这是真的考试作答!
This is a REAL EXAM ANSWER by the almighty Wei Kwang. Seriously.
The question was a 完成故事. This was the given 开头.
Here's a snippet. It's directly after the beginning.
Here's the links to the essay.
Even the Vice President of the Prefect Board, Anthony Khoo couldn't stand laughing at his essay during class.
We all know he should be the School Captain as he is respected by all.
But it did not go that way cause he is not an ass kisser, if you know what I mean.
35 marks ...The worst part is i only got about 5 marks more than him, and the teacher even said :
"杰贤, 有进步了"
"You have improved"
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Another of WK's wonderful answers :
In an essay some time ago, he used the phrase "法歌"
Bio paper 2 : Name the structure labelled X (the answer is corpus luteum, something like that)
His answer : Dragon Ball
I will translate it later. The sad part is that many Chinese terms do not convey the same message in english.
Actually, his mandarin is good but we all wonder what made him do this in his mid year examminations.
Thanks to Ian for helping me find the needed tool in Photoshop~
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