Based on a true story........
One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...
one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....
Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....
Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....
Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....
Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???
Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....
Ah Beng:(Rofl)
ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only
"I bring Joy to others."
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Ah Beng and the rat
Posted by tzy at 5:08 PM
Labels: Real Life Stories
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