Characters

Updates:

23/6 : Pictures/GIFs for 9 people
24/6 : Pics for Chong and Wei Han
26/6 : Updated for Wei Han and Lee Meng
27/6 : Lee Meng's GIF by Tanzy.
28/8 : Pang's Picture added
19/10 : Kum's Picture added

Since quite a few people have been requesting for me to post some pictures, I have decided to finally do it now.



However, i only got hold of a few of the Characters' pictures :



(Many of them are 4 years old, except for the "mystery" one. That's newly taken. I will slowly update them when i get more.)

• Shaun
• Tanzy
• Teow Wei Kwang
• Foo Tun Hong
• Foong Jing Xian
• Foo Tun Kai
• Leo Wen Pul
• Matthew Ooi (fat one)
• Mystery Guy (at the bottom on the page)
• Wei Han
• Afiq
  

Lee Meng (he called me Tan Jei Lame, i call him Lame Meng)

My Man. Shaun once said that he's my arch rival. When you and someone were to flame each other on a daily basis, usually starting with "Aiyo LEE MENG" or "Lame la you JS" its no wonder why people say that. But deep down in my heart i know and i admit that i love

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his lame jokes.


Also, he is called Ulu Meng by Wei Han.



(Ulu is a Malay slang which means a backward/lagging area or in the countryside, i think. This means that Wei Han is saying that Lee Meng is like a kid from the jungle.)


*Wei Han stays no more than 100 metres away from Lee Meng. They live in the same residential area.

Dunno about you, but he looks like and excited squirrel.
In this pic

Shaun Low Jin Yang

He's one of the co-authors. In his own words, calls his childishness his "charm". Now he says that his excuse for being lame is that it is his "charm". He's always full of it (excuses, not charm). The idea of the joyous title come from him.

LOW low LOW low LOW low LOW low LOW low



Okay, it was only supposed to be 8 'low's but there's 5 sizes of words~
(Largest, Large, Normal, Small and Smallest)

Shaun : "See? So hot."

Ken Low Jin Wu

Shaun's younger bro. A DotA noob. He once told he that he should have a blog too and likes this blog. As a thank you, I told him to go make thebookletofjoy. I understand how he is treated as a younger bro. I have an elder bro too.



Low Jin Jer

Aka Ginger. Blood Brothers too? Why not? 5 bros and sisters in da house and 5 dogs ( i think)




Tanzy

The other co-author. The sadist. He has the amazing ability make the whole class of people who range from respected prefects to serious stern prefects to laugh their asses of, usually by making remarks so hurting yet honest about someone it lowers their self esteem to that of a homeless beggar. That's why its funny.

Shaun : "Like Dragon Ball"

JS/Jie Xian

The remaining co-author who is the pioneer for being called lame. Pity him. Lee Meng thinks he started the era of lameness that has swept 5K and has, like every other epidemic, spread uncontrollably. JS laughs at the irony. He reads and speaks a little mandarin but sucks at Cantonese. And he calls himself a KL boy. Shame on him.




Wei Han

Lee Meng's neighbour who is notorious for having a "universal-sized" hand. i.e. its one size that fits all "cups" if u know what he means. (Yes it is his own words)


He live in the same residential area as Lee Meng, whom he labels as Ulu Meng (Refer to : Lee Meng).


When I ask him about it, he said in his defence : "Only his area ulu, my one okay."

Teow Wei Kwang

A guy who has the ability to embrace lameness, produce lameness and laugh at lameness. To bad he doesn't even come close to Lee Meng's producing skills, until recently. He has an ability to woo the girl with a guitar too.

Shaun : "Praying mantis"

Foo Tun Hong

The nice chubby guy who is really quite good at dancing. i envy him. i envy all the possibilities to create profanities with his first, middle and last name, as pointed out by Shaun.
i.e. Fookimak, Tun niama and Hong ka chan.

Foo Tun Hong (right) suddenly gets so close to Foong Jing Xian (left).
Of course he has hidden intentions~

Foo Tun Kai

Tun Hong's blood brother. He looks like him and talks like him. But there is a more solid and undeniable evidence :
i.e. Kaininia

Tun Hong, Tun Kai; Same thing la!

Leo Wen Pul

His real name was supposed to be Leong. But his great-grandad from China wasn't a great speller. So he gets a unique surname which sounds cool as a result of his great-grandad's error.
He said, "Wey JS, make my one longer pls." We all know his 1 is short and he probably said "make my desciption longer" but i cant help but giving hime the Foo's treatment --Profanities.
i.e. Pulkimak.



I have to thank him for something though, (from the Box Of Joy) :


LeoAkaLion: Shaun thats why i looking at u la. i try to make u to notice -wat he written on the board that time- (if only i can erase the back part)

Err. . .i mean this.
LeoAkaLion: i went to all my mom's branch and set all those computer homepage to bookofjoy. thanks me xD

Thanks you Leo!

Leo(ng) still looks the same now.

Matthew Ooi (fat one)

Another contributor. A "heavy" contributor at that. Pun intended :D He's so soft that he can be our very own mobile pillow.

^_^V

Pang Yoke Fei

aka Pang Sai. This guy doesnt get angry easily, hope he doesnt aftter reading this. sorry pang.

Pang is the one the left. Matthew ( fat one) is the one on the right, looking like a hamster or a tupai/squirrel.

Wow its such a conincidence that i happened to introduce Pang right below Matt.





Here's a new picture of Pang :

Please remind me who drew this. I think it's Chong, but i'm not sure.


Low Zi Heng

Aka Lowzy. When asked by Wei Kwang's mum on the reason behind why is his name "lousy", he replied, " I like it cause it's unique"




Chong

Some of you may know him by the name of Afiq bin Latif. He's a drummer for a local band that i support : Aural Joint. So he's a temporary drummer who was called a hot-drummer by a blogger. Big deal. He's a fan of Hock Seng's blog too. In his own words " Hock Seng your blog very nice!".
To whoever who wants to know ths History of Chong, click here, not there.

Kelvin Kum Mun Wye

For more than 6 months, i could've swore i saw his name tag that says his name is spelled as such. Then i found out that its actually Kum Wen Wei, after calling him Mun Wye more than 6 months -.-

Then again, i dont really see his name tag often. Thats probably cause its below my eye level. Waatuduuu... he's so short. And lala. He has lala written all over him and his friendster. But luckily he has a big non-lala heart. That makes him my favourite lala. Just love my fav quote of his.

Actually, this is a picture of Chai Choon Kit.
But after he photoshopped it (to make the smile), it sure lookes like Kum.

Hock Seng

A blogger who uses English so bombastic, you'd have to have a dictionary in front of you. Once you got past that, it doesn't get any easier understanding. Maybe its just my fault. i dont know. But i know one thing, i trust him. Seriously.



Now for the 5A'ers



Woo Xian Lum

Yes its a real name. a surname. He's known to the 5A'ers as Woo Xian Lame, for a good reason.


He said this in the Cbox:

Cold_Speaker: I am Roxen, came from parkson, never talk nonsense..And may I join this parkson?

Other quotes




Lester

We call him Les. Love his name too. Someone once pointed out that he will be "pervertized" (credits to Siah Say Yeong) if u add a "Mo-" in front of his "Lester". Its no wonder why he looks like one. Definitely interested in the culinary arts. Really aim high when it comes to that. Too often he mentions cooking at 3 am after bathing at 12.30am. But it's not any ordinary Maggie mee that he's cooking, no. He just takes some mussels from the fridge and does whatever he wants with it.

When asked doesn't his mom have something to say he just says "It's gonna be eating later anyway so why not end its suffering?" Yes hes talking about the mussel in the fridge.

However, his culinary skills were put to the test and i think the results were obvious. We all know now how very much (little) knowledge he posseses about the subject.

Click the link below for the proof.

Lester : The Chief Chef of Hilton (revised and recoloured to make reading possible -.-)




Ian

The guy who said "But someone has to be lamer." when i argues that lameness is in everyone's blood. Of course he's lame too. He's part of the cast. Love his 1 fantastic quote but i wont put it here for his sake. "Aghk!"



Ryan

Somehow similar to Tanzy in certain ways, except that he is a whiz at maths, in the sense that the add maths teacher couldn't possibly deduct more than 10 marks from his add maths paper. That's because you cant deduct marks from a blank answer script. You simple dont give any. "Aghk!"




Ken Chang

The guy who pioneered the sarcastic 'haha' whenever he detects lameness. Too bad i seldom have the chance to 'haha' him back. Shaun's sisters called him cute once. Too bad he misunderstood it. "Aghk!"




Anson Chee

Repeat as fast as u can for 10 times : "Anson Chee, bye bye!"
S
ome call him the short one. Especially Ian. I remember it clearly. Ian was all laughing at Anson but when i looked closely, Ian isnt much taller than him. In fact, they are almost equally tall and beautiful. Waaatuduuu... its Ian.

After listening to my first live Bleach OST, Im grateful to not have a name like dAnson. I mean Anson.

Since i left out Anson at the start, I give him record length character description. Nah!. "Aghk!"



(All the characters are not listed in order of importance they are listed alphabetically)


*"Aghk!" is pronounced as a cross between the sound of a crow and a duck's quack.



Here's an extra bonus pic i happend to stumble upon one fine day. His identity is a mystery that has baffled all of us for aeons.

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Hardworking Tun Hong Returns!

We were discussing our Biology Paper 1. Tun Hong pointed to a question.



Tun Hong :

"Wa this one I read before in the LRT. So lucky i just happened to open my book there."



We were amazed by his decication towards his studies for a moment. Then we realised something.

Tanzy : "So what? I also got it correct!"

JS : " Yalah I also got it correct!"


'We got it correct too! So what if he read about it in the train?' I thought in my mind.


This was when Tun Hong's excitement was gone and he started to speak more softly :
















"... But I wrong . . . . ."

Tun Hong : When Bad is Good

During the exam week, I brought my reference books to school.

The front page of my Chemistry book was torn off and I taped it back. Soon after, the front page was torn off again. Now, after taping it back, I'm left with a book with a front page which is is 0.5 cm shorter, with a few pages which may fly off anytime. In one word, it was dilapidated. It is not my fault, books just weren't made to last for more than 1 year.

Luckily, Biology book was a little better. Tun Hong saw my Biology book.


Tun Hong :

[Points at my book] Wah, JS. See your book!

[Waving his finger while pointing it at me] Now I know you really study!

[Shows me his mint-conditioned Biology reference book and caresses the smooth wrapping] See my book!


(In the past, his studies weren't something to be proud of. However, it is very good now.)



Later, during recess, Foo shows me his Chemistry book proudly like a child showing his parents his exam paper when he has scored 100%. It was also in a quite bad and worn.





He nods, and says "JS, Chemistry I got study."

Sequel - Kar Jun's Spyware Solution

Fascinated by Kar Jun's ' Wide Knowledge ' of handling virus during his ' Teachings ' to Teck Huat , I asked him the method of dealing with spyware's and got a few solutions..here's how it went literally...





" Kar Jun , how do you clear spywares in your com ? Spywares dont need to Puasa i think. "



" Oh , very easy one mah , u can put a SPYDERMAN there to catch all the spies mah "


" OMG , great solution huh ?! "


" Or you can put the TOTALLY SPY's there to kill the spies also mah "


{ speechless , i stare at him }
and came the finale.......




" Or you can pour curry inside the computer then too SPYCY then they die lo ! "

The La La Salesman

My father told us :

When we went to the furniture shop just now, there was this salesman who made me feel like not buying our furniture from there. When we went in, he introduced himself, he said, "I am Mr. Liew" (Wah, action!)

Later, when i found a nice sofa and asked him, "Can you give me some discount for this?"

He say, "This one already got 20% discount"

Then i said, "Can you give me more discount?"
























He told me, "Nevermind. You tell me your budget lah. I'll find another sofa for you."

Kar Jun & Teck Huat : How To Destroy the Virus in You Computer Part 1 & 2

26/7 : Part 2 updated


Firstly, i woud like to say that Teck Huat is the quiet type and Kar Jun is the 1st or 2nd in the whole form.


I only heard the convo halfway.


Kar Jun :

You don't on the computer for one month will die or not? I tell you ah . . . you off your computer for one month the virus sure die. Beause they got no food to eat!


Teck Huat :

But the virus can puasa (fast) . . .


Kar Jun :

Nevermind. Then you off it for 1 year lah. Then the virus will die from malnutrition. Like beri-beri ah . . . marasmus ah . . . rickets ah . . .



Part 2 : The Following Day



Kar Jun :

Are you sure 1 antivirus is good enough? Work 24 hours a day. . Somemore no bonus.


Teck Huat :

My antivirus software (BitDefender) got win ICSA award . . .


Kar Jun :

1 where got enough? Should at least have 2 --- One morning shift one night shift. If he want to go shopping then how?


Teck Huat :

Antivirus how to go shopping . . .



















Kar Jun :

Neh --- Got eBay ma.

Joy at the Chinese Class 2

It was the holidays and we were to go back to school for extra classes.

Our teacher brought some tea for us to drink. Then a teacher walked past our class and our teacher offered her some tea.


She said : "Wah, very delicious ah . . . What type of tea is this? Chinese tea?"


Our teacher replied : "No,



















Taiwan tea."


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You'll need to understand Bahasa Melayu and Mandarin for this next one.


During Chinese class, Johnny suddenly asked everyone : "Who is anak emas here?"


















哈哈! 你是'金'子!

Funny Emoticon Combos - Brought to life

Here's a list of emoticons we are using to make our combos :






Look what they have made it into :

(Not sure who, could've been Ian, Ken Chang or Lester or someone else.)








And look what Tanzy (his is the 1st one) and I did :











Here's a candid shot we had when Shaun called Wei Kwang and he turned around only to see the camera pointed at him :















But nothing beats Lester's and Tun Hong's creativity.

Ahaha! Got aura somemore!

Plus, they even took the time to write down our blog url!

Originally there were only "auras"(reflections) below his hand. But thanks to Photoshop magic and a bit of patience . . .

Lee Meng : The 1.2 Million House

(This happened a long time ago so i've forgotten most of the details. But the main priceless detail remains fresh in my mind.)


We were walking with Ah Meng up a hill, towards his residential area.



Ah Meng pointed to a house and started commenting :


"I tell you ah this house is VERY BIG. In a gated commuity some more. Got nice view. You guess selling for how much?

It is worth 1.2 million you know? (Thats 6 zeros man) So expensive!



So I told him :

Why don't you buy it and stay there if it's so good?



Ah Meng :

"It is not for sale now.

But sometimes they throw rubbish into the empty land behind the house."




I admit. I was impressed. But I wondered how he knew about the rubbish.














5 minutes later Ah Meng into that VERY SAME house he was talking about. It's his.

I thought again about throwing rubbish into the empty land . . .

Black sheep...

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

Ungliest Woman

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. God says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Poof ! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen. The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Poof ! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?" He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."


She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

Chee Foong : Joker - Part 2

Johnny : Weh! Joker from Batman die already you know!


Chee Foong : How you knew he died? HE TELL YOU AH?

IQ Question! Test Your IQ Here Right Now!

I came up with an IQ question all by myself! Here it is :

"Find the suitable word that comes next in the series."

For Example,

1. Big
2. Bigger
3. ???

The superlative of big is biggest. It's easy. Just add a "-est" behind the word.

The real question will be more challenging.







Here's the real question :




"Find the suitable word that comes next in the series."

1. Pin
2. Pinner
3. ???

What's comes next?


(Remember to say it out aloud to make it easier to obtain an accurate answer!)


You thinking what i'm thinking? *wink* *wink*







PS : It came to my mind when the physics teacher repeated "Thinnest copper wire" a few times, stressing on the word "Thinnest" , "Thinnest", "Thinnest". =D

Shuffler vs Breakdancer : The Series

11/7

Look what i've found on Youtube! AHAHA another angle and a high quality version of The Comedy!

21/6 :

Part 3 : The Parody is ready!!!


18/6 :

Shufflers and breakdancers from Class 5 Kensett displaying their talent on Teachers' Day.

This took about 10-11 hours altogether. ';.;' Seriously. Cause i don't know anything.

When i told Shaun about this, Shaun said : "Good! You're dedicated to Der Book." =.=

PS : Part 2 is waaay better






Shuffler vs Breakdancer : Part 1/2






Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 2/2





Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 3 : The Parody




Isn't it supposed to be Part 3/2, you may think. But it doesn't exist. Unles you failed your maths like Ryan did, last time. =D.


Another angle + High quality version of The Comedy!




Please give me some comments / ratings on Youtube!

Btw, there's a comment on Part 2 :

duccyz :

This is terrible man wtf is with the breaker =="
u do relise that u cant battle with 2 different styles=="

buh the first shuffler from part one was FUNNY MAN its so bad i feel sorry for him

My First Time in a Lighting Shop : Maruzen

Wow.

I've just been to a lighting shop for the first time in my life and what I will be seeing later was totally unexpected and out of this world.





Wah . . so many types of lamps. But those are not all. there's also the :

"Casper Lamp"



"Candle-Lamp"



Duno what lamp is this ._.



This one looks more like a toilet bowl~






They even have lamps that belong in a castle

That's not all. They also sell many Chinese stuff , like :

Guy with the calmest expression ever

How you doin' ? - Joey Tribiani

Even got Matthew Ooi!



Also got Emo Shaun!

However, there's one particular lamp I've spotted that is above the rest - A toilet lamp.


It's so good that I will not hesitate to buy it for any hot chick to put in her toilet.

You know, to admire the lamp while having a relaxing bath or shower.


The strange thing is that looks so normal, unexpensive, simple, unelegant mosy importantly, forgettable for a lamp which is to be given to a hot chick.


Why in the world would I want such a lamp? You will know why after I've shown it to you :





Without further ado, here is The Lamp :D

Can you see it?

Can you see the best toilet lamp ever?

No? I'll give you another angle.

How about now?

Spotted THE BEST toilet lamp ever?














Let me point it out to you then.








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:D :P =D =P XD XP

Ahahaha!

A Video I Found In My Teacher's Thumbdrive : Funny Babies and Children !!!

When I opened my teacher's thumbdrive originally given to me to help her do work, look what I've stumbled upon :



The ending is the best!!!







Thank Pn Chong SL for the vid she "gave" me. AHAHAHAHA!

A must Watch , AMAZING BRICK BREAKING , watch till the end !

The Hand Of God

Meet Foo Tun God.





Foo Tun God was adapted from Tun Hong's quote from some time ago.


It started with a centipede he caught it a bottle which he named Foo Tun Pede, after shaking it around.


A few days later, Leo Wen Pul caught a cockroach and called it --- Leo Wen Croach .___.

Korean Comic : GOAL!!! . . . Shit ... Phew ..... SHIT!!!!!!

Phew, he almost hit the pile of dung . . .

Click here to see the ending!

Korean Comic : Sneaky sneaky ~~

Click here for the ending!