Shaun : The Head Turner

One day Shaun came across by accident, a picture with a caption below it that went "Head turner, always smiling and cheerful [something something] "

(My point is that head turner is among the descriptions, not sure about anything else)


So Shaun burst out in indignation : "WAH! Call herself/himself a head turner . . ."


"Yala yala head turner . . . people see him/her already all turn their heads away! [mutters under his breath] head turner . . ."

Shaun : Word.

The speaker was giving a speech on our graduation day.

"The most important thing in life is in one word. One word only - "Gratitude"


After Shaun heard it, he laughs and says :








"That's three words!"

Shaun : Being Shaun.

During the Malay Language period, the teacher caught Shaun doing some Maths work.

Teacher [irritated, closing his Maths exercise books and putting it under his desk] :

Shaun, kenapa buat kerja Matematik semasa waktu BM? Kalau Matematik kamu dapat A tapi BM fail mana boleh?

Shaun, why are you doing your maths homework during the Malay Language period? If you get a distinction for your Maths but you fail your Malay Language, whats the point?

Shaun :

Cikgu, tapi waktu Matematik saya buat kerja BM!

But I do my Malay Language work during the Maths period!

Pang : The Psychologist

Pang mentioned that his ambition is to be a psychologist!

Of course, we were against it right away.

I doubted his ability to discipline himself to study that much. Shaun, Tanzy and Matthew agreed that Pang will only worsen the already terrible mental state his patient is in.

"You will tell the fella to go and die lah." Shaun said.

"Ya, then you dont need any medicine at all. Cause the prescription for every patient is the same - 'Kill Yourself' "

Pang liked the idea. "Yala then I can tell all my patients to kill themselves and charge them consultation fee some more!"

"I'll tell all my patients that they are stupid and miserable. It's reverse psychology ma."


This is what his business card will look like if this sadist manifests.















We can only hope that he may not succeed or chooses a different career path. But that is uncertain.

What I'm certain, for now, is that no one will ever dare to visit Pang in the future after reading this

Handicap Part 2

We asked Wei Kwang :

Q: 什么动物天生残废？











Then Shaun asnwered : "Foong Jing Xian!"

We were smiling at him after giving the "not funny" look. But suddenly the entire atmosphere changed when -









Out of nowhere, Loke Voon Ho started laughing hysterically. He was laughing his ass off. We couldn't stand his cruelty anymore and joined him.



To Foong Jing Xian :

No offence, Foong. It's just a joke. It may be true, it may be not, but what im sure of that it is a joke. We didn't laugh at you. At first.

Shaun : I'm Sorry

It wad a really hot day in school and everyone was sweating.


Me : It's so HOT today!


Shaun [pats me on the back] : "I'm sorry"

Shuffler vs Breakdancer : The Series

11/7

Look what i've found on Youtube! AHAHA another angle and a high quality version of The Comedy!

21/6 :

Part 3 : The Parody is ready!!!


18/6 :

Shufflers and breakdancers from Class 5 Kensett displaying their talent on Teachers' Day.

This took about 10-11 hours altogether. ';.;' Seriously. Cause i don't know anything.

When i told Shaun about this, Shaun said : "Good! You're dedicated to Der Book." =.=

PS : Part 2 is waaay better






Shuffler vs Breakdancer : Part 1/2






Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 2/2





Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 3 : The Parody




Isn't it supposed to be Part 3/2, you may think. But it doesn't exist. Unles you failed your maths like Ryan did, last time. =D.


Another angle + High quality version of The Comedy!




Please give me some comments / ratings on Youtube!

Btw, there's a comment on Part 2 :

duccyz :

This is terrible man wtf is with the breaker =="
u do relise that u cant battle with 2 different styles=="

buh the first shuffler from part one was FUNNY MAN its so bad i feel sorry for him

authors + joyees SUBWAY ONE-FOOTER + double meat DAY !

We had been planning it for a whole week and last Saturday after MBSSKL's Family Day .... Finally , we got to get a go at THE DREAM SUBWAY SANDWICH which is ONE-FOOT or 12 inches in length and also DOUBLE THE MEAT !



Well , Lester and Tanzy each got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT B.M.T sandwich , I got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT Terriyaki sandwich , Jie Xian and Wei Kwang shared a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT I forgot what sandwich , meld i think and Leo Wen Pul only ate a 6-incher and has regretted and wanting to try the ONE-FOOTER ever since.





Here's 3 out of 4 of the ONE-FOOTER's...





Here's Tanzy's sandwich....






My sandwich.....

All 4 ONE-FOOTER's...

Another....

Lester , getting high while taking the first bite into his first portion of teh ONE-FOOTER...

Jie Xian and Leo tucking in...

Wei Kwang getting all ' Godzilla'ed ' eating his first ever Subway sandwich.....

Tanzy starting his quest to finish the FOOT-LONG....

Me starting mine.....

Only mine wasn't cut into half cause i requested , so here's the whole in my hand...

Jie Xian tends to be quite fussy about what he wants in food , so thus , probably SUBWAY's MOST PECULIAR LOOKING SANDWICH EVER was born because he was so fussy about what he wanted , no veggies and like x8 olives....

Does this look appetising ?....

Then Jie Xian took out a stash of OTAK-OTAK that he bought from the family day as he had too much coupon courtesy of his mom wanting to donate a hundred bucks to the school(he sold 20bucks of coupons to Wei Kwang for ten and ended up having to think of ways to finish 80bucks in a couple of hours) , so there , his stash of 60 otak-otaks which he was kind enough to share a couple with us but then kept the rest for his family.....

BTW , he put ALL THOSE OTAK's in his bag and when he opened his bag , the smell of otak-otak's literally filled the whole SUBWAY joint and the sheet of paper in his bag was all wet from the steam from the otak's...

O YES , we did leave a hurricane of a mess behind...




In the end , Lester finished his Sandwich in GODLIKE speed and didn't look too full at all and I finished mine like 10 minutes later while Tanzy ate only a little more than half of it and couldnt continue so he finished it later in the cinema while watching Hancock ...

So there you are , the ONE-FOOTER adventure , if you are interested in going on a ONE-FOOTER challege / adventure yourselves , please do invite us too :D especially Leo who was talking about wanting it today for the whole day.

The Krew Kut Klan (KKK*)

yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.




DISCLAIMER


BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE VERFYING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:



1)The Ku Klux Klan

2)The Botak Gang/Geng

3)The Crew Cut Clan

4)Anyone who uses a "c" when it is actually a 'k' sound (in the beginning of a word)

There's loads of benefits being a klansman :

Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.

But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it's being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.

*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.

And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you'll look exaktly like them other stars.

Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.



I'll prove it.



Here's a few pics. I bet you kan't pick out which of these is a pic of me.

Is it This?

This?

Or this?














Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.





Scroll down for the originals







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Ahahahaha. Konned. XD










Its really easy to identify a klansmen :


He responds to the call "botak" and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.


After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.



Without further ado, here's a group photo of some of us! :D

From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly hand
Bending over : Wei Han, Wei Kwang

This post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here's the link to the original post.

..... And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D

From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, Lester

Klick here to see an enlarged image!

Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong!

Paradoxical Quotes !

"To prepare for important exams, people are actually skipping school to study."

-Tanzy




"就算是 believe ，中间也藏有一个 lie... "

"Even for the word believe, there is a lie in the middle"

-Ken Chang

(exactly in the middle! I'll take that as a sign for any beliefs :P jk)



The following quote by Shaun was said when i could not perform a stunt with a tennis ball where i have to toss only 1 ball at a time out of a container and catch it with my hands.

Since there are a total of 3 balls in the container, the challenge is to control my strenght to be able to get all 3 balls out at a time.

(It is a lot harder that it sounds!)

He said that cause he can do it and i can't, although he had twice the number of tries i had.


"JS, you're so stupid, all you can do is study."

-Shaun


*Though the latter quote does not qualify as a paradox since it isn't true.




Waaatuduuu . . . Since, we all know about Shaun and his studies (just 'average', nothing to be proud of), I decided to let him have his moment or joy ~

Convo with Matt who is in JAP

Matthew's in JAPAN , just reached and went online and he asked me 2 post our convo here , since its MATTHEW i'll grant him his wish as a 'payback' for the disturbance i have caused him over the years =)

KEN = Shaun ( was using bros acc)
In Japan right now ... crap crap crap = Matthew




half way

KeN says:
u stay 5 star hotel ?

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
nope

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
but

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
got internet wei

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
in the room

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
got da phone line

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
rox de

KeN says:
u no japan famous for having ghosts in the room

KeN says:
check under ur bed , in de bathtub , behind the tv , under the desk

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
lame..

KeN says:
o ya , make sure u sleep with some1 by ur both sides
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
wanna scare ar

KeN says:
or else u wake up with some wierdo with a broken face

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
lame

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
wakakaka

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
later i come visit u..............

KeN says:
ummm

KeN says:
u visit me as a ghost ? i think you need like a week to reach my home even if u fly at ur fastest speed

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
-.-""""

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
whack u

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
slap

KeN says:
lol
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
i wanna dota le

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
omg

KeN says:
weh u got camera ah ? take some jap 'scenery' and show me

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
impossible over here

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
got

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
but

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
go bak oni can show

KeN says:
" SCENERY "

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
lol

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
i get]ddit

KeN says:
thx

KeN says:
n

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
haha

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
if no bf i take ba

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:


KeN says:
if u c anythin funny or lame at all , in japan u no wat 2 do as a bookof joy agent

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
haha

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
i shall be honoured to do it master

KeN says:
pictures r best

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
*boes*

KeN says:
but ur video wil b all time best

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
*bows*

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
go dai

KeN says:
*desperate face*

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
not gonna do da video

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
do at school la

KeN says:
YAT TAH @

KeN says:
u dum

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
or in times square

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
together

KeN says:
do in school more malu than doing there

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
don wan do it alone

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
buts its funny

KeN says:
LOL , then u n ur brothers la LOLOLOL damn cute !

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
ppl will love me... Xp

KeN says:
LOLOLOL

KeN says:
hiro siblings

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
go ldai

KeN says:
all round and plump

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
really bored de now

KeN says:
dum as

KeN says:
11pm+ u back in the room d ?

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
my magi mee cooking

KeN says:
omg

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
tired





another part

KeN says:
u just act like hiro they giv u evrythin

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
-.-"

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
now ur being lame

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
STOP IT BEOFRE ITS TOO LATE...

KeN says:
u go there and point at the maggi n say YAT TAH ! and hold it

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
LOL

KeN says:
then they giv it 2 u for free

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
u gotta post this in da blog

KeN says:
then u say konichiwa

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
laguh like giler now

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
lol

KeN says:
o shit

KeN says:
isit konichiwa ?

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
gomenasai la

KeN says:
LI JIA SAI LA !

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
good morning de tat wan

KeN says:
u jus say li jia sai la

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
gomene is thanks you

KeN says:
then they tot u said wrongly

KeN says:
matthew

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
?

KeN says:
i tel u of another idea 2 film then

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
?

KeN says:
u walk up 2 anyone and say the following


an na shi shi bakaru , BAKAR !

KeN says:
ok ? good vid

KeN says:
u c their reaction

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
idiot le tat wan

KeN says:
but may slap u though

KeN says:
lol

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
ya ;a

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
find trouble oni

KeN says:
u try goin 2 d jap gals and saying VERY NICE HOW MUCHIE ?

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
lol

KeN says:
MUSHI MUSHI ? 5 dollars ??

KeN says:
c wat they do

In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
LOL

Sorry people, especially Lee Meng who asked

In class, Lee Meng asked, "Why didn't update your blog yesterday?"

Ah i felt bad. I thought our trusted co-author, Tanzy will update it. But NO! That lazy fella.

Jie Xian : Tanzy, you didnt update ah?

Tanzy : I thought Shaun will update.

Shaun : My internet dam slow la yesterday.

You see? Really full of it (look up Shaun) la this guy. I was correct!

Those 2 people really getting lazy! Testing my patience. Later i keep the profits for myself.

Yes, the RM0.50.

But, dont blame ME for not updating the blog. I was busy studying for the exams and practising for Chong's performance~




Just kidding Shaun and Tanzy :P But i tell you, those 2 lazy fellas really . .



No la no la, just kidding la. :) =) :D =D XP XD

But seriously ah ';.;' . . . Aih!


To make up for it, i've violated the 3 post-per-day rule set by the so-called "Board of Directors" (quote from Shaun) :D

Come The Share Funny Stuff The Old Folks Said

It was a long time ago. I havent sat for my UPSR yet.

In my hometown, I saw a few tea cups, not the small ones but the normal sized cups used for drinking tea. I realised that those cups were full of black lines in it.

If you didnt wash your cup nicely, you are bound to find a few lines of dirt in it right? But these cups were literally "full of it".

So I asked my aunt, why is the cup so dirty? She says cause it's for making tea, so that tea will taste better. That's the common explanation for coffee cups and wine glasses.

But, she has a punch line.

"Just like in the tea houses ah, if i dont wash my cup for 20 years, when i pour water in only can become tea already."

It does not end there. When I told Shaun about this, he gave me a suggestion.

"Why don't she say use tea to water plants then all become tea leaves."

LOL Shaun!

Come share with us your stories and make everyone laugh too, thru comments :D

Shaun : Games

Today, we were talking about playing another game after i lost to Shaun in a movie-naming game. Make him happy ma~



Jie Xian : Ok lets play name DotA heroes. Name intelligence heroes

Shaun & Tanzy: Dont want la. Ian and Ryan also played already.

Jie Xian : Ok la then we play name the DotA noobs. I start first. Shaun! Ahahahaha!

Tanzy : Hahaha! Darkenz!( its Shaun's bro, Ken Low Jin Wu)

Jie Xian & Tanzy : XD

Shaun : Nono. Tanzy you get -1000 points.

Jie Xian : Nono since we're correct Tanzy gets 1000 points for naming Darkenz and i get 5000 points for naming you, since its the better answer.

Shaun : What la you! So childish play games like that!

Jie Xian & Tanzy : XD backfired!




Notice how he talks about points first and then calling us childish for talking about points.

Remember how he says how Lee Meng always backfires himself?
Funny, doesnt Shaun's lines always backfire?(quote from Shaun, edited by Jie Xian, specially for Shaun)

Waaatuduuuuuuuu. . . Its Shaun!

Liars

15 May 08, 17:27

tanzy: aha! 9% is reading this blog is over 50, liars


Noticed how theres 4% who are entrepreneurs?

I happen to know that liar. This is how i found out.

Mr. L *: Wa, u know what i put as my occupation? Entrepreneur [said proudly]. Cause im an author for The Book Of Joy ma.


ish ish ish.












*Mr. L = Shaun Low

Shaun : Telur

shaun: no la , not dat bad , maybe telur and 1 sausage infront la , at least 2 digits

I dont know about you but it sounds like something else until i read Eric.L's msg earlier.

Notice how its telur and not telur-telur/telurs geddit geddit? esp Tanzy? aHAHA

Shaun : Pen

We were in the chemistry lab. After Shaun borrowed my pen, i dont know / forgot why but he just tossed it.

With that amount of force, my pen fell over the table and onto the floor. The pen cover came off. Suddenly the "charming"(refer to Characters: Shaun ) guy said something.

Shaun : Weak pen la . . . Use a little bit of strength then explode already.

Tanzy, Tun Hong, Jie Xian : :-o [then realised that its Shaun] --> XD

Shaun + Matt : Indiana Jones

Shaun : 50 years later Indiana Jones dead already la!
It was a day in class during the accounts examination. We werent involved.

Shaun : Wa 50 years later ah, Indiana Jones will come and find the Book.

Matt : But he will be carrying a walking stick. [Starts to act like and old Indiana Jones carrying a walking stick]

Matthew's imagination of Indiana Jones 50 years later.

Shaun : 50 years later Harrison Ford dead already la!

Dumb Guard

Yesterday , my mom and i were in her car on the way home when we entered through the backway of a 'gated community' (don't ask why the back wasn't gated , only the front ) , so then , we needed to exit through the front and drove along the ONE WAY STREET towards the guard post infront , and seeing that its a one way street and that our car is going towards the EXIT direction , we expected the guard to lift the barrier for us to go through , but instead , he walked over and my mom had to wind down the window , and he asked

" Keluar ? "
" ummm.. YA ? "

then he walks over and did what he could have done earlier which is lift the barrier

Shaun : Cinema

One day, a few people from HELP College gave a talk and asked us to fill up our contact details so that they can call us back.

A few weeks later, Shaun and a few friends were wasting thier money on Alien versus Predator in the cinema when his phone rang.

Shaun : Hello?

Caller : Hi we're from HELP. You sent in your form and wanted to know more about our buisness course right?

Shaun : I'm watching a movie.

HELP Caller : What movie you watching ah?

Shaun : I'm in the cinema la.

HELP caller : Okok. Bye.