" How do you make people horny ? You put horns on them ! "
-Lee Meng
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Meng ... again
Posted by shaun at 7:17 PM 0 comments
Labels: Lee Meng
Random lameness
Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing
why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was too chicken
Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
Because they taste funny
Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work
Posted by shaun at 7:07 PM 1 comments
Labels: Jokes
Guyz , answer truthfully
What looks like one of your middle finger , has the same colour as your middle finger , is as long as your middle finger and is also used to fit into a hole to dig for gold ?
Your other middle finger la
Posted by shaun at 6:58 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Lame time
What kind of cat can launch its balls 100-feet away ?
A Cat-apult
Posted by shaun at 6:56 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Quote
" Why is the water so blue ?
Because it is the reflection of the sky "
- Wei Kwang
Posted by shaun at 2:46 PM 0 comments
Labels: ***Highly Recomended (Moneyback Guarantee)***, Wei Kwang
Foo's Hair dilemma
One day , not too long ago , our classmate Foo Tun Hong aka FOO , was quite stressed about whether to get his hair cut on that day as his hair was getting quite long and thick , suddenly this came out from him...
" I don't want to cut my hair la"
"Then dont cut la!"
" ......... I want other people to cut for me "
Posted by shaun at 2:42 PM 0 comments
Labels: Tun Hong
Rambutans
Peter's rambutan tree had bear fruits and is ripe now
Q: When is it the best time to pluck them ??
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A: When Peter is not around.
"Tan, your hair very nice to eat, you know why ?
cause Rambut-Tan"
-Lee Meng
Posted by tzy at 11:00 AM 0 comments
Fool
I was walking with Siah Say Yeong on our way back to class when we ran into Foo Tun Kai.
When we entered our class, Foo Tun Hong was inside already.
Out of nowhere, Say Yeong said : " Foo, just now i saw Foo."
Posted by Jie Xian at 10:46 AM 0 comments
Calculator
This happened in the class.
Wei Han : Who took my calculator? You better give it back or i'll curse your decendants!
JS : How you know whose decendants to curse?
Wei Han : . . .
Everyone laughed loudly.
Suddenly, Hwa Jiunn aka Alvin Cheng started to open his mouth. There was complete silencer for a while whilst he was laughing like a evil, sinister witch (witches are females).
Everyone laughed 10 times louder.
Posted by Jie Xian at 10:34 AM 0 comments
Friday, May 2, 2008
Dog name
Why did you name your dogs rolex and seiko ?
because they're watch dogs
Posted by shaun at 8:58 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Housework
Housework is something you do that nobody notices , until you don't do it
Posted by shaun at 8:56 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Women talk too much
A man was glancing through the newspapers one fine morning and he came across a survey that shows women talk twice as much as men does . Excited , he took the section and went to his wife and showed her the results ans told her " see , men uses an average of 15000 words per day while women uses an average of 30000 words per day . His wife thought a while then repleied " that's because we have to repeat everything we say ".
The man then said " What "
Posted by shaun at 8:51 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
What mother's wants..
Mother always want her daughter to end up getting a better husband than she did , but she also thinks that her son will never get a wife better than herself
Posted by shaun at 8:49 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Lee Meng .... irony
Has anyone read what lee meng put in the shoutoutbox ?
'Haha , ryan u lame king d , no wonder ur name king wynn , coz king win !!!'
omg , seriously lee meng , if u wanted to get the title of lame king off you , you shouldn't have even said that - lawl !
Posted by shaun at 8:45 PM 0 comments
Labels: Lee Meng
Cbox explanations
1 May 08, 12:26
Iceman_JT: Bring joy to others? MY FOOT!!!
1 May 08, 12:28
1 May 08, 13:41
Iceman_JT is someone who knows Shaun thru DotA and only DotA.
The reason behind this is that Shaun is a hardcore DotA flamer. He flames when his team is winning and flames when losing. Its always a flame game when Shaun came.
When i play with Les, i usually win and feel happy;
When i play with Shaun, i usually lose and laugh at the drama he creates.
It is a waste that i lost all the recordings of Shaun's flaming.
Shaun, when are you playing DotA again? Tell me please. :D
Posted by Jie Xian at 7:59 PM 0 comments
What Do You Look For In Your Future Wife?
During our English period, teacher asked us on the essay titled "What you look for in a future wife"
Ryan said : Rich :)
Ian said : Intelligent.
Tanzy said : Must be Arsenal fan! XD
Lester said : [Spitted out without considering the consequences] Like me la.
Then our teacher said, "Wah you want a wife who looks exactly like you, face like you, behavior like you is it. You want your mirror image is it?" (retseL)
Posted by Jie Xian at 7:52 PM 0 comments
Ryan, again
One day during recess time -
Ryan bought a fried wanton which cost 50cents.
Me: fried wanton nice meh?
Ryan: Actually I dont want to eat, but got 1 50cent coin in my pocket, very um song(uneasy).
Today during English period
Mrs. Yap: What do you find in your future wife?
Ryan: RICH. : )
Posted by tzy at 6:39 PM 2 comments
Labels: Ryan
Men
" Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped"
-anonymous
Mad cow disease was still around. A married couple walk into a restaurant, sat down, a waitress came and take their orders.
Man: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: What about the Mad Cow........
Man: She'll order herself !
"I always have opinions- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush
Posted by tzy at 6:08 PM 0 comments
Since Ryan know so much about songs, i asked him something.........
me : (singing)please don't stop the music, please don't stop the music. - Who sang this song?
ryan : Rihanna lah.
me : no lah, I sang it lah, Rihanna not here also.
wakakakaaka xD
quickie joke:
q: which superhero is always in a pot ?
a: Souperman.
Posted by tzy at 5:56 PM 0 comments
Labels: Ryan
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Wedding
Why must the groom always be very cautious and protective over the bride on wedding day's ?
Because THE BEST MAN will be by the grooms side all day
Posted by shaun at 10:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Ah Beng jokes - don't know if its stail jokes
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
Posted by shaun at 5:28 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Confessions
Susan : I think we should all confess our bad habits to one another as friends , I'll
go first , i have a bad habit of stealing.
Laila : I have a horrendous habit of lying alot
Rachel: I eat like a glutton
Jess : I knock myself out with alcohol every night
Priya : I have a terrible habit of gossiping and i can't wait to get out of here
LTBM
Posted by shaun at 2:04 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Big shot
" My father is a big shot , he is a doctor and knows telepathy "
" That's nothing , my father is a professor and he knows Ganapathy "
LTBM
Posted by shaun at 1:56 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Divorces summed up in one quote
" Love is blind , but marriage restores its sight "
-anonymous
from Laughter , the best Malaysian
Posted by shaun at 1:49 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Whose Line Is It Anyway - Uncensored (18+) (ahahaha who cares)
Watch out for the one at 1:32 and the last few seconds.
And the crabs one lolol.
Posted by Jie Xian at 12:42 AM 0 comments
Labels: ***Highly Recomended (Moneyback Guarantee)***, Videos
Whose Line Is It Anyway : Top 3 Hoedowns
My Favourite Whose Line Is It Anyway Clip so far
Incase some of you dont know,
In the 2nd song, from left to right, the guys are Brad Sherwood, Drew Carey, Collin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles;
Wayne is the black guy;
In the 3rd song, the leftmost guy is Chip take a look at his face/reaction XD
Posted by Jie Xian at 12:23 AM 0 comments
Labels: Videos
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
August Rush
4 days after the MBS-CBN Joint IU day, we had our Computer Literacy class where we go to the computer lab. Tun Hong googled "MBS CBN Joint IU" and found this blog.
http://wikolia-wens.blogspot.com/2008/04/passport-to-paris.html
A snippet from it :
I really like this.. Not the guy.. THE WAY HE PLAYED..
I cant believe i'll got the chance to witness it..
It's how AUGUST RUSH played!!! AWESOME...
Thank You Very Much for liking it but why put it that part -.-
Lester's comments : "Self esteem -50."
My comments : .____.
Ryan, Ian and Ken Chang would say, 'Ahgk!'
Everyone was laughing thier asses off.
Thank you?!?!
Then i found this in wikipedia on August Rush:
"August Rush is a 2007 Academy Award-nominated drama directed by Kirsten Sheridan and written by Nick Castle, James V. Hart, Kirsten Sheridan and Paul Castro, and produced by Richard Barton Lewis."
Ok, so far so good, got nomination. Then the Plot goes like this :
"A boy named Evan Taylor (Freddie Highmore) lives in an orphanage, all the while believing that his parents are alive. He believes the music that he hears all around him is his parents communicating with him. Evan meets a counselor, Richard Jeffries (Terrence Howard), of the New York Child Services Department. Evan tells him he does not want to be adopted because he believes his parents are still alive."
OMGWTF! I cant read on anymore! You all wanna laugh at me? Laugh la laugh!
Posted by Jie Xian at 10:14 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jie Xian
American Idol : Brooke White
Lol Brooke White Wrote the lyrics of her song on her palm and she said, "After what happened LAST week . . ."
Speaking of Brooke White, i had a chat with Ian ( he likes Brooke) :
Ian : Brooke White geng (or something like that)
JS : But she looks so innocent. ( i meant that i thought he likes innocent looks)
Ian : Innocent u think not hamsap inside? [smiliey wink]
Posted by Jie Xian at 10:00 PM 1 comments
Labels: Ian
Msn Chatlogs : Slimming
It's kinda messy but "www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com" is Tanzy, and "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" is Matthew
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
see reply slow............
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
tak guna
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
my pleasure
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
lol
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
good job
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
stupid reply fast so wad
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
cant slim down also
;
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
wat
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
muz lol meh
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
must
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
LOLOLOLOLOL
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
then farnee
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
omg lol
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
wth
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
u nthg to do ?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
nope
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
matt do u realise im gonna post this
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
download song only
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
farnee
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
ok?
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
do u mind?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
mind wat
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
emoish
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
im gona post this
Xian杰贤 http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/ says:
ok ah?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
post what owh
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
on our blog
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
see my name ?
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
go visit
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
gimme link
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
lazy find
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com
www.thebookofjoy.blogspot.com says:
idiot
Posted by Jie Xian at 9:44 PM 1 comments
Labels: Msn Chatlogs
Watch
"Did you see my watch anywhere? I left it here on the counter"
"No."
"Quick, I'm running late!"
"How do you know? You don't have a watch."
-a scene from friends
Posted by Jie Xian at 9:29 PM 0 comments
funny like shit
Teacher : U students shud start using grown-up words. tell me what u did during the holidays.
Student A: I went to see my "nana" by taking a "choo choo"
the teacher corrected him and say "you went to see ur GRANDMOTHER by taking a TRAIN."
then she ask student B the same question
Student B proudly reply in a very mature way "I watched Winnie-the-SHIT!"
"Laughter, the best Malaysian."
Posted by tzy at 9:16 PM 0 comments
Hilarious News Bloopers
My favourite bloopers vid.
Be sure not to miss 1:30
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Mmmm... nice pussssiee ----- AhahahAHA
Posted by Jie Xian at 8:35 PM 0 comments
Labels: ***Highly Recomended (Moneyback Guarantee)***, Videos
Funny accidents (some) - Others are ( OUCH !)
Watch out for the incident at 0:50 to 1:05
Posted by shaun at 8:30 PM 0 comments
Labels: Videos
Behind The Scenes
After days of preparations, hard work and laughters,
this blog is finally ready to be showed. And hopefully, as JS wished, it will earn us millions if not billions. xD
This is a little discussion we had for the blog:
Shaun says (8:05 PM):
oi tan
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
i posted 2 from d book in d blog d
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
jus post but edit or chg d names
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
coz if u put its from d book
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
its copyright
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
but u edit it den ok
Shaun says (8:06 PM):
but i got small saying at d btm stating its not my joke la
Shaun says (8:07 PM):
n js added d chat box d
Shaun says (8:07 PM):
box of joy , title from urs truly
Shaun says (8:07 PM):
somebody forgot who js is
zhiyuan says (8:07 PM):
student: a bee stung me
teacher:how did u get stung ?
student: i went and pluck a flowber
teacher: thr's no b in flower
student: but there was a bee
zhiyuan says (8:08 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:08 PM):
post la
Xian says (8:08 PM):
LOL
Shaun says (8:08 PM):
rmember 2 admit its not urs but put it in black , harder 2 c
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
aiya
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
jus c how i post la
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
u get d idea
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
gedditgeddit ?
Xian says (8:09 PM):
lolol
Xian says (8:09 PM):
mmg kelakar
Xian says (8:09 PM):
harder 2 c
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
like terms n conditions la
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
meant 2 b hard 2 read
zhiyuan says (8:09 PM):
lol
Xian says (8:09 PM):
yaya
zhiyuan says (8:09 PM):
can post this too
Xian says (8:09 PM):
may i post this abt u
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
F U LA
zhiyuan says (8:09 PM):
copy paste this convo
Xian says (8:09 PM):
LOLOL
Shaun says (8:09 PM):
i helping
Xian says (8:10 PM):
lets
zhiyuan says (8:10 PM):
lol
Xian says (8:10 PM):
smart move wad shaun
zhiyuan says (8:10 PM):
really
Xian says (8:10 PM):
true
Xian says (8:10 PM):
and FUNNY
Xian says (8:10 PM):
too late i decided
Xian says (8:10 PM):
u rly dun let meh
Shaun says (8:10 PM):
cipet
Xian says (8:10 PM):
but didnt u read my foreword
Shaun says (8:11 PM):
i read
Shaun says (8:12 PM):
u can post
Xian says (8:12 PM):
tak sabar
Xian says (8:12 PM):
save this convo la
Shaun says (8:12 PM):
who wouldn't ?...
Xian says (8:13 PM):
me?
Xian says (8:13 PM):
dead
Shaun says (8:13 PM):
ur gorgeous
Xian says (8:13 PM):
i know
Shaun says (8:13 PM):
not u , de guitar'
Xian says (8:13 PM):
i am
Shaun says (8:13 PM):
lol
Xian says (8:13 PM):
~)~
Shaun says:
u r gorgeous
Xian says (8:13 PM):
ohno ohno
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
no la
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
ok
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
la
Xian says (8:14 PM):
ok so
Xian says (8:14 PM):
may i post de "out it in black so tht
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
go post now my fellow friends
Xian says (8:14 PM):
etc.
zhiyuan says (8:14 PM):
ooo
Xian says (8:14 PM):
den only funnier wad
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
go la
Shaun says (8:14 PM):
but d book
Shaun says (8:15 PM):
k la
Shaun says (8:16 PM):
got almos 20 posts d la , oni like 1 week LOL
Xian says (8:16 PM):
lol
zhiyuan says (8:16 PM):
i think its ready to be viewed !!!
Xian says (8:16 PM):
but de book finishing ady
Xian says (8:16 PM):
slowly
Xian says (8:16 PM):
yayaya
Shaun says (8:16 PM):
YEAH BABY
zhiyuan says (8:16 PM):
woohoo
zhiyuan says (8:16 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:17 PM):
hyperactive blog
Xian says (8:17 PM):
Shaun says:
YEAH BABY YEeeAH
Xian says (8:17 PM):
HYPERACTIVE BLOG LOL
Xian says (8:17 PM):
IN DE BOOKS
zhiyuan says (8:17 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:17 PM):
LOL
zhiyuan says (8:17 PM):
5ppd
zhiyuan says (8:18 PM):
5 post per day
Xian says (8:18 PM):
weh zhi yuan de funniest one is this convo la
Xian says (8:18 PM):
i saved otehr funny convos from lester and ian b4
zhiyuan says (8:18 PM):
put this as behind the scenes
Xian says (8:18 PM):
yaya
zhiyuan says (8:18 PM):
waha good idea from me
Xian says (8:18 PM):
lolol
zhiyuan says (8:18 PM):
lol
Shaun says (8:18 PM):
oi
Shaun says (8:19 PM):
lame joke
Shaun says (8:19 PM):
infront the scenes
Xian says (8:19 PM):
dunwan infront la ltr ppl tot indide rly lame jokes
Xian says (8:19 PM):
its funny jokes la shaun
Xian says (8:19 PM):
esp urs
Shaun says (8:19 PM):
oi post d news bloopers
Xian says (8:19 PM):
okok
Shaun says (8:20 PM):
n put especially , (d time of hmmm , nice pussy !)
Xian says (8:20 PM):
haha
Xian says (8:20 PM):
ok
zhiyuan says (8:20 PM):
ok end this convo i wan post di
zhiyuan says (8:20 PM):
hahah
Xian says (8:24 PM):
lolol
Shaun says (8:24 PM):
ah ah ah
Xian says (8:24 PM):
i beter take ss
unfortunately the discussion had turn into a joke thx to the funny man-Shaun :-)
Posted by tzy at 8:19 PM 0 comments
Labels: Msn Chatlogs
The Chronicles of Wei Han/伟汉经典 Part 1
1. "Spot check... only check a spot"
2. "Kick the ball so high, hit the plane down who pay?"
3. "Snoop Cat"
4. "I'm big cause i'm not small"
5. Someone said,"Pay full concentration in class."
Wei Han : No, dilute.
6. "The best ship in the world is friendship"
7. "You're early cause im not late"
Posted by Jie Xian at 7:52 PM 0 comments
Labels: Wei Han
Dialog from chemistry period in School , more of wei han chat
After talking bout a kasturi teacher saying that ironman will rust...
Wei Han : " Ironman cant rust because his stainless steel "
Shaun : " Ironman is not made of steel la "
Wei Han : " O ya , then stainless iron la "
Everyone: (speechless)
Wei Han : Haha , dont call me ironman , call me F . e . man , cause iron is fe in chem
Tanzy : Haha , Feeman
Posted by shaun at 7:50 PM 0 comments
Labels: Lee Meng
Lawyer Q & A's
L-lawyer R-person being questioned
L : So what's the age of the son whose living with you ?
R : I think his twenty-eight or twenty-nine , i don't remember
L : How long has he been living with you ?
R : Thirty-five years
L : Your youngest son , the thirty-year old , what's his age ?
L : Were you present when your picture was taken ?
L : You say that these stairs go down to the basement ?
R : Yes
L : These stairs , do they go up too ?
L : You must respond to all your questions orally. OK ?
R : orally
Joke was modified as it is not originally mine and is from a book and i dont wanna get any legal problems
Posted by shaun at 7:31 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Farter
One day in school , little Meng Choo farted in class and the teacher got so annoyed she put poor Meng Choo outside the class.
Little Meng Choo stood outside the class and couldn't stop laughing.
The principle , while on his hourly stroll , saw little Meng Choo and asked " What are you doing standing outside ?"
Little Meng Choo said " I farted in class and got thrown out by the teacher"
The principle then asks " Why are you laughing then ? "
Little Meng Choo says " Sir , because the idiots in there are smelling my fart while they put me out here with this fresh air " .
story was modified as it is not originally mine and is from a book and i dont wanna get any legal problems
Posted by shaun at 7:15 PM 0 comments
Labels: Jokes
Grass
One sunny day, Shaun was looking at his shadow on the wall, in the classroom. The shadow of his head and hair shape can be seen clearly.
After staring at it for 1 minute, he suddenly says this to Foo, who's beside him, while touching his hair.
"My grass is thin grass,
Foo's one is thicker grass,
[points at JS]
JS your grass not nice.
[points at tanzy]
Tanzy your grass stick to your head like Indian"
Posted by Jie Xian at 7:09 PM 0 comments
Labels: Shaun
Tongue Twister
原子弹, 蛋子圆;
Tan Zhi Yuan 的蛋子圆过原子弹.
Tan Zhi Yuan is joy.tzy
Posted by Jie Xian at 7:05 PM 0 comments
Labels: Stuff in Chinese
The Shin Kee Junkies Club
Welcome! Shin Kee is the best in the world... so far.
It is located opposite Kota Raya, near Petaling Street.
Our current membership boasts up to 2 families who got hooked after they got ate take-away noodles, which is the Leo's and the Tan's.
Besides that, we have Tanzy and JS(Tan), Lester, Ken Chang, and Wei Kwang, although they aren't real junkies enough since they didn't mention SHIN KEE enough times per week.
Sadly many people can't eat beef because they pray to the Goddess of Mercy. Sad cases.
Yes all you need to do is to love the beef noodle soup with its consistently meduim-well beef meat and then spam SHIN KEE.
If there's anyone else who can show me a better bowl of beef noodles and hopefully its convienent, i swear the the Goddess of Mercy that i'll be there mroe often than you.
When Leo's father first tasted the noodles, his comments were "好吃好吃. 我给. . .七over十啦" (Tasty,tasty... I give 7/10)
The ones in the Petaling Street food court, in Lee Wah and 2 from Seremban dont even come close. Losers.
Posted by Jie Xian at 6:45 PM 0 comments
Labels: Clubs
Web Designing
Mr Wong was talking to the students one day in the Computer Lab.
"Anyone here does web designing?"
No one raised thier hands.
"No one? How about the IT Brigaders?"
Then Chuan Zheng said, "I . . . I have a blog."
Mr. Wong shrugged. "What do you put in your blog."
"All those nice things la. Homework . . . "
Posted by Jie Xian at 6:36 PM 1 comments
Random lame jokes that came to mind
1)A suicidal guy was about to jump off a cliff. why couldn't he do it?
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He coulnd't keep his eyes off the "cliff-edge"(say it quickly).
(Cliff-edge came from Wei Kwang)
2) Which planet in the solar system is the smelliest?
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UrAnus.
(Idea came to mind after Ryan spammed "Anus!Anus!Anus!" 50 times in 5 minutes)
Posted by Jie Xian at 6:44 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Don't underestimate lameness :-D
" Lameness is also a form of creative thinking , the ability to make horrendous jokes from anything and eveything that is so uncool that it actually makes people laugh "
-its not easy being lame :-D
Posted by shaun at 6:51 PM 0 comments
Random Jokes from Wei Kwang
1) Why could'nt the astronaut land on the moon ?
Because it was a full moon
2)Why were the soldiers so tired on the first of April ?
Because they just had a 31 day MARCH
3)What is a BEAR without an EAR ?
a Bee
Posted by shaun at 6:45 PM 0 comments
Labels: Wei Kwang
jokes of joy :-)
Q: who is Transformer's sister ??
A: Transistor ! :-)
Q: why did the man with one hand crossed the road ?
A: To get to the second hand store.
Q: why is Snow White the best judge ?
A: Bcoz she's the fairest of them all.
Q: why did the doctor gets angry ?
A: Bcoz he doesn't have any patients.
Q: who is Allah's mother ??
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A: Alamak !! xD xD
(sorry my muslim frens)
Posted by tzy at 5:03 PM 2 comments