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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Sequel - Kar Jun's Spyware Solution

Fascinated by Kar Jun's ' Wide Knowledge ' of handling virus during his ' Teachings ' to Teck Huat , I asked him the method of dealing with spyware's and got a few solutions..here's how it went literally...





" Kar Jun , how do you clear spywares in your com ? Spywares dont need to Puasa i think. "



" Oh , very easy one mah , u can put a SPYDERMAN there to catch all the spies mah "


" OMG , great solution huh ?! "


" Or you can put the TOTALLY SPY's there to kill the spies also mah "


{ speechless , i stare at him }
and came the finale.......




" Or you can pour curry inside the computer then too SPYCY then they die lo ! "

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Kar Jun & Teck Huat : How To Destroy the Virus in You Computer Part 1 & 2

26/7 : Part 2 updated


Firstly, i woud like to say that Teck Huat is the quiet type and Kar Jun is the 1st or 2nd in the whole form.


I only heard the convo halfway.


Kar Jun :

You don't on the computer for one month will die or not? I tell you ah . . . you off your computer for one month the virus sure die. Beause they got no food to eat!


Teck Huat :

But the virus can puasa (fast) . . .


Kar Jun :

Nevermind. Then you off it for 1 year lah. Then the virus will die from malnutrition. Like beri-beri ah . . . marasmus ah . . . rickets ah . . .



Part 2 : The Following Day



Kar Jun :

Are you sure 1 antivirus is good enough? Work 24 hours a day. . Somemore no bonus.


Teck Huat :

My antivirus software (BitDefender) got win ICSA award . . .


Kar Jun :

1 where got enough? Should at least have 2 --- One morning shift one night shift. If he want to go shopping then how?


Teck Huat :

Antivirus how to go shopping . . .



















Kar Jun :

Neh --- Got eBay ma.

 

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