai la

KeN says:
LI JIA SAI LA !

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good morning de tat wan

KeN says:
u jus say li jia sai la

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gomene is thanks you

KeN says:
then they tot u said wrongly

KeN says:
matthew

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?

KeN says:
i tel u of another idea 2 film then

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?

KeN says:
u walk up 2 anyone and say the following


an na shi shi bakaru , BAKAR !

KeN says:
ok ? good vid

KeN says:
u c their reaction

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idiot le tat wan

KeN says:
but may slap u though

KeN says:
lol

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ya ;a

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find trouble oni

KeN says:
u try goin 2 d jap gals and saying VERY NICE HOW MUCHIE ?

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lol

KeN says:
MUSHI MUSHI ? 5 dollars ??

KeN says:
c wat they do

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LOL

Msn Chatlogs : Lester, The "Chief" Chef Of Hilton (as he calls it)

This was from form 3, after PMR, i think.

You have just sent a Nudge!

lester says:

Fuu i tel u man. I got a place in the hilton hotel kitchen. Chief chef

Xian says:

so what im master chef. ni under wo

lester says:

How would you like your steak sir?

Boiled, Fried, or Marinated

boiled sir? thank you

Xian says:

LOL BOILED STEAK. Failed so fast.

:lester says:

wat u know about cooking steaks la -.-

How would you like your steak boiled sir?

10 min boil, 30 min boil, 2 hour boil

Xian says:

LOL! BOIL STEAK! KELAKAR!

lester says:

..

lester says:

i go mandi. 1 day when u see my salary higher than a star footballer. You will be shocked

Xian says:

of course i will. Cause it 'll nvr happen.

lester says:

with 18 years of cooking experiences under his belt, siew is indeed a very seasoned and good-looking chef

Being chef at the highest level : My Autobiography

By Lester S. w. k.

#1 best seller at new york and kuala lumpur for 23 consecutive weeks

Xian says:

"from various recipies and styles of boiled steak to steamed tempura"

lester says:

it isn't surprising that 1 simple egg meal of his costs more than the white house

even Putrajaya

ian says:

LOL! ROFL u so pandai make ppl laugh

lester says:

amaze la wat so funny now. I tilik my own nasib edi. Now im telling wat's going to happen

Xian says:

LOL

lester says:

For now siew keeps his cool and waits for the opportunity when he will one day prove his cookings are of the highest quality

Xian says:

LOL

ian says:

ROFL

Xian says:

memang ur name also proves ur mazainezz people type also put 'Tan' u pulak 'siew'

lester says:

i go mandi. later ill teach u all some recipes

Xian says:

u mean boiled steaks or steamed tempura prawns?

ian says:

LOL boiled steaks.. adui

Xian says:

LOL

lester says:

for now im going to learn the water temperatures to extract the taste out of food thru my bath water

ian says:

gerai siew

Xian says:

LOl

lester says:

-.- brb

Kit has left the conversation.

Kit has been added to the conversation.

Xian says:

LOL mau lari

ian says:

lool Gerai Makanan Siew. Weh u know boiled steaks is like u making beef noodle without the soup and the noodle u use plain water to boil it like.. /omg

Eh so like he mau jadi chef la means4W or 4P best class learn art .. be creative to design ur boiled steaks

I wonder how the Fried beef tastes like and how come i have a choice between Fried, Boiled and Marinated. It sounds like Fried and Boiled Steak isn't marinated and the MArinated one sounds like its servdr raw.

Then last year, when Les was watching Dave(from purepwnage and www.proatcooking.com), he heard him saiying "boiled steak" Then he showed me the search results from Yahoo. When i clicked the link, i saw "Did you mean Broiled Steak?

But now i tried searching again.... =.=

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiled_beef

Boiled beef is a traditional English dish which used to be eaten by working class people in London, though its popularity has died in recent years. Traditionally it was the the cheaper cuts of meat that were used as boiling would make the meat more tender than roasting. It was usually cooked with onions and served with carrots and boiled potatoes.

OMG?!? Maybe he's right after all?
NAH it was Boiled Steak he was talking about. Besides, boiled beef, as shown above, is definitely in the cheaper range of food. No one will pay top dollar for that.

AHAHA loserrrr. XD

Msn Chatlogs : Slimming

It's kinda messy but "www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com" is Tanzy, and "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" is Matthew

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
see reply slow............
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
tak guna
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
my pleasure
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
lol
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
good job
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
stupid reply fast so wad
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
cant slim down also

;

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
wat
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
muz lol meh
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
must
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
LOLOLOLOLOL
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
then farnee
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
omg lol
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
wth
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
u nthg to do ?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
nope
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
matt do u realise im gonna post this
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
download song only
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
farnee
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
ok?
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
do u mind?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
mind wat
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
emoish
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
im gona post this
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
ok ah?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
post what owh
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
on our blog
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
see my name ?
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
go visit
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
gimme link
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
lazy find
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
idiot

Behind The Scenes

After days of preparations, hard work and laughters,
this blog is finally ready to be showed. And hopefully, as JS wished, it will earn us millions if not billions. xD

This is a little discussion we had for the blog:

Shaun says (8:05 PM):
oi tan
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
i posted 2 from d book in d blog d
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
jus post but edit or chg d names
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
coz if u put its from d book
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
its copyright
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
but u edit it den ok
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
but i got small saying at d btm stating its not my joke la
Shaun says (8:07 PM):
n js added d chat box d
Shaun says (8:07 PM):
box of joy , title from urs truly
Shaun says (8:07 PM):
somebody forgot who js is
zhiyuan says (8:07 PM):
student: a bee stung me
teacher:how did u get stung ?
student: i went and pluck a flowber
teacher: thr's no b in flower
student: but there was a bee
zhiyuan says (8:08 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:08 PM):
post la
Xian says (8:08 PM):
LOL
Shaun says (8:08 PM):
rmember 2 admit its not urs but put it in black , harder 2 c
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
aiya
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
jus c how i post la
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
u get d idea
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
gedditgeddit ?
Xian says (8:09 PM):
lolol
Xian says (8:09 PM):
mmg kelakar
Xian says (8:09 PM):
harder 2 c
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
like terms n conditions la
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
meant 2 b hard 2 read
zhiyuan says (8:09 PM):
lol
Xian says (8:09 PM):
yaya
zhiyuan says (8:09 PM):
can post this too
Xian says (8:09 PM):
may i post this abt u
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
F U LA
zhiyuan says (8:09 PM):
copy paste this convo
Xian says (8:09 PM):
LOLOL
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
i helping
Xian says (8:10 PM):
lets
zhiyuan says (8:10 PM):
lol
Xian says (8:10 PM):
smart move wad shaun
zhiyuan says (8:10 PM):
really
Xian says (8:10 PM):
true
Xian says (8:10 PM):
and FUNNY
Xian says (8:10 PM):
too late i decided
Xian says (8:10 PM):
u rly dun let meh
Shaun says (8:10 PM):
cipet
Xian says (8:10 PM):
but didnt u read my foreword
Shaun says (8:11 PM):
i read
Shaun says (8:12 PM):
u can post
Xian says (8:12 PM):
tak sabar
Xian says (8:12 PM):
save this convo la
Shaun says (8:12 PM):
who wouldn't ?...
Xian says (8:13 PM):
me?
Xian says (8:13 PM):
dead
Shaun says (8:13 PM):
ur gorgeous
Xian says (8:13 PM):
i know
Shaun says (8:13 PM):
not u , de guitar'
Xian says (8:13 PM):
i am
Shaun says (8:13 PM):
lol
Xian says (8:13 PM):
~)~
Shaun says:
u r gorgeous
Xian says (8:13 PM):
ohno ohno
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
no la
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
ok
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
la
Xian says (8:14 PM):
ok so
Xian says (8:14 PM):
may i post de "out it in black so tht
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
go post now my fellow friends
Xian says (8:14 PM):
etc.
zhiyuan says (8:14 PM):
ooo
Xian says (8:14 PM):
den only funnier wad
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
go la
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
but d book
Shaun says (8:15 PM):
k la
Shaun says (8:16 PM):
got almos 20 posts d la , oni like 1 week LOL
Xian says (8:16 PM):
lol
zhiyuan says (8:16 PM):
i think its ready to be viewed !!!
Xian says (8:16 PM):
but de book finishing ady
Xian says (8:16 PM):
slowly
Xian says (8:16 PM):
yayaya
Shaun says (8:16 PM):
YEAH BABY
zhiyuan says (8:16 PM):
woohoo
zhiyuan says (8:16 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:17 PM):
hyperactive blog
Xian says (8:17 PM):
Shaun says:
YEAH BABY YEeeAH
Xian says (8:17 PM):
HYPERACTIVE BLOG LOL
Xian says (8:17 PM):
IN DE BOOKS
zhiyuan says (8:17 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:17 PM):
LOL
zhiyuan says (8:17 PM):
5ppd
zhiyuan says (8:18 PM):
5 post per day
Xian says (8:18 PM):
weh zhi yuan de funniest one is this convo la
Xian says (8:18 PM):
i saved otehr funny convos from lester and ian b4
zhiyuan says (8:18 PM):
put this as behind the scenes
Xian says (8:18 PM):
yaya
zhiyuan says (8:18 PM):
waha good idea from me
Xian says (8:18 PM):
lolol
zhiyuan says (8:18 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:18 PM):
oi
Shaun says (8:19 PM):
lame joke
Shaun says (8:19 PM):
infront the scenes
Xian says (8:19 PM):
dunwan infront la ltr ppl tot indide rly lame jokes
Xian says (8:19 PM):
its funny jokes la shaun
Xian says (8:19 PM):
esp urs
Shaun says (8:19 PM):
oi post d news bloopers
Xian says (8:19 PM):
okok
Shaun says (8:20 PM):
n put especially , (d time of hmmm , nice pussy !)
Xian says (8:20 PM):
haha
Xian says (8:20 PM):
ok
zhiyuan says (8:20 PM):
ok end this convo i wan post di
zhiyuan says (8:20 PM):
hahah
Xian says (8:24 PM):
lolol
Shaun says (8:24 PM):
ah ah ah
Xian says (8:24 PM):
i beter take ss

unfortunately the discussion had turn into a joke thx to the funny man-Shaun :-)