To Trap a Gorrila

Chuan Zheng was hiding behind the door when ...





To Chuan Zheng : =P

Wei Han : "36 seconds. watering the gorilla."

Reply to Joy at the CC by Chuan Zheng

Ref : Joy at the CC


Chuan Zheng told me :

"Jei Shian, why you put my cute picture? Steal from my blog one leh . . . Got copyright one you know?"



He's just joking . . . . I do hope he is.

Joy at the CC

These stuff happened during our Chinese Class.

A : [says a bad word]

Jasper : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said a bad word!

Jian Liang : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said "bad word"!


In another occasion,


Chuan Zheng : Teacher, i've chosen you to write my testimonial. I have always trusted you.

Teacher : It's my pleasure.

Chuan Zheng : [Smiles] :)

Teacher : [repeats herself] It's my pressure.



Later on, the teacher was talking to Chuan Zheng again.



Teacher :

庄正为什么你不要去?

Chuan Zheng, why you don't want do go (to that event)? There will be a lot of pretty girls you know?



Chuan Zheng :

老师, 不要骗人.

Teacher, don't lie to me.



Teacher :

"有美女, 但是你不够 standard."

"There will be pretty girls, but you're not up to it."



After seeing the look on Chuan Zheng's face, the teacher decided to apologise.


"对不起."

"Sorry."


The smile on his face returned. But not for long. The teacher haven't finished what she wanted to say yet.


"对不起, 我态坦白了"

"Sorry, I was being too frank/too honest."

If anyone is curious, here's his pic.

*Chuan Zheng, if you're reading this, i did not mean to insult you. I was just telling it as it is, exactly (according to what i remember) as what had happened.



After that, the teacher mentioned about "A Gua"s /Transexuals. When her son asked her what are "A Gua"s, she told us that she took him to some A Gua street to show him.

This is her way of edicating her son.



Then someone said (It's Chuan Zheng or Johnny Ho. Chuan Zheng said that it's Johnny) :


"老师, 带我去看 A Gua"

"Teacher, take me to see the transeuxals."



Jian Liang


"你自己去照镜子啦."

"You go and look in the mirror lah."