国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : English

It's a Taiwanese show, set in Taiwan where people don't really speak English much.

They were talking about tuition classes in their childhood.



A says :

In my tuition centre, English class, they taugh me this song :


"What you want for dinner? I want reese.

What you want for dinner? I want reese.

I want reese. I want reese."



[Everyone laughs at A]




B says :

I thought it's rice?




A says :

I don't know, I pronounce it as reese since that is what they taught me.



B says :

I also have a friend who definitely came from the same tuition centre as you.

We were in a restaurant in Canada when the waiter asked my friend :



"Are you finished?"




He replied :


"No, no. No"




[Shakes head, waves his hand and crinkles his nose]










"I'm James."

国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : A Snippet

Finally my favorite Chinese show of all time is back after the hosts were caught for taking drugs.


The question they were asking was :


What your wives advice you to do before you go overseas, away from your wives, to work on a movie?





A :


"我老婆叫我带多一点保险"

directly translated - My wife asks me to bring a bit more "insurance"



B :

"我老婆叫自爱多一点"

directly translated - My wife asks me to "love myself" more a bit.

Collars

From ' the office '




" I do not see you people as wearing blue-collared shirts and white collared shirts , do you know why ? "



...???











" Because I'm collared-blind "

How Do They Do It : Cars

"Cars are something we cannot let go of. It takes us from place to place quickly. Every year, 45 million new cars are being built for the people.

So, how do they do it?

Proton City is located is Malaysia, built in 1996 and it has the largest car producing building in South East Asia. It is as big as 7 St. Paul's Cathedreals. Work is done by the various types of robots working together with extremely coordinated precision."



After laughing at the start, it was reaching towards the end of the show. This happened:

"But how do you compare the work of a robot with a man's work? Which is better? For an unbiased opinion, let's ask a lady."

They interviewed a Malay lady. She said,

"Robots are good for heavy tasks. Men have good teamwork."

Terima kasih kerana menjawab soalan dengan tepat sekali.

Thanks for "answering" the question.

E! News : Battle of The Hollywood Hotties

It was a joke ever since before anyone made a comment. The people who were to give comments were ALL comedians!

Demi Moore vs Sharon Stone

"People look better in this age, even though they are older, thanks to good nutrition, good food, and most importantly, plastic surgery."


50 Cent vs Eminem vs Kanye West.

50 Cent

"Fity, fitty, fitty . . . or is it FIFTY? Wow he's bragging about getting shot for 9 times? That's very encouraging to young kids. I think, you need to be shot at least 10 times to be considered cool."

"Nonono . . . being shot 9 times, that's now something you brag about; That just means you easy to shoot"



Eminem

"Eminem, very clever, very smart . . . my favourite kind of snack ;) "

"Ya, Eminem, doesn't melt in your hand but melts in your mouth . . ."


(Eminem is derived from M&M, or Marshall Mathers, but M&M is also a type of chocolate candy)



When it came to Kanye West, they showed a clip of himself 2 things.

"Let myself introduce myself"

"I'm sure I'll have to buy myself a nice big new house to put all my awards"