国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : English

It's a Taiwanese show, set in Taiwan where people don't really speak English much.

They were talking about tuition classes in their childhood.



A says :

In my tuition centre, English class, they taugh me this song :


"What you want for dinner? I want reese.

What you want for dinner? I want reese.

I want reese. I want reese."



[Everyone laughs at A]




B says :

I thought it's rice?




A says :

I don't know, I pronounce it as reese since that is what they taught me.



B says :

I also have a friend who definitely came from the same tuition centre as you.

We were in a restaurant in Canada when the waiter asked my friend :



"Are you finished?"




He replied :


"No, no. No"




[Shakes head, waves his hand and crinkles his nose]










"I'm James."

To Trap a Gorrila

Chuan Zheng was hiding behind the door when ...





To Chuan Zheng : =P

Wei Han : "36 seconds. watering the gorilla."

国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : A Snippet

Finally my favorite Chinese show of all time is back after the hosts were caught for taking drugs.


The question they were asking was :


What your wives advice you to do before you go overseas, away from your wives, to work on a movie?





A :


"我老婆叫我带多一点保险"

directly translated - My wife asks me to bring a bit more "insurance"



B :

"我老婆叫自爱多一点"

directly translated - My wife asks me to "love myself" more a bit.

......

What's the opposite of right ?




Wrong







What's the opposite of left ?





Came







*crickets*

Use hand to eat rice

this 1 is from Chei Thai :

why do Malays like to eat their food with hands ??

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coz.....
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their legs very dirty.


-_-

The Krew Kut Klan (KKK*)

yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.




DISCLAIMER


BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE VERFYING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:



1)The Ku Klux Klan

2)The Botak Gang/Geng

3)The Crew Cut Clan

4)Anyone who uses a "c" when it is actually a 'k' sound (in the beginning of a word)

There's loads of benefits being a klansman :

Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.

But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it's being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.

*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.

And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you'll look exaktly like them other stars.

Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.



I'll prove it.



Here's a few pics. I bet you kan't pick out which of these is a pic of me.

Is it This?

This?

Or this?














Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.





Scroll down for the originals







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Ahahahaha. Konned. XD










Its really easy to identify a klansmen :


He responds to the call "botak" and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.


After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.



Without further ado, here's a group photo of some of us! :D

From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly hand
Bending over : Wei Han, Wei Kwang

This post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here's the link to the original post.

..... And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D

From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, Lester

Klick here to see an enlarged image!

Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong!

A B C D

riddle from my dad :
(you need to know Mandarin to answer this riddle)


A B C D

A B C D

between A and C which one is taller ??





after a very long time,
none of us can answer


and then he finally reveal the answer.........


A 比 C 底

A 比 C 底

The Follow-Up To Yien's Joke

One of her jokes reminded me about another incident when I was playing Warcraft.

A few players were chatting in a chat channel. It all happened very quickly.



A : What do you call a deer with no eye?

A : No Idea!

C : lol

B : lol

C : What do you call a lion with no eye?

A : Lon!

B : lol

C : What do you call a tiger with no eye?

B : tger!

A : tger!

C : What do you call a giraffe with no eye?

A : graffe!

B : graffe!

C : What do you call a shellfish with no eye?

A : Shellfsh!

B : Shellfsh!







C : Wrong! Shellfishes don't have eyes.

Jokes , YES its kinda lame ! =D

Thanks to YIENy for the following jokes ....





What's a deer with no 'eye' ?

No I-dea !







Why are penguin white on the front and black on the back ?

Because their hands are so very small , they can only clean thier front !







What's the animal who is the most stingy ?

Horse - because when they gallop , there's the sound ' ke-de-kut kedekut kedekut '

Reality TV - Leo Wen Pul

Leo Wen Pul mimicking some Manga character

Chicken Farm

Johnny decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Johnny, 'I think I'm planting them too deep la.'

Pictures : John aka Siah Say Yeong

"Wow!! I m posting.... "

That was his caption from his friendster site.

Jigsaw puzzle

Two (retards) walk into a bar, each ordered a drink. They sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!”

About five minutes later, another (retard) walked in, ordered a drink, and joined the other two cheering.

Finally, another (retard) walked in with what looks like a picture. He puts the picture in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others,
“51 days! 51 days!!


The Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walked over to discover that the picture is a Jigsaw Puzzle.


He walks over to one of the (retards) and asked, “What on earth are you doing??”"


Well,” the (retard) says, “everyone thinks that we are very stupid, so we proved them wrong.
On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!


*i do not look down on retards, (retard) is only used as a substitute to a race that is very closely related to stupidity, but of course, it would be very offensive to the Indians.........oops.



joking laaaa.........

i have a lot of Indian frens and none of them are stupid (yeah right)

Paradoxical Quotes !

"To prepare for important exams, people are actually skipping school to study."

-Tanzy




"就算是 believe ，中间也藏有一个 lie... "

"Even for the word believe, there is a lie in the middle"

-Ken Chang

(exactly in the middle! I'll take that as a sign for any beliefs :P jk)



The following quote by Shaun was said when i could not perform a stunt with a tennis ball where i have to toss only 1 ball at a time out of a container and catch it with my hands.

Since there are a total of 3 balls in the container, the challenge is to control my strenght to be able to get all 3 balls out at a time.

(It is a lot harder that it sounds!)

He said that cause he can do it and i can't, although he had twice the number of tries i had.


"JS, you're so stupid, all you can do is study."

-Shaun


*Though the latter quote does not qualify as a paradox since it isn't true.




Waaatuduuu . . . Since, we all know about Shaun and his studies (just 'average', nothing to be proud of), I decided to let him have his moment or joy ~

Scandal

Husband: They reckon that the milkman had slept with every women in this neighbourhood except for 1.

Wife: I bet it's that stuck-up Jane at number 37.