"I bring Joy to others."
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun

"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS

" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy

"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang

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Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Krew Kut Klan (KKK*)



yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.





DISCLAIMER


BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE VERFYING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:



1)The Ku Klux Klan

2)The Botak Gang/Geng

3)The Crew Cut Clan

4)Anyone who uses a "c" when it is actually a 'k' sound (in the beginning of a word)



There's loads of benefits being a klansman :


Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.


But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it's being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.


*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.




And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you'll look exaktly like them other stars.

Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.



I'll prove it.



Here's a few pics. I bet you kan't pick out which of these is a pic of me.





Is it This?








This?








Or this?














Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.





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Ahahahaha. Konned. XD











Its really easy to identify a klansmen :


He responds to the call "botak" and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.


After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.



Without further ado, here's a group photo of some of us! :D



From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly hand
Bending over : Wei Han, Wei Kwang




This post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here's the link to the original post.






..... And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D






From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, Lester

Klick here to see an enlarged image!


Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong!

Friday, June 20, 2008

Wei Han's opinion on the word culture

...Biology period


The teacher answers a student " It is their culture "

And Wei Han goes " Why got culture , no Goature ? "

Fun with Forming Nouns (from derbook)

Today . . . . . EST Period ! We were given work on none other than FORMING NOUNS !


So here's some examples from the papers we were given and also common ones :

apply - application
describe - description
wise - wisdom
king - kingdom
neighbour - neighbourhood
joy - joyfulness
curd - curdish








Here are the SPECIAL nouns formed by our very special joyees ( Jie Xian , Lee Meng , Wei Kwang , Wei Han ) !

con - condom
depart - department
health - healthility
robin - robinhood
teeth - tits
rub - rubbish




No worries , it was just jokes/mistakes , they all scored A's for thier English Tests :D




o yes ! I also noticed somebody else spelling FOREHEAD as FALLHEAD

Rootbeer (from derbook)

Wei Han said this

" Why you so rude ? You drink Rootbeer ? "







Which inspired Jie Xian to say this


" Why do the trees look drunk ? Cause they absorbed rootbeer ! "

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Wei Han : Physics 3 is Difficult

After Physics 3, Wei Han said, "Wah, even Kar Jun (The guy who got 1st place in our class) cannot get 100 marks for Physics 3"

"Why?"

"Because Physics 3 maximum marks is 50 only"

Friday, May 23, 2008

Lee Meng & Wei Han : Doing They Thang (On Teachers' Day)

Chong was preparing for his speech before his performance of Someonelse by Aural Joint.

Chong : " . . . but please forgive me if i mess up since i'm not used to singing . . "

Wei Han : Say la, "Please forgive me if i screw up".

Jie Xian : Cannot use "screw up" la.

Wei Han replied in 0.5 seconds. "Then drill la."

Lee Meng : Why screw cant use?

Jie Xian : It's not a good word to use formally la.

Lee Meng : Then "screw down"? "Unscrew"?

Friday, May 16, 2008

The Kensett Librarians : The Prelude to Shuffler vs Breakdancer

Ever wanted to be a gymnast or a shuffler? Wait no longer! Now you too can be them! Intro by Loke and a bonus joke from Wei Han.





Feat. Wei "The Gymnast" Han, Jason "The Shuffler", "JayChua"Chua , Foong "The Shuffler" Jing Xian & Loke Voon Ho

Flimed by Lee Meng
Edited and Posted by Wilson Cheah Wei Chean (i think)

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Wei han , EST paper

One day , the EST teacher was asking for a paper she gave out and this happened

EST Teacher : " Last week I gave you a worksheet.."

Wei han : " What shit ? "

Sunday, May 4, 2008

F.e.man part 2 + an extra

continued ..

wei han says

wat happens if ironman bends ? - Paperclip

wat happens if ironman spins ? - Spring



extra from wei han


how do you catch a sheep ? - lie down and act like grass

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Chronicles of Wei Han/伟汉经典 Part 1

1. "Spot check... only check a spot"

2. "Kick the ball so high, hit the plane down who pay?"

3. "Snoop Cat"

4. "I'm big cause i'm not small"

5. Someone said,"Pay full concentration in class."

Wei Han : No, dilute.

6. "The best ship in the world is friendship"

7. "You're early cause im not late"

 

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