"I bring Joy to others."
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Ah Beng and the rat
Based on a true story........
One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...
one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....
Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....
Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....
Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....
Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???
Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....
Ah Beng:(Rofl)
ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only
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