Lee Meng (he called me Tan Jei Lame, i call him Lame Meng)
My Man. Shaun once said that he's my arch rival. When you and someone were to flame each other on a daily basis, usually starting with "Aiyo LEE MENG" or "Lame la you JS" its no wonder why people say that. But deep down in my heart i know and i admit that i love
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his lame jokes.
Also, he is called Ulu Meng by Wei Han.
(Ulu is a Malay slang which means a backward/lagging area or in the countryside, i think. This means that Wei Han is saying that Lee Meng is like a kid from the jungle.)
*Wei Han stays no more than 100 metres away from Lee Meng. They live in the same residential area.
Dunno about you, but he looks like and excited squirrel.
In this pic
Shaun Low Jin Yang
He's one of the co-authors. In his own words, calls his childishness his "charm". Now he says that his excuse for being lame is that it is his "charm". He's always full of it (excuses, not charm). The idea of the joyous title come from him.
LOW low LOW low LOW low LOW low LOW lowOkay, it was only supposed to be 8 'low's but there's 5 sizes of words~ (Largest, Large, Normal, Small and Smallest)
Shaun : "See? So hot."
Ken Low Jin Wu
Shaun's younger bro. A DotA noob. He once told he that he should have a blog too and likes this blog. As a thank you, I told him to go make thebookletofjoy. I understand how he is treated as a younger bro. I have an elder bro too.
Low Jin Jer
Aka Ginger. Blood Brothers too? Why not? 5 bros and sisters in da house and 5 dogs ( i think)
Tanzy
The other co-author. The sadist. He has the amazing ability make the whole class of people who range from respected prefects to serious stern prefects to laugh their asses of, usually by making remarks so hurting yet honest about someone it lowers their self esteem to that of a homeless beggar.
That's why its funny.
Shaun : "Like Dragon Ball"
JS/Jie Xian
The remaining co-author who is the pioneer for being called lame. Pity him. Lee Meng thinks he started the era of lameness that has swept 5K and has, like every other epidemic, spread uncontrollably. JS laughs at the irony. He reads and speaks a little mandarin but sucks at Cantonese. And he calls himself a KL boy. Shame on him.
Wei Han
Lee Meng's neighbour who is notorious for having a "universal-sized" hand. i.e. its one size that fits all "cups" if u know what he means. (Yes it is his own words)
He live in the same residential area as Lee Meng, whom he labels as Ulu Meng
(Refer to : Lee Meng). When I ask him about it, he said in his defence : "Only his area ulu, my one okay."
Teow Wei Kwang
A guy who has the ability to embrace lameness, produce lameness and laugh at lameness. To bad he doesn't even come close to Lee Meng's producing skills, until recently. He has an ability to woo the
girl with a guitar too.
Shaun : "Praying mantis"
Foo Tun Hong
The nice chubby guy who is really quite good at dancing. i envy him. i envy all the possibilities to create profanities with his first, middle and last name, as pointed out by Shaun.
i.e.
Fookimak, Tun niama and Hong ka chan.Foo Tun Hong (right) suddenly gets so close to Foong Jing Xian (left).
Of course he has hidden intentions~
Foo Tun Kai
Tun Hong's blood brother. He looks like him and talks like him. But there is a more solid and undeniable evidence :i.e. Kaininia
Tun Hong, Tun Kai; Same thing la!
Leo Wen Pul
His real name was supposed to be Leong. But his great-grandad from China wasn't a great speller. So he gets a unique surname which sounds cool as a result of his great-grandad's error.He said, "Wey JS, make my one longer pls." We all know his 1 is short and he probably said "make my desciption longer" but i cant help but giving hime the Foo's treatment --Profanities.i.e. Pulkimak.
I have to thank him for something though, (from the Box Of Joy) :
LeoAkaLion: Shaun thats why i looking at u la. i try to make u to notice -wat he written on the board that time- (if only i can erase the back part)
Err. . .i mean this.
LeoAkaLion: i went to all my mom's branch
and set all those computer homepage to bookofjoy. thanks me xD
Thanks you Leo!
Leo(ng) still looks the same now.
Another contributor. A "heavy" contributor at that. Pun intended :D He's so soft that he can be our very own mobile pillow.
^_^V
Pang Yoke Fei
aka Pang Sai. This guy doesnt get angry easily, hope he doesnt aftter reading this. sorry pang.
Pang is the one the left. Matthew ( fat one) is the one on the right, looking like a hamster or a tupai/squirrel.Wow its such a conincidence that i happened to introduce Pang right below Matt.
Here's a new picture of Pang :
Please remind me who drew this. I think it's Chong, but i'm not sure.
Low Zi Heng
Aka Lowzy. When asked by Wei Kwang's mum on the reason behind why is his name "lousy", he replied, " I like it cause it's unique"Chong
Some of you may know him by the name of Afiq bin Latif. He's a drummer for a local band that i support : Aural Joint. So he's a temporary drummer who was called a hot-drummer by a blogger. Big deal. He's a fan of Hock Seng's blog too. In his own words " Hock Seng your blog very nice!".
To whoever who wants to know ths History of Chong, click
here, not
there.
Kelvin Kum Mun Wye
For more than 6 months, i could've swore i saw his name tag that says his name is spelled as such. Then i found out that its actually
Kum Wen Wei, after calling him Mun Wye more than 6 months -.-
Then again, i dont really see his name tag often. Thats probably cause its below my eye level. Waatuduuu... he's so short. And lala. He has lala written all over him and his friendster. But luckily he has a big non-lala heart. That makes him my favourite lala. Just love
my fav quote of his.
Actually, this is a picture of Chai Choon Kit.
But after he photoshopped it (to make the smile), it sure lookes like Kum.
Hock Seng
A blogger who uses English so bombastic, you'd have to have a dictionary in front of you. Once you got past that, it doesn't get any easier understanding. Maybe its just my fault. i dont know. But i know one thing, i trust him. Seriously.
Now for the 5A'ers
Woo Xian Lum
Yes its a real name. a surname. He's known to the 5A'ers as Woo Xian Lame, for a good reason.
He said this in the Cbox:
Cold_Speaker: I am Roxen, came from parkson, never talk nonsense..And may I join this parkson?
Other quotesLester
We call him Les. Love his name too. Someone once pointed out that he will be "pervertized" (credits to Siah Say Yeong) if u add a "Mo-" in front of his "Lester". Its no wonder why he looks like one. Definitely interested in the culinary arts. Really aim high when it comes to that. Too often he mentions cooking at 3 am after bathing at 12.30am. But it's not any ordinary Maggie mee that he's cooking, no. He just takes some mussels from the fridge and does whatever he wants with it.
When asked doesn't his mom have something to say he just says "It's gonna be eating later anyway so why not end its suffering?" Yes hes talking about the mussel in the fridge.
However, his culinary skills were put to the test and i think the results were obvious. We all know now how very much (little) knowledge he posseses about the subject.
Click the link below for the proof.
Lester : The Chief Chef of Hilton (revised and recoloured to make reading possible -.-)Ian
The guy who said "But someone has to be lamer." when i argues that lameness is in everyone's blood. Of course he's lame too. He's part of the cast. Love his 1 fantastic quote but i wont put it here for his sake. "Aghk!"
Ryan
Somehow similar to Tanzy in certain ways, except that he is a whiz at maths, in the sense that the add maths teacher couldn't possibly deduct more than 10 marks from his add maths paper. That's because you cant deduct marks from a blank answer script. You simple dont give any. "Aghk!"
Ken Chang
The guy who pioneered the sarcastic 'haha' whenever he detects lameness. Too bad i seldom have the chance to 'haha' him back. Shaun's sisters called him cute once. Too bad he misunderstood it. "Aghk!"
Anson Chee
Repeat as fast as u can for 10 times : "Anson Chee, bye bye!"
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ome call him the short one. Especially Ian. I remember it clearly. Ian was all laughing at Anson but when i looked closely, Ian isnt much taller than him. In fact, they are almost equally tall and beautiful. Waaatuduuu... its Ian.
After listening to my first live Bleach OST, Im grateful to not have a name like dAnson. I mean Anson.
Since i left out Anson at the start, I give him record length character description. Nah!. "Aghk!"
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All the characters are not listed in order of importance they are listed alphabetically)*"Aghk!" is pronounced as a cross between the sound of a crow and a duck's quack.
Here's an extra bonus pic i happend to stumble upon one fine day. His identity is a mystery that has baffled all of us for aeons.
