Sadarji : English Language Class

The names have changed but this story is true.


One day, a group of Sadarjis were attending their English Language Class. The teacher asked one of the Sadarjis a question.

"What is the meaning of : to turn over a new leaf?"

He consults his friend to his left and whispers, "Dey, is the meaning : to change our attitudes".

One of his friends whipers back, "Sort of . . ."

He wants more confirmation. So he askes more of his friends. The others agreed with the one on his left friend and tells him, "Yes. Sort of."

Feeling confident now, he proudly tells the teacher, "I know the meaning!"

"So what does 'to turn over a new leaf' mean?" The teacher repeats the question.














"It means : sort of."

Sadarji : "Racist? Serve Him Right!"

2 Sadarjis were having their holidays in Malaysia. B went into a souvenir shop and came out right away. So A was confused.



A : Why did you walk out of the shop right after you went in?


B : That shopkeeper is a racist! Right after I stepped into his shop, he had to close it. I better buy my souvenirs from the other shop over there insted of from this racist.


A : Are you sure he closed right after you entered?


B : Yes! I remember. When I went in the shop there's a sign hanging on the door that says 'Open'. After I went in for 3 seconds and turned around, I saw the 'Closed' sign instead. WTH, he change the sign so fast, I didn't even notice.


A : You did the right thing. Serve him right for being a racist!

smartest

The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire;
they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.


US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.







A sardar in India found nothing.

Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.

alamak cant tahan

too darn lame di must post dis now



Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbstree, sits on the branch.

A man asks why he does this.


Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."


ahaha wtf


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a openmouth.................WHY?



because his doctor advised him





"Todays dinner should be light".


*conked*

Indian jokes from Indian's blog

lolol found some damn lame yet funny jokes on some indian's blog



1st joke

There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg.

The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.

The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg.

" The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.

The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.


Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."


The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"


2nd joke

While visiting Santa's house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model. Banta asked why the small TV was there.

"Oh," Santa replied, "I have decided to watch less Tv."

3rd joke


Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
painted in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted

"Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"


4th joke


A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard

........Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.



*sardars*


male follower of Sikh's faith

or in persian
political follower

random Sardar fella




omg lolololol roflmao
wtf

their jokes are damn funny but wtf

i wont give u the link to their blogs

hahahahah xP