Sunday, January 25, 2009
Friday, July 25, 2008
Joy at the Chinese Class 2
It was the holidays and we were to go back to school for extra classes.
Our teacher brought some tea for us to drink. Then a teacher walked past our class and our teacher offered her some tea.
She said : "Wah, very delicious ah . . . What type of tea is this? Chinese tea?"
Our teacher replied : "No,
Taiwan tea."
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You'll need to understand Bahasa Melayu and Mandarin for this next one.
During Chinese class, Johnny suddenly asked everyone : "Who is anak emas here?"
哈哈! 你是'金'子!
Friday, July 11, 2008
Voon Ho : 唐诗
Our Chinese language teacher was asking us :
"什么是唐诗的特征?"
"What is the speciality/features of Tang Dynasty poetry?"
(For example, it should be "有押韵/rhymes")
Smart Voon Ho answered:
"很甜"
"Very Sweet"
("Tang" sounds the same as sugar in Chinese)
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Wei Kwang : Funniest Essay Ever !!!!!! 最好笑的文章/作文!!!!
这是真的考试作答!
This is a REAL EXAM ANSWER by the almighty Wei Kwang. Seriously.
The question was a 完成故事. This was the given 开头.
Here's a snippet. It's directly after the beginning.
Here's the links to the essay.
Even the Vice President of the Prefect Board, Anthony Khoo couldn't stand laughing at his essay during class.
We all know he should be the School Captain as he is respected by all.
But it did not go that way cause he is not an ass kisser, if you know what I mean.
35 marks ...The worst part is i only got about 5 marks more than him, and the teacher even said :
"杰贤, 有进步了"
"You have improved"
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Another of WK's wonderful answers :
In an essay some time ago, he used the phrase "法歌"
Bio paper 2 : Name the structure labelled X (the answer is corpus luteum, something like that)
His answer : Dragon Ball
I will translate it later. The sad part is that many Chinese terms do not convey the same message in english.
Actually, his mandarin is good but we all wonder what made him do this in his mid year examminations.
Thanks to Ian for helping me find the needed tool in Photoshop~
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
A B C D
riddle from my dad :
(you need to know Mandarin to answer this riddle)
A B C D
A B C D
between A and C which one is taller ??
after a very long time,
none of us can answer
and then he finally reveal the answer.........
A 比 C 底
A 比 C 底
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Joy at the CC
These stuff happened during our Chinese Class.
A : [says a bad word]
Jasper : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said a bad word!
Jian Liang : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said "bad word"!
In another occasion,
Chuan Zheng : Teacher, i've chosen you to write my testimonial. I have always trusted you.
Teacher : It's my pleasure.
Chuan Zheng : [Smiles] :)
Teacher : [repeats herself] It's my pressure.
Later on, the teacher was talking to Chuan Zheng again.
Teacher :
庄正为什么你不要去?
Chuan Zheng, why you don't want do go (to that event)? There will be a lot of pretty girls you know?
Chuan Zheng :
老师, 不要骗人.
Teacher, don't lie to me.
Teacher :
"有美女, 但是你不够 standard."
"There will be pretty girls, but you're not up to it."
After seeing the look on Chuan Zheng's face, the teacher decided to apologise.
"对不起."
"Sorry."
The smile on his face returned. But not for long. The teacher haven't finished what she wanted to say yet.
"对不起, 我态坦白了"
"Sorry, I was being too frank/too honest."
After that, the teacher mentioned about "A Gua"s /Transexuals. When her son asked her what are "A Gua"s, she told us that she took him to some A Gua street to show him.
This is her way of edicating her son.
Then someone said (It's Chuan Zheng or Johnny Ho. Chuan Zheng said that it's Johnny) :
"老师, 带我去看 A Gua"
"Teacher, take me to see the transeuxals."
Jian Liang
"你自己去照镜子啦."
"You go and look in the mirror lah."
Friday, June 20, 2008
Chei Thai
today we got most of our exam papers back and as usual, Chei Thai did well
inside the LRT, I met him and asked
me: 你有去补习吗 ?(do u go for tuitions?)
CT: 有，在家里补. (ya, tuition at home)
me: ?? private tutor ??
CT: (shake head) 姑姑教.
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! (the whole train like wtf)
CT: (at first confuse, and then give a -_- look)
ahahah wtf
if u do not understand this, it's probably a good thing.
and Chei Thai is a complete goody boy, he wasn't aware that wad he said would sound obscene, it was all me >.< and my *ish ish ish* mind
Friday, May 9, 2008
Best DAP Video Vs Astronaut*****
Beware of "some" shouting.
There are many more vids by this speaker posted by the user "dapkl" reccomended
There are 2 more DAP vids under the label "Stuff In Chinese"
