The teacher was testing her students on the word "honest".
Teacher : "If I say Ah Seng is honest, what does that mean?"
Everyone knows that Ah Seng lies all the time. They were all laughing. But someone came up with a reply :
"Teacher, it means that you're not."
Saturday, July 5, 2008
"Honest"
Friday, July 4, 2008
Extract from a book i came across earlier
.....(The average human has 60,000 thoughts per day :; that's the average , Stephen Hawking has 6 million and Kevin Flederline , 6).......
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Wei Kwang : Funniest Essay Ever !!!!!! 最好笑的文章/作文!!!!
这是真的考试作答!
This is a REAL EXAM ANSWER by the almighty Wei Kwang. Seriously.
The question was a 完成故事. This was the given 开头.
Here's a snippet. It's directly after the beginning.
Here's the links to the essay.
Even the Vice President of the Prefect Board, Anthony Khoo couldn't stand laughing at his essay during class.
We all know he should be the School Captain as he is respected by all.
But it did not go that way cause he is not an ass kisser, if you know what I mean.
35 marks ...The worst part is i only got about 5 marks more than him, and the teacher even said :
"杰贤, 有进步了"
"You have improved"
---______----
Another of WK's wonderful answers :
In an essay some time ago, he used the phrase "法歌"
Bio paper 2 : Name the structure labelled X (the answer is corpus luteum, something like that)
His answer : Dragon Ball
I will translate it later. The sad part is that many Chinese terms do not convey the same message in english.
Actually, his mandarin is good but we all wonder what made him do this in his mid year examminations.
Thanks to Ian for helping me find the needed tool in Photoshop~
BAD player
Lee Meng, again........
one lame morning,
Lee Meng pop out and say " He is a BAD player"
Us: " Why ?"
Lee Meng points at a guy holding a racquet and say
"Becoz he plays BADminton"
Us: -____-
Odd team in Euro 2008
Today in school during recess , Srigiritharan came up to me suddenly and this conversation took place..
Sri : " *sigh* , see you la , Germany lose already la ! "
Me : " ?? I dont support Germany what "
Sri : " Then who you support ? "
Me : " *trying to be funny* Brazil "
Sri : " Haha , Brazil lose also right ? "
Me : " *wth ?* Euro got Brazil ke ? "
Sri : " O ! "
Everyone around starts to laugh
Sri : " I was talking about World Cup 2002 la actually you....."
Then his voice was drowned out by the laughters of the people around as he desperately tries to save himself , The End. Too bad i dont have a pic of Para's uncontrollable laughter upon hearing Sri's blurness
Monday, June 30, 2008
The Wonderful Cyber World
These are from a chat channel in mIRC
ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
chrislmb> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
ben174> : Where u work?
chrislmb> : I'm the Chief Technical Officer at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
t-wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named Robert
rdawg20> you don't live in Hope Mills do you?
t-wolf> ya, why man?
rdawg20> lol, just wondering, was her name Alisson?
t-wolf> you m*th*r f**ker
Funny Signatures/Quotes You've Never Heard Of Before
None are mine.
"I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section."
"Where you from? Circus?"
"When a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart."
"You Enjoy Myself"
i8b4u : d-_-b
bonynomore : how u make that inverted b?
bonynomore : wait
bonynomore : never mind
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Smart teacher
A new foreign teacher was unable to control the class.
The students were talking and laughing loudly without giving any attention or respect to him.
The teacher can't stand it anymore,
He wants to send the noisiest student out of the class, but don't know how to put it in English...
Then, he came up with a brilliant idea.........
He went near the noisiest student and shouted "follow me". The student followed out of the class.
Now the teacher turn back and shout "Don't follow me!! " and went inside the class.
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