Saturday, June 21, 2008
Collars
From ' the office '
" I do not see you people as wearing blue-collared shirts and white collared shirts , do you know why ? "
...???
" Because I'm collared-blind "
Chei Thai and his lame jokes
为什么青豆跌倒后变红豆？
(why does the green bean become a red bean after falling)
应为青豆流血。
(because the green bean is bleeding)
-_-
为什么小鸟飞过飞机时掉下来？
(why did the bird fall down when it is flying pass an aeroplane ?)
应为飞机太大声，小鸟用手盖着耳朵。
(because the aeroplane is too loud, the bird use it's hand to cover it's ears.)
much much more jokes(both lame and funny at the same time) from Chei Thai coming soon.
Reply to Joy at the CC by Chuan Zheng
Ref : Joy at the CC
Chuan Zheng told me :
"Jei Shian, why you put my cute picture? Steal from my blog one leh . . . Got copyright one you know?"
He's just joking . . . . I do hope he is.
Joy at the CC
These stuff happened during our Chinese Class.
A : [says a bad word]
Jasper : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said a bad word!
Jian Liang : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said "bad word"!
In another occasion,
Chuan Zheng : Teacher, i've chosen you to write my testimonial. I have always trusted you.
Teacher : It's my pleasure.
Chuan Zheng : [Smiles] :)
Teacher : [repeats herself] It's my pressure.
Later on, the teacher was talking to Chuan Zheng again.
Teacher :
庄正为什么你不要去?
Chuan Zheng, why you don't want do go (to that event)? There will be a lot of pretty girls you know?
Chuan Zheng :
老师, 不要骗人.
Teacher, don't lie to me.
Teacher :
"有美女, 但是你不够 standard."
"There will be pretty girls, but you're not up to it."
After seeing the look on Chuan Zheng's face, the teacher decided to apologise.
"对不起."
"Sorry."
The smile on his face returned. But not for long. The teacher haven't finished what she wanted to say yet.
"对不起, 我态坦白了"
"Sorry, I was being too frank/too honest."
If anyone is curious, here's his pic.
*Chuan Zheng, if you're reading this, i did not mean to insult you. I was just telling it as it is, exactly (according to what i remember) as what had happened.
After that, the teacher mentioned about "A Gua"s /Transexuals. When her son asked her what are "A Gua"s, she told us that she took him to some A Gua street to show him.
This is her way of edicating her son.
Then someone said (It's Chuan Zheng or Johnny Ho. Chuan Zheng said that it's Johnny) :
"老师, 带我去看 A Gua"
"Teacher, take me to see the transeuxals."
Jian Liang
"你自己去照镜子啦."
"You go and look in the mirror lah."
After that, the teacher mentioned about "A Gua"s /Transexuals. When her son asked her what are "A Gua"s, she told us that she took him to some A Gua street to show him.
This is her way of edicating her son.
Then someone said (It's Chuan Zheng or Johnny Ho. Chuan Zheng said that it's Johnny) :
"老师, 带我去看 A Gua"
"Teacher, take me to see the transeuxals."
Jian Liang
"你自己去照镜子啦."
"You go and look in the mirror lah."
Friday, June 20, 2008
Wei Kwang vs Tanzy : Part 1 Wei Kwang's 10 Ways To Die
One day, Wei Kwang and Tanzy were fighting as usual.
That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.
This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :
That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.
This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :
Click here for the complete and enlarged version
Conversation in der Canteen
Jie Xian
Les, u remember that Wei Han said, "Friendship is the best ship in the world"?
This time, Ian said just now, "Hardship is the hardest ship is the world"
Les and I laughed. Ian overheard us.
Ian
Hah Ha. This joke is so funny I'm sure it's going to be in Der Book Of Joy.
At that time, I told him, "No, no . . . " But I just couldn't resist it.
Because he was too funny XD
Comic : Surpriseeeeeeee!!!!!
Click me for a surprise ending!
*By clicking me you are verifying that you want to view 18sx material and i'm not responsible for offending you
The comment by Xian Lum is the best :
The comment by Xian Lum is the best :
Important Announcement !!!
You Need To Say The Password The Next Time You Read Der Book.
So now I'm telling all of you the password. You have to say it into your mic when the voice recognition software is ready.
This is the password. Practice it. Recite it, until you can do it really really quickly.
I N V J S
AHAHAHA I know you do! XD
Wei Han refused to say it out. When Foo said it out, he said irritatedly : "Why you envy him?"
ps : i'm JS = Jie Xian
Hsuang : Tanzy's Suggestion
Hsuang.
Despite hearing it numerous times from Shaun and Tanzy when they are teasing Wei Kwang , none of us knew what "Hsuang" meant, until Wei Han told me while he was praising her photoshop skills.
I agree with him. I've never touched Photoshop before.
So this is what Hsuang means, according to Wei Han.
Hsu Li + Wei Kwang = Hsuang
After telling them what it meant, something hit me. We all know that
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina
Notice how the guy's name is followed by the girl's.
So I told Wei Kwang :
Jie Xian : "Wei Kwang, shouldn't your name be in front, based on Brangelina?"
Tanzy answered after 5 seconds : "We should call him Kwali!"
Wei Kwang + Hsu Li = Kwali (kuali = frying pan/wok)
Tyo Wei Keat Has Factory Potential Too!
I was walking nearby when two people who were shorter than me (shorties), made some comments.
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
"Jei Shian, 你的头发很好笑."
"Jei Shian, your hair very funny."
Me :
[Looks at their hair (2 cm long at its longest) and laughs, but decides to enJOY the joke by not answering back]
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
其实你很帅的. 但是长到太高了.
Actually you're handsome, but you are too tall.
Me :
[Surprised that this came from them and chose took it as a compliment and laughs together]
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
太高不好, 太高不好. [shakes thier head]
你的女朋友需要爬楼梯去kiss你.
Too tall no good, too tall no good. [shakes thier head]
Your girlfriend need to climb up stairs to kiss you.
I used "(and Johnny) " because it looked to me like Wei Keat was doing all the talking and Johnny was just adding on.
Shaun and the rest, but especially Shaun, i know you will have a lot to say about me.
eg : NANSENSE!/ They blind la.
Let me have my moment of Joy la please.
Lee Meng : Back in Action
This was a part of my Msn personal message.
"derbookofjoy.blogspot.com Whatever has happened to the "bioknight"? ahahaa"
Lee Meng's previous email was bioknight91. He has just changed it to a more . . . reasonable one.
This is what he has to say.
"erm? i have eyes 2 see
"The bioknight....went for bio class."
Xian :
"You CPU.. .u need to take in my orders."
"What CPU?"
Lee Meng :
"I monitor, u CPU!!!!"
The conversation ended there.
But I've just realised that it is the CPU that actually gives orders to the monitor.
But Lee Meng gave a comment :
-
dont u understand?
without de monitor....
u cant operate de CPU!!
Mrs Yap EST comments
Today in EST class... Our teacher was Mrs Yap...\
Mrs Yap was giving away our EST papers... ( The essay one) and as usual, made sarcastic remarks about our papers..
She said to me,
" aR YOU ar??? Your paper still got so much space!!! You write about the environment and you waste paper?????"
And this went on for a few students... Namely Eng Hoe...
Then it came to Chong ( Afiq for your info)
" Ar this one!!!! This one write the best one, mosquitoes got AIDS????"
And the laughs went booommm.....
Chei Thai
today we got most of our exam papers back and as usual, Chei Thai did well
inside the LRT, I met him and asked
me: 你有去补习吗 ?(do u go for tuitions?)
CT: 有，在家里补. (ya, tuition at home)
me: ?? private tutor ??
CT: (shake head) 姑姑教.
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! (the whole train like wtf)
CT: (at first confuse, and then give a -_- look)
ahahah wtf
if u do not understand this, it's probably a good thing.
and Chei Thai is a complete goody boy, he wasn't aware that wad he said would sound obscene, it was all me >.< and my *ish ish ish* mind
Lester meets a Girl
Lester, like every guy in the world, gets attracted to Pretty girls
so, one day
we met at a mamak stall and he proudly announce that he just saw the most "Beautiful" girl on earth
Lester: just now i saw the most beautiful girl in Sunway pyramid
us: then ?
Lester: when our eyes meet, i was like Walao-eh. my heart skipped a beat.
Tun hong (who was with him): LOL, then he go crash into a board.
us: LOLOL, wtf ! wad happened ?
Lester: (trying to justify wad happened) she so d*mn pretty, i can't take my eyes off her when I was walking until i crashed into a signboard.
Tun Hong: LOL, the girl looking at him somemore. Then he look at us and scold us, as if we pushed him into the board like dat
us: LOLOLOL wtf lololol.
lester: she really d*mn nice la. -_-
although Lester swear she's the prettiest girl on earth, at least in Msia, experience taught us not to bliv him when it comes to girls.
Don't Know If You Have Seen This - 2 Chinese Boy's - That Way
Just a random post to welcome back The Book ! Will take some time to settle down and then.... Joy shall come again!
Banner in Guitar Store for guitar tuners i think
Music and MOEning ! Nicole Schwerzinger or whatever her name is should get this to improve her song " Breathe " if you know what i mean...
Wei Han's opinion on the word culture
...Biology period
The teacher answers a student " It is their culture "
And Wei Han goes " Why got culture , no Goature ? "
Fun with Forming Nouns (from derbook)
Today . . . . . EST Period ! We were given work on none other than FORMING NOUNS !
So here's some examples from the papers we were given and also common ones :
apply - application
describe - description
wise - wisdom
king - kingdom
neighbour - neighbourhood
joy - joyfulness
curd - curdish
Here are the SPECIAL nouns formed by our very special joyees ( Jie Xian , Lee Meng , Wei Kwang , Wei Han ) !
con - condom
depart - department
health - healthility
robin - robinhood
teeth - tits
rub - rubbish
No worries , it was just jokes/mistakes , they all scored A's for thier English Tests :D
o yes ! I also noticed somebody else spelling FOREHEAD as FALLHEAD
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