Wei Kwang is a noob =P

Wei Kwang sits beside me

1 day, he took my white eraser and wrote something on it

then he show it to me

on my eraser it wrote

TANZY
is a norvice


i laughed and let everyone else look at my eraser to share the joy

den only WK realise that he spelt it wrongly

den like a childish boy he snatched the eraser and cancel the norvice and add the word noob below it.

Ze B'day Bash !

Since last year , we have never forgotten or rather more , LET GO of someone's birthday , everytime , we have a BIRTHDAY BASH for them as we are all very good and sincere friends , last week was Wei Kawng's turn for his Birthday Bash after we had futsal in the morning ... enJOY ! ( Very blurry and messy , but you'll be able to see Wei Kwang in his undies , watch at your own risk )

Funny Emoticon Combos - Brought to life

Here's a list of emoticons we are using to make our combos :






Look what they have made it into :

(Not sure who, could've been Ian, Ken Chang or Lester or someone else.)








And look what Tanzy (his is the 1st one) and I did :











Here's a candid shot we had when Shaun called Wei Kwang and he turned around only to see the camera pointed at him :















But nothing beats Lester's and Tun Hong's creativity.

Ahaha! Got aura somemore!

Plus, they even took the time to write down our blog url!

Originally there were only "auras"(reflections) below his hand. But thanks to Photoshop magic and a bit of patience . . .

Shuffler vs Breakdancer : The Series

11/7

Look what i've found on Youtube! AHAHA another angle and a high quality version of The Comedy!

21/6 :

Part 3 : The Parody is ready!!!


18/6 :

Shufflers and breakdancers from Class 5 Kensett displaying their talent on Teachers' Day.

This took about 10-11 hours altogether. ';.;' Seriously. Cause i don't know anything.

When i told Shaun about this, Shaun said : "Good! You're dedicated to Der Book." =.=

PS : Part 2 is waaay better






Shuffler vs Breakdancer : Part 1/2






Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 2/2





Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 3 : The Parody




Isn't it supposed to be Part 3/2, you may think. But it doesn't exist. Unles you failed your maths like Ryan did, last time. =D.


Another angle + High quality version of The Comedy!




Please give me some comments / ratings on Youtube!

Btw, there's a comment on Part 2 :

duccyz :

This is terrible man wtf is with the breaker =="
u do relise that u cant battle with 2 different styles=="

buh the first shuffler from part one was FUNNY MAN its so bad i feel sorry for him

authors + joyees SUBWAY ONE-FOOTER + double meat DAY !

We had been planning it for a whole week and last Saturday after MBSSKL's Family Day .... Finally , we got to get a go at THE DREAM SUBWAY SANDWICH which is ONE-FOOT or 12 inches in length and also DOUBLE THE MEAT !



Well , Lester and Tanzy each got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT B.M.T sandwich , I got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT Terriyaki sandwich , Jie Xian and Wei Kwang shared a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT I forgot what sandwich , meld i think and Leo Wen Pul only ate a 6-incher and has regretted and wanting to try the ONE-FOOTER ever since.





Here's 3 out of 4 of the ONE-FOOTER's...





Here's Tanzy's sandwich....






My sandwich.....

All 4 ONE-FOOTER's...

Another....

Lester , getting high while taking the first bite into his first portion of teh ONE-FOOTER...

Jie Xian and Leo tucking in...

Wei Kwang getting all ' Godzilla'ed ' eating his first ever Subway sandwich.....

Tanzy starting his quest to finish the FOOT-LONG....

Me starting mine.....

Only mine wasn't cut into half cause i requested , so here's the whole in my hand...

Jie Xian tends to be quite fussy about what he wants in food , so thus , probably SUBWAY's MOST PECULIAR LOOKING SANDWICH EVER was born because he was so fussy about what he wanted , no veggies and like x8 olives....

Does this look appetising ?....

Then Jie Xian took out a stash of OTAK-OTAK that he bought from the family day as he had too much coupon courtesy of his mom wanting to donate a hundred bucks to the school(he sold 20bucks of coupons to Wei Kwang for ten and ended up having to think of ways to finish 80bucks in a couple of hours) , so there , his stash of 60 otak-otaks which he was kind enough to share a couple with us but then kept the rest for his family.....

BTW , he put ALL THOSE OTAK's in his bag and when he opened his bag , the smell of otak-otak's literally filled the whole SUBWAY joint and the sheet of paper in his bag was all wet from the steam from the otak's...

O YES , we did leave a hurricane of a mess behind...




In the end , Lester finished his Sandwich in GODLIKE speed and didn't look too full at all and I finished mine like 10 minutes later while Tanzy ate only a little more than half of it and couldnt continue so he finished it later in the cinema while watching Hancock ...

So there you are , the ONE-FOOTER adventure , if you are interested in going on a ONE-FOOTER challege / adventure yourselves , please do invite us too :D especially Leo who was talking about wanting it today for the whole day.

Wei Kwang : Funniest Essay Ever !!!!!! 最好笑的文章/作文!!!!

这是真的考试作答!

This is a REAL EXAM ANSWER by the almighty Wei Kwang. Seriously.


The question was a 完成故事. This was the given 开头.





Here's a snippet. It's directly after the beginning.





Here's the links to the essay.

• Page 1 - 第一页
  
• Page 2 - 第二页
• Page 3 - 第三页
• Page 4 - 第四页

Even the Vice President of the Prefect Board, Anthony Khoo couldn't stand laughing at his essay during class.

We all know he should be the School Captain as he is respected by all.
But it did not go that way cause he is not an ass kisser, if you know what I mean.



35 marks ...The worst part is i only got about 5 marks more than him, and the teacher even said :

"杰贤, 有进步了"

"You have improved"

---______----




Another of WK's wonderful answers :

In an essay some time ago, he used the phrase "法歌"


Bio paper 2 : Name the structure labelled X (the answer is corpus luteum, something like that)








His answer : Dragon Ball




I will translate it later. The sad part is that many Chinese terms do not convey the same message in english.


Actually, his mandarin is good but we all wonder what made him do this in his mid year examminations.


Thanks to Ian for helping me find the needed tool in Photoshop~

The Krew Kut Klan (KKK*)

yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.




DISCLAIMER


BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE VERFYING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:



1)The Ku Klux Klan

2)The Botak Gang/Geng

3)The Crew Cut Clan

4)Anyone who uses a "c" when it is actually a 'k' sound (in the beginning of a word)

There's loads of benefits being a klansman :

Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.

But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it's being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.

*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.

And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you'll look exaktly like them other stars.

Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.



I'll prove it.



Here's a few pics. I bet you kan't pick out which of these is a pic of me.

Is it This?

This?

Or this?














Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.





Scroll down for the originals







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Ahahahaha. Konned. XD










Its really easy to identify a klansmen :


He responds to the call "botak" and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.


After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.



Without further ado, here's a group photo of some of us! :D

From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly hand
Bending over : Wei Han, Wei Kwang

This post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here's the link to the original post.

..... And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D

From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, Lester

Klick here to see an enlarged image!

Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong!

Wei Kwang vs Tanzy : Part 1 Wei Kwang's 10 Ways To Die

One day, Wei Kwang and Tanzy were fighting as usual.

That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.

This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :

Click here for the complete and enlarged version

Hsuang : Tanzy's Suggestion

Hsuang.


Despite hearing it numerous times from Shaun and Tanzy when they are teasing Wei Kwang , none of us knew what "Hsuang" meant, until Wei Han told me while he was praising her photoshop skills.

I agree with him. I've never touched Photoshop before.

So this is what Hsuang means, according to Wei Han.


Hsu Li + Wei Kwang = Hsuang



After telling them what it meant, something hit me. We all know that


Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina



Notice how the guy's name is followed by the girl's.


So I told Wei Kwang :


Jie Xian : "Wei Kwang, shouldn't your name be in front, based on Brangelina?"

Tanzy answered after 5 seconds : "We should call him Kwali!"

Wei Kwang + Hsu Li = Kwali (kuali = frying pan/wok)

Fun with Forming Nouns (from derbook)

Today . . . . . EST Period ! We were given work on none other than FORMING NOUNS !


So here's some examples from the papers we were given and also common ones :

apply - application
describe - description
wise - wisdom
king - kingdom
neighbour - neighbourhood
joy - joyfulness
curd - curdish








Here are the SPECIAL nouns formed by our very special joyees ( Jie Xian , Lee Meng , Wei Kwang , Wei Han ) !

con - condom
depart - department
health - healthility
robin - robinhood
teeth - tits
rub - rubbish




No worries , it was just jokes/mistakes , they all scored A's for thier English Tests :D




o yes ! I also noticed somebody else spelling FOREHEAD as FALLHEAD

Wei Kwang : Photostat

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Lester told me, "Wei Kwang that day, me him and his cousin went out together. His cousin go buy milkshake at a shop. That shop got fotostat machine."

"Wei Kwang ask his cousin go photostat the milkshake then he can drink also LOL"

Wei Kwang's mom

[This message is not intended to hurt or upset anyone and its pure purpose is just for laugh ]

I was told this convo by someone whom i forgotten but I'll put all the highlights , its a conversation of Wei Kwang's mom with the boys about Ian's mixed parentage.






" Wa , Ian is a mixed ah ? I thought he is a chinese. Nowadays malays very modern ah. "



" Wa , if we all mix mix mix can make an authentic Malaysian race "


" Aiya ! But like that , everyone become muslim "

Wei Kwang's catchy line in essay

One day we were doing an essay during our double english period

To prove the quote ' don't judge a book by its cover '...


Wei Kwang wrote this somewhere in this essay...

' For one , his dad and mum may appear to be in the iron and steel bussiness. She may be doing the ironing while the father does the stealing '

Wei Kwang - Death in the opposite house

today in school , was studying teh poem ' death in the opposite house ' , asked Wei Kwang a question on the similarity between the dead man and the one who flung the mattress out the window and he didnt know , so told him that the two characters remained anonymous through the entire poem and he said

" No , the dead man flings the mattress out the window "

then he gives the regretful look and says sorry , realising he had just been lame and hoping that i dont post it here , well , i cant help it wei kwang :-D

Wei Kwang - Paper's origin

The other day , Wei Han asked Wei Kwang " Where is the peta minda paper ? "

Wei Kwang replied " It is still a tree "

Quote

" Why is the water so blue ?





Because it is the reflection of the sky "

- Wei Kwang

Random Jokes from Wei Kwang

1) Why could'nt the astronaut land on the moon ?

Because it was a full moon

2)Why were the soldiers so tired on the first of April ?

Because they just had a 31 day MARCH

3)What is a BEAR without an EAR ?

a Bee