Window shopping

one day, KC, les,Ryan and me went to Lowyat Plaza......

Me: wad u all wanna buy ?

Ryan: Nothing

Me: Juz window shopping


den the Ryan's lameness kicks in.....and he says....


Ryan: U wanna buy Windows 95 or 98 ?

den we both laughed

Ryan: u cant say that u're window shopping in Lowyat...ppl will thought u wanna buy Windows.

hahaha


to neutralize de lameness of this post

here's a funny 1



Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”

We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Naked.

Low quality post -_-

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.


How will you do it?


Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will become LIGHTER........
using this LIGHTER you can light up the other Cigarette





Q: What is green and says "Im a frog."

A: A talking frog !

BAD player

Lee Meng, again........



one lame morning,

Lee Meng pop out and say " He is a BAD player"


Us: " Why ?"

Lee Meng points at a guy holding a racquet and say



"Becoz he plays BADminton"

Us: -____-

seriously lame

this morning in the LRT

three St. John students was sitting beside me
lets call them A, B and C


then,
A started to tell a joke to B and C


A: there's a student lah, he is also a gangster, so his name was samseng.
When he grow up, he study medicine and became a doctor, so he change his name to ginseng.


B and C:...-_-........(wtf look)

then A started to explain
A: he last time samseng then change to ginseng ma, so many seng, funny la.

ahahahah....lameness 1%, stupidness 99%

alamak, so far all the St John students had given me nothing but bad impression.