中秋节快乐！

"Last time people used to pray to the moon, esp during Mid Autumn Festival. But they stopped after US landed on the moon. They said that you're praying to the US flag"

-My father

Leo wants a favour

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Labour day post :

http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/2009/04/leo-so-high-so-low.html

Ah Beng and the rat

Based on a true story........



One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...

one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....

Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....

Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....

Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....

Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???

Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....

Ah Beng:(Rofl)


ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only

KCS : Sore Throat

KCS showed me a sms convo between him and his friend.

J : Wey please help me ask teacher whether I can resit the exam another day. i'm sick...

KCS : Unfortunately today i got sore throat... cannot ask teacher.

J : =.= Zzz then ask Ian to ask for me

KCS : lol ... he sore throat also

J : fuck off

KCS laughed while showing me the sms. "Haha he dulan already!"

Oil

I've overheard a malay girl talking to her friend in the hall on the 1st day of orientation week :


"There is a girl, whose face is very oily right, really very VEERRRy oily. One look at her and you can see the oil on her face."


"So all the arabic men were chasing after her."










"They need more oil."

Chang Jun Hon : Can you teach me?

Back when we were in form 4, we were talking about weight.


Chang Jun Hon : I'm underweight la . . . what to do?

Jie Xian : Try eating more la!

Chang Jun Hon : I eat a lot already, but still like that . . . :(


Anthony Khoo walks in.


Chang J.H. : Anthony, can teach me how to become fat like you ah? :D

And Chang shows his stupid innocent smiley face. --> ^_^?

Anthony didn't look too happy, unlike the others who were laughing their hearts out, while innocent Chang was laughing at the realisation of what had he just done.

The Wonderful World of Music

The head guitar instructor was talking to his apprentice guitar instructor.

Head instructor : Eh, on the 23rd of November got an acoustic guitar camp you know.

Apprentice guitar instructor : Where is it?

Head instructor : In Melaka.

Apprentice guitar instructor : Hah? From KL go to Melaka so far!

Head instructor : Nevermind, it's going to be very good, even Roger Wong will be there. You can never get anything so cheap like this anymore, because this camp is for charity.

Apprentice guitar instructor : But I'll need to drive for 2 hours!

Head instructor : Nevermind, bring your girlfriend lah! You all can have fun there!

Apprentice guitar instructor : [Smiling] Hah?

The Experienced guitar teacher who was listening to their conversation could not hold it in anymore.

He blurted out excitedly : "Ya! Overnight! OVERNIGHT!!!"