It was a joke ever since before anyone made a comment. The people who were to give comments were ALL comedians!
Demi Moore vs Sharon Stone
"People look better in this age, even though they are older, thanks to good nutrition, good food, and most importantly, plastic surgery."
50 Cent vs Eminem vs Kanye West.
50 Cent
"Fity, fitty, fitty . . . or is it FIFTY? Wow he's bragging about getting shot for 9 times? That's very encouraging to young kids. I think, you need to be shot at least 10 times to be considered cool."
"Nonono . . . being shot 9 times, that's now something you brag about; That just means you easy to shoot"
Eminem
"Eminem, very clever, very smart . . . my favourite kind of snack ;) "
"Ya, Eminem, doesn't melt in your hand but melts in your mouth . . ."
(Eminem is derived from M&M, or Marshall Mathers, but M&M is also a type of chocolate candy)
When it came to Kanye West, they showed a clip of himself 2 things.
"Let myself introduce myself"
"I'm sure I'll have to buy myself a nice big new house to put all my awards"
Chong was preparing for his speech before his performance of Someonelse by Aural Joint.
Chong : " . . . but please forgive me if i mess up since i'm not used to singing . . "
Wei Han : Say la, "Please forgive me if i screw up".
Jie Xian : Cannot use "screw up" la.
Wei Han replied in 0.5 seconds. "Then drill la."
Lee Meng : Why screw cant use?
Jie Xian : It's not a good word to use formally la.
Lee Meng : Then "screw down"? "Unscrew"?
Someone did something wrong by accident so he said,
JS : What happened la just now?
Nezkyn : Sorry! Accident la.
SNUkerl : Now u dead.
Out of nowhere, he mentioned something after arguing with our team's Juggernaut.
"Jugg of water"
lol this guy is the man
after Henry Jones aka Indiana Jones and co. see the UFO disappear in the sky........
Henry Jones: whr do they go ? into the space ???
Ox: No, they travel into the spaces between the spaces.
lolol
-from the movie "Indian(a) Jones"
quite nonsensical
and after the movie we went back to the HOUSE BETWEEN THE HOUSES.
In class, Lee Meng asked, "Why didn't update your blog yesterday?"
Ah i felt bad. I thought our trusted co-author, Tanzy will update it. But NO! That lazy fella.
Jie Xian : Tanzy, you didnt update ah?
Tanzy : I thought Shaun will update.
Shaun : My internet dam slow la yesterday.
You see? Really full of it (look up Shaun) la this guy. I was correct!
Those 2 people really getting lazy! Testing my patience. Later i keep the profits for myself.
Yes, the RM0.50.
But, dont blame ME for not updating the blog. I was busy studying for the exams and practising for Chong's performance~
Just kidding Shaun and Tanzy :P But i tell you, those 2 lazy fellas really . .
No la no la, just kidding la. :) =) :D =D XP XD
But seriously ah ';.;' . . . Aih!
To make up for it, i've violated the 3 post-per-day rule set by the so-called "Board of Directors" (quote from Shaun) :D
After searching with Yahoo! and Google,
There is A Book of Joy . . .
Once you begin looking, you may be surprised to discover just how much joy your world has to offer. - Thomas Kinkade
There's a post titled "Book Joy". In short, it's something like this.
I don't know what it is, I'm not sure where I get it (probably from my mother), but the desire to organize, catalogue and cross reference seemingly trivial pieces of information is in my blood. I recently confessed that I want to get a Master's of Library Science in archive management. For those of you who have no idea what that means, it would be like locking myself in a bomb shelter full of dusty tomes and spending the rest of eternity organizing them by title, author, date, subject matter... you get the picture. For some people the very idea triggers a claustrophobic seizure. Not me. The smell of musty, forgotten paper is like taking a stroll through a rose garden.And a comment on her post,
And thus I come to my new web-based passion, LibraryThing.com. This is a new website were you can easily catalogue your entire library and see what other people have in theirs. There are all sorts of cross-referencing and statistical goodies. You can organize your collection by applying personalized tags and the site makes recommendations based on the whole. I just started, so I'm still learning all there is to know. (BTW, you might want to wait until tomorrow to visit the site as a mention in the Wall Street Journal and on BoingBoing today have totally inundated them with hits and they're a mite slow at the moment.)
I have found bliss in cyber form, and it is LibraryThing!
Chong, Kin Leong and me were sitting nearby.
Chong : Kin Leong, how's your girlfriend?
Chong : [speaks to me loud enough for Kin Leong to hear] His girlfriend very ugly one.
Another day, Chong wanted to send a file to me. We're going to have our exams the following day. He phoned me.
Chong : What time you can online?
Jie Xian : When you call me again when you are ready with the file la.
Chong : Ok 1 a.m.
Someone said, "Why you so keng (clever in this sense cause it's about exams) wan?"
TWK : Because diam-diam ubi berisi.
*TWK = Tyo Wei Keat
I was about to be on my way home. My dad has arrived.
Then I saw Siah Say Yeong and Leo Wen Pul walking nearby. Wen Pul asked me something.
"Your brother or your dad?"
"My brother"
The next thing i knew, he was tieing his shoe lace. I assumed he was pretending so that he could get a good look at my "brother".
After laughing, i got into the car. When my dad drove past Say Yeong and Wen Pul, he asked,
"Your friends ah?"
"Yes."
"Why so short one?"
Trends come and go. Just like the following "dead quote" brought to you by our protected* one, Ian.
Jie Xian : What are you talking about with Lester just now?
Ian : Hal negara.
"Ha Ha" he talked as if he is the President of Malaysia. I mean Prime Minister. Both are almost the same la.
But now he can say this as he is finally an elected formal President.
"Hal Interact Club"
this morning in the LRT
three St. John students was sitting beside me
lets call them A, B and C
then,
A started to tell a joke to B and C
A: there's a student lah, he is also a gangster, so his name was samseng.
When he grow up, he study medicine and became a doctor, so he change his name to ginseng.
B and C:...-_-........(wtf look)
then A started to explain
A: he last time samseng then change to ginseng ma, so many seng, funny la.
ahahahah....lameness 1%, stupidness 99%
alamak, so far all the St John students had given me nothing but bad impression.
Lester did this to me a long time ago but I spoilt it a little for reading it too slowly , so READ THE FOLLOWING FAST + LOUD + CLEAR and read several times if needed.
I M N S O
at least 5 eye witness can prove this story
One day I was in my class when one of my friend of a different class came to me after visiting the toilet and told me " Go look in the second cubicle of the toilet , there's some money but no one wants to pick it up ..."
I asked " Why ? "
" THERE'S TWO PIECES OF ONE-RINGGIT NOTES FILLED WITH SHIT LEFT THERE WITH *a whole bunch of smelly mess in the dung hole* "
[This message is not intended to hurt or upset anyone and its pure purpose is just for laugh ]
I was told this convo by someone whom i forgotten but I'll put all the highlights , its a conversation of Wei Kwang's mom with the boys about Ian's mixed parentage.
" Wa , Ian is a mixed ah ? I thought he is a chinese. Nowadays malays very modern ah. "
" Wa , if we all mix mix mix can make an authentic Malaysian race "
" Aiya ! But like that , everyone become muslim "
A teacher was talking to our photography club's chairman, Leo.
Teacher : Save the pictures for me in the what ah ? J-Jetpack format ah? So that it's easy la.
Leo : What jetpack???
Teacher : Jetpack la you dont know meh? The format la!
Leo : OH! JAY-peg /JPEG la teacher!
Teacher : Yes ah? I thought it's jetpack. You sure its jay-pack?
Leo : Yes la!
According to the Sunday weekly(Metro Harian), residents in Teluk Intan saw a teenager getting off his motorcycle at the back of a house and climbing over the fence.
Suspecting it was a robbery, residents contacted the police who surrounded the house and ordered the 19-year-old to surrender.
They entered the premises when they failed to get a response from the teenager, only to see through a window that he was having sex with the 19-year-old girl.
The couple were taken to the Teluk Intan police station before being surrendered to the Perak Islamic Department for further action.
lolololol
today's The Star pg.31 (i think)
lesson: do not ride a motorbike.
and the best part of it is the title-
"Anti-climax for lovers"
lmao
read more at
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/5/19/nation/21294417&sec=nation
... on Google's search results
WOW WOW WOW!
If you do a search using all of the following keywords, "cbox book blog",
We are second on the list. We're third on the list of "cbox blogspot blog" too. Ahahaha!
Though the probability of anyone searching using those 3 keywords is next to zero. Who will search with those 3 words? -.-
But still . . .
:D :D :D
Three men were selected for a game that was organised which could win them some money...
The host of the game gave each of them $10,000 and then showed them three similair empty rooms that were the same in width , length , height and design....
The host said " each one of you will use the $10,000 given to you to fill up the empty room given to you in anyway you wish and then you get to keep the rest of the money "
The first man , laughing at the others as he think he was the smartest , said " haha , that's easy , I'll just use half my money to fill the room up with old newspapers and keep $5000 " and he did and got to keep $5000
The second man laughing back at the first man , said " haha , you thinks your smart , I'll use half of what you used to fill the room up with hay and keep $7500 " and he did and got to keep $7500
The last man spent $ 1.35 to buy a candle and $ 2.60 to buy a lighter and put in the centre of the room and lighted it up and said " Since the room can be filled up in anyway , I only spend $ 3.95 to fill the room up with LIGHT and keep $ 9996.05 " and he got the last laugh
[ The following joke has been improvised for safety purposes and the names mentioned are not based on any real life character/people ]
Matthew , Afiq and Ah Meng met in the afterworld , awaiting thier fate which is to go to heaven or hell..
God appeared and told them " Your mind have to be pure to be able to enter heaven , therefore , each of you will take turns to ascend the stairway of dirty jokes which at every step , you will be told a dirty joke , should you laugh , you will be thrown into hell , but should you be able to keep a clean thought and not laugh all the way up the 100-steps , you shall be accepted into heaven "
So , they all decided that Matthew should go first and then he started ...
At the first 3 steps , his emotions were not anywhere near joy or laughter , but when he reached the 7th step , he was told a joke that was so funny he could not help it and burst into laughter , then he was on a one way trip into hell and could only witness the other two being tested sadly.
Then , came Afiq , he too was very calm for the first few steps and even made it pass the 7th step and on to the 10th step but then the same thing happened to Afiq at the 18th step and he burst out into a laughter and was also sent on a one way trip to hell.
Last but not least , it was Ah Meng's turn , he started ascending the steps and looked as if he was very very calm and was really having a pure mind after all as he passed the 50th step ... and the 70th step ... and then when he reached the 99th step , he burst out into a laughter and was thrown down into hell along with the other two.
In hell , Matthew and Afiq who were baffled asked Ah Meng , " Was the 99th joke that funny you could not just hold on for ONE more step ? "
And Ah Meng said " Whoever said the 99th joke was funny ? "
" Then ? What were you laughing at ? "
" Well , I finally understood the first joke "
That is very impressive. You would be a cool librarian I'm pretty sure. Some of them can be quite scary. My grandmother was a librarian and she was fantastic though. She still gets excited when talking about organizing books.