Guitar Player , credits to ken again for finding this
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Holy Shat ! 500 bucks if you can play like him
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Best Ever Robot Dance ! Robert Muraine
Credits to Ken for finding this...
Do Not Miss 4:29 onwards [3:30+ to 4:28 = judges talk]
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Leo's Reason For Having LaLa Clothes
Shaun asked him why he doesn't buy his clothes from Giordano instead. (Shaun wants Leo to be less of a LaLa by buying what he himself wears).
Leo said :
"Got Giordano, but all the Giordano at my grandfather's house. Everytime I want to buy Giordano shirt my grandfather will stop me."
"Only he can wear Giordano"
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Thursday, August 7, 2008
The Teacher's Response To Suicide
This is a true story.
Someone (Name withheld) was whining, "I want to kill myself la. I can't continue living this life anymore."
The teacher heard him and said out loudly :
"You want to commit suicide ah . . .
You beter go outside ah, I tell you!
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Sequel - Kar Jun's Spyware Solution
Fascinated by Kar Jun's ' Wide Knowledge ' of handling virus during his ' Teachings ' to Teck Huat , I asked him the method of dealing with spyware's and got a few solutions..here's how it went literally...
" Kar Jun , how do you clear spywares in your com ? Spywares dont need to Puasa i think. "
" Oh , very easy one mah , u can put a SPYDERMAN there to catch all the spies mah "
" OMG , great solution huh ?! "
" Or you can put the TOTALLY SPY's there to kill the spies also mah "
{ speechless , i stare at him }
and came the finale.......
" Or you can pour curry inside the computer then too SPYCY then they die lo ! "
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Labels: ***Highly Recomended (Moneyback Guarantee)***, Kar Jun
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Is this gonna take long ?
"You have to either puke or laught at it" Mike Rowe
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Pang : The Psychologist
Pang mentioned that his ambition is to be a psychologist!
Of course, we were against it right away.
I doubted his ability to discipline himself to study that much. Shaun, Tanzy and Matthew agreed that Pang will only worsen the already terrible mental state his patient is in.
"You will tell the fella to go and die lah." Shaun said.
"Ya, then you dont need any medicine at all. Cause the prescription for every patient is the same - 'Kill Yourself' "
Pang liked the idea. "Yala then I can tell all my patients to kill themselves and charge them consultation fee some more!"
"I'll tell all my patients that they are stupid and miserable. It's reverse psychology ma."
This is what his business card will look like if this sadist manifests.
We can only hope that he may not succeed or chooses a different career path. But that is uncertain.
What I'm certain, for now, is that no one will ever dare to visit Pang in the future after reading this