Handicap Part 2

We asked Wei Kwang :

Q: 什么动物天生残废？











Then Shaun asnwered : "Foong Jing Xian!"

We were smiling at him after giving the "not funny" look. But suddenly the entire atmosphere changed when -









Out of nowhere, Loke Voon Ho started laughing hysterically. He was laughing his ass off. We couldn't stand his cruelty anymore and joined him.



To Foong Jing Xian :

No offence, Foong. It's just a joke. It may be true, it may be not, but what im sure of that it is a joke. We didn't laugh at you. At first.

handicap

Q: 什么东西天生残废？










A: 龙虾 (聋瞎)




*from Kenny Ng

Low quality post -_-

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.


How will you do it?


Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will become LIGHTER........
using this LIGHTER you can light up the other Cigarette





Q: What is green and says "Im a frog."

A: A talking frog !

The La La Salesman

My father told us :

When we went to the furniture shop just now, there was this salesman who made me feel like not buying our furniture from there. When we went in, he introduced himself, he said, "I am Mr. Liew" (Wah, action!)

Later, when i found a nice sofa and asked him, "Can you give me some discount for this?"

He say, "This one already got 20% discount"

Then i said, "Can you give me more discount?"
























He told me, "Nevermind. You tell me your budget lah. I'll find another sofa for you."

Ze B'day Bash !

Since last year , we have never forgotten or rather more , LET GO of someone's birthday , everytime , we have a BIRTHDAY BASH for them as we are all very good and sincere friends , last week was Wei Kawng's turn for his Birthday Bash after we had futsal in the morning ... enJOY ! ( Very blurry and messy , but you'll be able to see Wei Kwang in his undies , watch at your own risk )

Japanese Toilet Training for Kids

Notice how the BOY pisses while sitting down