"I bring Joy to others."
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
During the Malay Language period, the teacher caught Shaun doing some Maths work.
Teacher [irritated, closing his Maths exercise books and putting it under his desk] :
Shaun, kenapa buat kerja Matematik semasa waktu BM? Kalau Matematik kamu dapat A tapi BM fail mana boleh?
Shaun, why are you doing your maths homework during the Malay Language period? If you get a distinction for your Maths but you fail your Malay Language, whats the point?
Shaun :
Cikgu, tapi waktu Matematik saya buat kerja BM!
But I do my Malay Language work during the Maths period!
The topic of watching pirated DVDs came up in class.
Teacher :
哇,你们还买贩版来看啊?
Wah, you all still buy pirated DVDs to watch ah?
Students :
老师你没有?
Teacher, you don't buy?
Teacher [Shakes her head in disagreement] :
没有!
No!
The teacher starts to smile while we look in disbelief :
我借罢了.
I borrow only.
"
我借DVD他们才x不会赚钱吗!"
Later, she made a stand citing that buying the DVDs will result in them making money.
So, her borrowing is justified.
Shaun was asking Ryan something in class.
Shaun : [Getting ready to laugh] Ryan, how much you got for your Chemistry Paper 2?
Besides scoring high marks for his Bio 3, (which he didn't deserve because the teacher gave him marks because Ryan used bombastic English - and she couldn't understand it) his other subjects were maybe comparable to Shaun.
Not wanting to lose to Shaun, he gave the most honest reply possible that can come from a liar.
"Don't. Ask. And I won't. Lie."
The names have changed but this story is true.
One day, a group of Sadarjis were attending their English Language Class. The teacher asked one of the Sadarjis a question.
"What is the meaning of : to turn over a new leaf?"
He consults his friend to his left and whispers, "Dey, is the meaning : to change our attitudes".
One of his friends whipers back, "Sort of . . ."
He wants more confirmation. So he askes more of his friends. The others agreed with the one on his left friend and tells him, "Yes. Sort of."
Feeling confident now, he proudly tells the teacher, "I know the meaning!"
"So what does 'to turn over a new leaf' mean?" The teacher repeats the question.
"It means : sort of."
