Leo : The LaLa Smile v^.^v

Finally the video is ready!



Thanks to Lee Meng for his camera and to burn a CD for me like he did with all the other videos. And Leo and Tun Hong, of course! >:D

31 Aug 08, 00:16

Leo: Cant blif that form 1 im so cute. Now form 5 edi still the cutie

v^.^v

Lee Meng : The 1.2 Million House

(This happened a long time ago so i've forgotten most of the details. But the main priceless detail remains fresh in my mind.)


We were walking with Ah Meng up a hill, towards his residential area.



Ah Meng pointed to a house and started commenting :


"I tell you ah this house is VERY BIG. In a gated commuity some more. Got nice view. You guess selling for how much?

It is worth 1.2 million you know? (Thats 6 zeros man) So expensive!



So I told him :

Why don't you buy it and stay there if it's so good?



Ah Meng :

"It is not for sale now.

But sometimes they throw rubbish into the empty land behind the house."




I admit. I was impressed. But I wondered how he knew about the rubbish.














5 minutes later Ah Meng into that VERY SAME house he was talking about. It's his.

I thought again about throwing rubbish into the empty land . . .

Shuffler vs Breakdancer : The Series

11/7

Look what i've found on Youtube! AHAHA another angle and a high quality version of The Comedy!

21/6 :

Part 3 : The Parody is ready!!!


18/6 :

Shufflers and breakdancers from Class 5 Kensett displaying their talent on Teachers' Day.

This took about 10-11 hours altogether. ';.;' Seriously. Cause i don't know anything.

When i told Shaun about this, Shaun said : "Good! You're dedicated to Der Book." =.=

PS : Part 2 is waaay better






Shuffler vs Breakdancer : Part 1/2






Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 2/2





Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 3 : The Parody




Isn't it supposed to be Part 3/2, you may think. But it doesn't exist. Unles you failed your maths like Ryan did, last time. =D.


Another angle + High quality version of The Comedy!




Please give me some comments / ratings on Youtube!

Btw, there's a comment on Part 2 :

duccyz :

This is terrible man wtf is with the breaker =="
u do relise that u cant battle with 2 different styles=="

buh the first shuffler from part one was FUNNY MAN its so bad i feel sorry for him

BAD player

Lee Meng, again........



one lame morning,

Lee Meng pop out and say " He is a BAD player"


Us: " Why ?"

Lee Meng points at a guy holding a racquet and say



"Becoz he plays BADminton"

Us: -____-

The Krew Kut Klan (KKK*)

yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.




DISCLAIMER


BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE VERFYING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:



1)The Ku Klux Klan

2)The Botak Gang/Geng

3)The Crew Cut Clan

4)Anyone who uses a "c" when it is actually a 'k' sound (in the beginning of a word)

There's loads of benefits being a klansman :

Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.

But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it's being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.

*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.

And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you'll look exaktly like them other stars.

Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.



I'll prove it.



Here's a few pics. I bet you kan't pick out which of these is a pic of me.

Is it This?

This?

Or this?














Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.





Scroll down for the originals







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Ahahahaha. Konned. XD










Its really easy to identify a klansmen :


He responds to the call "botak" and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.


After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.



Without further ado, here's a group photo of some of us! :D

From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly hand
Bending over : Wei Han, Wei Kwang

This post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here's the link to the original post.

..... And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D

From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, Lester

Klick here to see an enlarged image!

Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong!

Lee Meng : Back in Action

This was a part of my Msn personal message.

"derbookofjoy.blogspot.com Whatever has happened to the "bioknight"? ahahaa"

Lee Meng's previous email was bioknight91. He has just changed it to a more . . . reasonable one.



This is what he has to say.

Lee Meng :

"erm? i have eyes 2 see ur personal message."

"The bioknight....went for bio class."

Xian :

"lol u inform la monitor. "(He is the monitor for our class, 5K)

Lee Meng :

"You CPU.. .u need to take in my orders."

Xian :

"What CPU?"

Lee Meng :

"I monitor, u CPU!!!!"

The conversation ended there.

But I've just realised that it is the CPU that actually gives orders to the monitor.

But Lee Meng gave a comment :

Lee said...

dont u understand?
without de monitor....
u cant operate de CPU!!

Yes , you can't, but the CPU doesn't take orders from the monitor. It's the other way around man. :D

Fun with Forming Nouns (from derbook)

Today . . . . . EST Period ! We were given work on none other than FORMING NOUNS !


So here's some examples from the papers we were given and also common ones :

apply - application
describe - description
wise - wisdom
king - kingdom
neighbour - neighbourhood
joy - joyfulness
curd - curdish








Here are the SPECIAL nouns formed by our very special joyees ( Jie Xian , Lee Meng , Wei Kwang , Wei Han ) !

con - condom
depart - department
health - healthility
robin - robinhood
teeth - tits
rub - rubbish




No worries , it was just jokes/mistakes , they all scored A's for thier English Tests :D




o yes ! I also noticed somebody else spelling FOREHEAD as FALLHEAD

Chatbox vadek PANG > LEE MENG

KungFu Pang-da: Lee meng.... oh lee meng.....


meng: haha..pink panther...de jokes win me...


meng: yes pang pang pang?? were u ancestors in a gun fight when they named their surnames???


meng: ur***


KungFu Pang-da:.............. if my ancestors got their name from having a gun fight...wow can imagine
ur...siow... are u siow?.... should be interesting -_-


KungFu Pang-da: on top of that ur surname suits u...


KungFu Pang-da: SIOWWWWWWW lee meng


meng: but sorry..i run faster than u!!!!




Lol , Pang got teased but teased lee meng back harder , but that's not funny , notice how pang spells siow in capital letters and lee meng thinks that pang is calling him slowwwwwwwwww which in actual fact is siowwww
LOLOL , tq lee meng for this post

Msn Quotes : Not lame at all ~

"No one's predictions is always 100% correct. But i can assure you mine is 97. 766513235621438% correct" -Minggot (Guy i met from blueserver)

"Don't worry, you're taller in the morning." -Lee Meng

Lee Meng & Wei Han : Doing They Thang (On Teachers' Day)

Chong was preparing for his speech before his performance of Someonelse by Aural Joint.

Chong : " . . . but please forgive me if i mess up since i'm not used to singing . . "

Wei Han : Say la, "Please forgive me if i screw up".

Jie Xian : Cannot use "screw up" la.

Wei Han replied in 0.5 seconds. "Then drill la."

Lee Meng : Why screw cant use?

Jie Xian : It's not a good word to use formally la.

Lee Meng : Then "screw down"? "Unscrew"?

Sorry people, especially Lee Meng who asked

In class, Lee Meng asked, "Why didn't update your blog yesterday?"

Ah i felt bad. I thought our trusted co-author, Tanzy will update it. But NO! That lazy fella.

Jie Xian : Tanzy, you didnt update ah?

Tanzy : I thought Shaun will update.

Shaun : My internet dam slow la yesterday.

You see? Really full of it (look up Shaun) la this guy. I was correct!

Those 2 people really getting lazy! Testing my patience. Later i keep the profits for myself.

Yes, the RM0.50.

But, dont blame ME for not updating the blog. I was busy studying for the exams and practising for Chong's performance~




Just kidding Shaun and Tanzy :P But i tell you, those 2 lazy fellas really . .



No la no la, just kidding la. :) =) :D =D XP XD

But seriously ah ';.;' . . . Aih!


To make up for it, i've violated the 3 post-per-day rule set by the so-called "Board of Directors" (quote from Shaun) :D

More Lee Meng from today

Other than the two lines below ....

Afiq/Chong said that one of his band members said that a lot of the girls at an event ( cant mention as it will cause some people to be upset :D some joint event la )wore curtains , meaning thier dressing is not nice la ( i just found out too ) and Lee Meng said " The girls wear curtains , then the boy's wear cushion covers la ! " , and then came the SILENCE OF LAMENESS , that is everyone was speechless for about 15 seconds after he made that line



then...



in another instance , Matthew was trying to hard to tell KNOCK-KNOCK jokes when he asked Lee Meng

" Knock-knock " said Matthew
" Who's there ?" said Lee Meng
" Nobody " said Matthew

and then Lee Meng said " Thank You " and Matthew just stopped his jokes after seeing Lee Meng's lameness




and then...



Lee Meng went back to the ' wearing curtains ' topic and said " although the girls are wearing curtains , they are wearing high quality curtains "

I thought about it for 2 seconds before telling him " It's still wearing curtains what ! "

JS who was about to drink his water spilled some while bursting out into a laughter seeing his rival GO DOWN !








aite , enough of Lee Meng now ,

one more thing , i kinda lost THE BOOK OF JOY (BJ) which means half of the other unpublished lame and funny stuff , lets all pray I find it :-D and you shall be rewarded with lotsa JOY !

Lee Meng : Proud to be King

Afiq was doing the "LAME la Lee Meng" after Lee Meng was being Lee Meng when he burst out with anger.

"You jealous cannot be lame ah?! You got no creativity thats why cannot be lame!"





Later on, when it was my turn to call him lame and he burst out again.

"You go and look through the mirror la! You think you're not lame ah?!"





I felt bad for making him so angry so i stopped, until i got in front of my laptop.

But im sure there's one more killer line from our King. Someone remind me pls.

Hater

Yes, indeed. Now its my turn to declare the new arch rivals. After many incidents like the Class positioning, the doctor incident . . . and now this.

Shaun was commenting on Tanzy's "sentimental-hence-deleted-article" when it went overboard for some people.

From the Box of Joy,

shaun: 5K suck la. 5C too

shaun: 5K especially that dumb monitor lee meng

12 May 08, 19:45
meng: chatbox i can read lor okie....not like tat stupid selfles student...

(is he implying that shaun CANT READ? Oh No!)

Boy, do i look like an instigator/batu api :D

But it does not end there.

12 May 08, 19:46

Jie Xian: what happen la matt

12 May 08, 19:46

Jie Xian: OH ITS MENG SHIT

12 May 08, 19:47

Jie Xian: i really dreaming

-_____-

(found out that "shaun' was someone disguising as Shaun who either hates Shaun, Lee MEng or yeekee9 or a combination of any. All that drama for nothing. aih.)

Lee Meng - spelling

Today before going in for Biology test , Lee Meng was kinda struggling to pronounce Lutenising Hormone properly , and I helped him and he asked " Is lutenising spelled with an S or a Z , i told him one spelling was british and the other american and he said " but i'm chinese how to spell ? "

















Then , after the exam , while walking out the school , although Lutenising Hormone was not an answer in any of the question in the paper , Lee Meng put it as an answer in one of the questions and guess what he said ...


" What's that LH hormone already ah ? I put LINGUISTIC HORMONE then i cancel and just put LH , I lazy to think dy "



LAWL !

Lee Meng's threat

Today , in school , i said something that insulted Lee Meng's lameness , and he added more damage to it by saying this


" You ah , I must make another BLOG and talk about you "


Funny , doesn't Lee Meng's lines always backfire ?

Cbox : The Great Lee Meng

--retains his lameness(not the Wei Kwang type)

Bri: Haha! were you saying im the 2nd gal? =D
meng: bri..ur de 2nd gal? den who is wei han's 1st gal?
Bri: haha this u hav 2 ask him *GG*

meng: ur eyes can do de words GG???

Apple

Someone once answered me on this but i forgotten who , i think it was lee meng .. again

it goes :

me : an apple a day keeps the doctor away

respondant : What apple ? apple computer ?

me : (smack on the head)

Meng time

(In Class)

Lee Meng : Screw you la you NERD

Me : Why you like to screw yourself ?

Lee Meng : (speechless)

Js : (LOL'y like hell watching his 'rival' getting humiliated)

Meng ... again

" How do you make people horny ? You put horns on them ! "

-Lee Meng