It was a long time ago. I havent sat for my UPSR yet.
In my hometown, I saw a few tea cups, not the small ones but the normal sized cups used for drinking tea. I realised that those cups were full of black lines in it.
If you didnt wash your cup nicely, you are bound to find a few lines of dirt in it right? But these cups were literally "full of it".
So I asked my aunt, why is the cup so dirty? She says cause it's for making tea, so that tea will taste better. That's the common explanation for coffee cups and wine glasses.
But, she has a punch line.
"Just like in the tea houses ah, if i dont wash my cup for 20 years, when i pour water in only can become tea already."
It does not end there. When I told Shaun about this, he gave me a suggestion.
"Why don't she say use tea to water plants then all become tea leaves."
LOL Shaun!
Come share with us your stories and make everyone laugh too, thru comments :D
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Come The Share Funny Stuff The Old Folks Said
What to do to get a drink you want from a dumb waiter
This happened to my dad at some restaurant somewhere a long time ago and its better understood if put in quote form..
" Excuse me "
" Yes Sir ? "
" I would like a cup of ice lemon tea please "
" Sorry sir we don't serve ice lemon tea "
" Oh , I see , in that case , do you have any lemons here ? "
" Yes "
" Then... do you have any ice ? "
" Yes "
" Then do you serve tea ? "
" Yes sir "
" THEN CAN YOU GET ME A CUP OF TEA WITH SOME LEMON AND ICE IN IT ? "
" No problem sir "
( Gives the 'OMG?!' look )
Pet Dog + Instrument left around the house = Money Down the drain
THIS IS A LESSON TO THOSE WHO DON'T KEEP THEIR INSTRUMENTS PROPERLY IN A HOUSE WITH PET DOG'S
This happened to Kwok Thung today ( also his b'day) , he told me over sms
Thung : I damn dulan la , have to spend Rm 400
Me : Why ?
Thung : My dog la , go and pee in my violin bag damn smelly , now have to buy a new one
Me : lol , told your dog is dumb
Thung : Damn dulan la aiyo..
( Then left him to have some time to be depressed over his Rm 400 lost on his b'day )
This happened because Mr.Wong here just leaves his violin bag on his room floor
Pics : Blonde
*Blondes are associated to be beautiful but stupid. Hence the term dumb blonde
Pics : BaaaybEH (Pronounced a la Leo)
Even the baby loves it. AHAHAHA!
Great dad btw.
Homework
One day not too long ago , this happened to one of our classmates , who i better not mention his name but it rhymes with a key and a Jackhammer.....
Teacher : JK where is your homework that should be in here ?!
JK : I did it in another book but i left it at home
Teacher : You don't lie la , you everytime also never do then give reasons
JK : I really did it ( gives the disgusted stare)
Teacher : YOU DON'T LIE TO ME LA , NEVER DO MY WORK THEN NEVER DO !
JK : I call my mother to bring now
Teacher : Ok , go , tell her i want to see her too
JK : ( Gives the , see-who-has the last laugh face and walks out to make the call )
then...
Tanzy : Haha , i bet he will call his father and then say daddy , faster bring my add math A book
here ! Remember to do the homworks in side first !
JS + Me: LOL
then....
he comes back and says his mom is coming and is asked to stand behind till she arrives
The Next Day
Although he was seen in school for the first half of the day , when it came to ' The Teachers ' period again , which is add math , after recess , he dissapeared..
and she said this
" Where is the liar ? Mother yesterday until today haven't come , where is he ? Liar "
( And then repeatedly calls him a liar randomly and criticise him 43286327489327489 times in 70 minutes of her double period lesson... )
Korean Comic : High Jump
Nothing beats a guy who clears the bar by miles, way more than Tanzy, the high jump gold medalist and rightful sportsman of the year, thru smart jumping. Maybe.
AHAHAHA!There's similiar comics under the label "Comics"
Friday, May 16, 2008
Shaun : Games
Today, we were talking about playing another game after i lost to Shaun in a movie-naming game. Make him happy ma~
Jie Xian : Ok lets play name DotA heroes. Name intelligence heroes
Shaun & Tanzy: Dont want la. Ian and Ryan also played already.
Jie Xian : Ok la then we play name the DotA noobs. I start first. Shaun! Ahahahaha!
Tanzy : Hahaha! Darkenz!( its Shaun's bro, Ken Low Jin Wu)
Jie Xian & Tanzy : XD
Shaun : Nono. Tanzy you get -1000 points.
Jie Xian : Nono since we're correct Tanzy gets 1000 points for naming Darkenz and i get 5000 points for naming you, since its the better answer.
Shaun : What la you! So childish play games like that!
Jie Xian & Tanzy : XD backfired!
Notice how he talks about points first and then calling us childish for talking about points.
Remember how he says how Lee Meng always backfires himself?
Funny, doesnt Shaun's lines always backfire?(quote from Shaun, edited by Jie Xian, specially for Shaun)
Waaatuduuuuuuuu. . . Its Shaun!
The Kensett Librarians : The Prelude to Shuffler vs Breakdancer
Ever wanted to be a gymnast or a shuffler? Wait no longer! Now you too can be them! Intro by Loke and a bonus joke from Wei Han.
Feat. Wei "The Gymnast" Han, Jason "The Shuffler", "JayChua"Chua , Foong "The Shuffler" Jing Xian & Loke Voon Ho
Flimed by Lee Meng
Edited and Posted by Wilson Cheah Wei Chean (i think)
Liars
Noticed how theres 4% who are entrepreneurs?
I happen to know that liar. This is how i found out.
Mr. L *: Wa, u know what i put as my occupation? Entrepreneur [said proudly]. Cause im an author for The Book Of Joy ma.
ish ish ish.
*Mr. L = Shaun Low
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wei Kwang's catchy line in essay
One day we were doing an essay during our double english period
To prove the quote ' don't judge a book by its cover '...
Wei Kwang wrote this somewhere in this essay...
' For one , his dad and mum may appear to be in the iron and steel bussiness. She may be doing the ironing while the father does the stealing '
Favourite Foo's Quotes
" Justin Timberpond , no , Timbersea ! "
" Jesus cries "
someone : " Cikgu apa saxophone ? "
Foo : " Sex on the phone "
ALAS !
Ladies and Gentleman , for the past week or so , the blog has been lacking some ... joy power .....that is because of the loss of the BJ (book of joy) which deprived hundreds of their joy and possibly millions in the future :D , but that is a thing of the past now...
Because....
I have...
Finally.....
REDISCOVERED...
TEH BOOK !
Here's an event from the long-lost book (a week is too long)
One day Rohindran aka 'Aneh Romeo' /Footballer came to me and had this short convo with me
" Shaun , later you gonna tackle any girls ah ? Like me mah ! "
" No la "
" Then slide tackle ? "
" What the ? "
" Ok la , Handball la "
then reaches out and gives a little ZHA on foo's family jewels and then sprints away
Exam-Ryan-Math
today during recess:
Ryan : u can do ah Add Math?
Shaun: aiya yesterday u go library study for what la no use
Ryan: Add Math ma, other subject i sure own 1
Shaun: wad about Math
Ryan: aiya shit, the guy sitting beside me damn stupid. all his answers wrong one. my Math 1 wrong so much di, now must study for Math 2
Me: den when u explain to ur mom, u say not ur fault, it's the guy sitting beside you, all his answers wrong wan
Ryan: lol yala
haiz 5A students.....................and their cheating habit......
ian and lester muz be denying this right now............
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Shaun : Telur
shaun: no la , not dat bad , maybe telur and 1 sausage infront la , at least 2 digits
I dont know about you but it sounds like something else until i read Eric.L's msg earlier.
Notice how its telur and not telur-telur/telurs geddit geddit? esp Tanzy? aHAHA
How old is your father ?
Teacher : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Teacher : Well , that cannot be..
Boy : He only became a father after i was born
Leo the brave little brother (only by a year)
Today , Leo was bad mouthing his sister's bad driving in the school canteen , and this is the conversation between me and him
" Yesterday my stupid sister got into an accident , she was on the fast lane which is on the right , then she don't know the way then panic then suddenly she saw a U-turn on the left and she VROOM and turn from the right across the left and then a biker could not stop in time and then BAM ! Then his right hand patah. "
" Then ? "
" Then one whole gang of other bikers come and gather around us , i was so scared "
" Then what did you all do ? Your sister had to pay ? "
" Then , I lock the car door and let my sister talk outside la , I dont care , i read chemistry in the car " [Laughs]
What a brave brother Leo is :-D
Exam
a dumb student is having a exam on history
he took in his calculator with him so that he could use it to tembak the answers
by pressing the ran# button,
any number between
1-25 would be A
26-50 B
51-75 C
76-100 D
in juz 25 mins he finished answering all the questions
he continue to use his calculator until a teacher walk pass
he was puzzled and asked : what are u doing ?
dumb student: double-checking my answers.
Shaun : Pen
We were in the chemistry lab. After Shaun borrowed my pen, i dont know / forgot why but he just tossed it.
With that amount of force, my pen fell over the table and onto the floor. The pen cover came off. Suddenly the "charming"(refer to Characters: Shaun ) guy said something.
Shaun : Weak pen la . . . Use a little bit of strength then explode already.
Tanzy, Tun Hong, Jie Xian : :-o [then realised that its Shaun] --> XD
JS : laME( leim-mi)
Wei Kwang was looking for his ruler just before the exam.
Wei Kwang : Shit, where's my ruler?
Suddenly i though of the lamest thing. i had to blurt it out.
JS : Why you ask shit where's your ruler?
Then someone said ruler and related it to something like this :
"No need to find your ruler. I'm your ruler. I rule over you."
(tell me whose that someone pls if you remember)
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
More Lee Meng from today
Other than the two lines below ....
Afiq/Chong said that one of his band members said that a lot of the girls at an event ( cant mention as it will cause some people to be upset :D some joint event la )wore curtains , meaning thier dressing is not nice la ( i just found out too ) and Lee Meng said " The girls wear curtains , then the boy's wear cushion covers la ! " , and then came the SILENCE OF LAMENESS , that is everyone was speechless for about 15 seconds after he made that line
then...
in another instance , Matthew was trying to hard to tell KNOCK-KNOCK jokes when he asked Lee Meng
" Knock-knock " said Matthew
" Who's there ?" said Lee Meng
" Nobody " said Matthew
and then Lee Meng said " Thank You " and Matthew just stopped his jokes after seeing Lee Meng's lameness
and then...
Lee Meng went back to the ' wearing curtains ' topic and said " although the girls are wearing curtains , they are wearing high quality curtains "
I thought about it for 2 seconds before telling him " It's still wearing curtains what ! "
JS who was about to drink his water spilled some while bursting out into a laughter seeing his rival GO DOWN !
aite , enough of Lee Meng now ,
one more thing , i kinda lost THE BOOK OF JOY (BJ) which means half of the other unpublished lame and funny stuff , lets all pray I find it :-D and you shall be rewarded with lotsa JOY !
Anson : Market
Shaun was drinking from Lee Meng's cup so Lee Meng wanted to take Shaun's chicken. Of course Shaun didnt allow it.
So Lee Meng said : Selfish!
Suddenly Anson menge-lame : Want to selfish go market la!
(thx 2 Lee Meng 4 correcting me)
Lee Meng : Proud to be King
Afiq was doing the "LAME la Lee Meng" after Lee Meng was being Lee Meng when he burst out with anger.
"You jealous cannot be lame ah?! You got no creativity thats why cannot be lame!"
Later on, when it was my turn to call him lame and he burst out again.
"You go and look through the mirror la! You think you're not lame ah?!"
I felt bad for making him so angry so i stopped, until i got in front of my laptop.
But im sure there's one more killer line from our King. Someone remind me pls.
Shaun + Matt : Indiana Jones
Shaun : 50 years later Indiana Jones dead already la!
It was a day in class during the accounts examination. We werent involved.
Shaun : Wa 50 years later ah, Indiana Jones will come and find the Book.
Matt : But he will be carrying a walking stick. [Starts to act like and old Indiana Jones carrying a walking stick]
Shaun : 50 years later Harrison Ford dead already la!
Monday, May 12, 2008
Hater
Yes, indeed. Now its my turn to declare the new arch rivals. After many incidents like the Class positioning, the doctor incident . . . and now this.
Shaun was commenting on Tanzy's "sentimental-hence-deleted-article" when it went overboard for some people.
From the Box of Joy,
shaun: 5K especially that dumb monitor lee meng
12 May 08, 19:45
meng: chatbox i can read lor okie....not like tat stupid selfles student...
(is he implying that shaun CANT READ? Oh No!)
Boy, do i look like an instigator/batu api :D
But it does not end there.
-_____-
(found out that "shaun' was someone disguising as Shaun who either hates Shaun, Lee MEng or yeekee9 or a combination of any. All that drama for nothing. aih.)
Wei Kwang : Calculator
The Add MAths Exam was about to begin when Wei Kwang brandished TWO calculators.
Wei Kwang : I have TWO calculators. So i can calculate TWO times faster. [Heh heh heh]
Lee Meng : :O whoa~
JS : [Extracted a quote from our very lamest] But then we have to give the marks to your TWO calculators . . . . . .
Lee Meng : XD
Tanzy : XD
Wei Kwang : ... (nth to say)
Shaun : :o
In my mind, I was thinking, " Yes i win cause Wei Kwang cannont say anything back"
Quek : The Rich boy
For the past few days, Benjamin Quek was been calling me "rich boy" every time he meets me. I wonder why so i call him "rich boy" back and comment on his dressings and how poor i am for example, i dont have this or that that a primary school boy may have. [ahem some may know what it is but now's not the time] All of that was just to prove that he is richer, which is the truth.
Then on last Friday, we met again, after the exam was over.
Benjamin Quek : Bye Rich Boy.
This time, i couldnt resist it anymore. Shaun and Tanzy was standing nearby and i spitted out what i've always wanted to say.
JS : Bye Fat boy.
Shaun : XD
Tanzy : XD
Suprisingly, Quek kept on walking, not turning around and did not show signs of slowing down when he raised his left hand above his head and,
Quck : _|_
JS + Shaun + Tanzy : XD
Hilarious South Park Clip about Internet Stars
Those famous clips, only a few does not involve acting like total retards. So instead of going :[] and dropping your mouth open like i did (i nvr watch many of the famous clips before) try laughing at their loose screws, just like what Tanzy and Shaun would do.
Though the ending was kinda expected it was LOL
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Evolution of Dance
learn all the dance moves in 6mins
really impressive
i bet tun hong would appreciate this video the most =)
can't wait to see him mimic all this dance
moves
and weihan see something familiar at 3.49?
Lee Meng + Shaun : Doctor
Shaun was studying Bio (yes its a miracle he's studying) and talking about it when Lee Meng
overhard it.
Lee Meng : Whoa inShaun! Studinyg Bio? Wanna become doctor?
Shaun : No la! (tells js write in the book "shaun hates doctors and starts dissing doctors to prove he dosent wanna be one. I would elaborate but Shaun is having the book.)
Then after Shaun laughed at Lee Meng thru a post Lee Meng has this to say
meng: according to de post ..de spelling for bio...seems tat shaun knows alot of BIO stuff...i think..he really wants 2 become a doctor!!
