Where cant a fish move because it has no more power ?
IKANO POWER CENTRE
(Ikan no power centre)
Why is Osama two-thirds (2/3) of a woman ?
Because he is a WanTed man (1/3)
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Lame Jokes Time...
Parking Fine
Ah Beng went to his car and saw a "Parking Fine" ticket.
Then he wrote "thanks for the compliment" behind the ticket and stick it at a pole.
enJOYing Sunday
Husband: Today is Sunday and I've decided to enjoy it. So, I brought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3 tickets ??
Husband: 1 for you and 2 for your parents.
What Sex
One Sardar was filling up an application form for a job.
He filled the columns for NAMES, AGE, ADDRESS and etc.
Then the column SEX.
He wasn't sure what to write there. After much thinking he wrote TWICE A WEEK.
Someone saw what he wrote in the form and told him he was wrong, and he should fill in either male or female.
Again the sardar thought for a long time before writing BOTH, BUT PREFERABLY FEMALE.
A Video I Found In My Teacher's Thumbdrive : Funny Babies and Children !!!
When I opened my teacher's thumbdrive originally given to me to help her do work, look what I've stumbled upon :
The ending is the best!!!
Thank Pn Chong SL for the vid she "gave" me. AHAHAHAHA!
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Voon Ho : Family Day
We were bickering on what we should sell on the upcoming Family Day.
Someone suggested that we sell Choclate Cakes.
Then Voon Ho said :
"You can MAKE you own one"
Leo = Man of Steel
We were outside the Pavillion GSC after a movie and was talking while leaning on the railing when suddenly Leo realised he had **** of steel !
O yea , lazy to make to post , so here's another , saw this in a ' PAN MEEN ' shop near Bukit Segar......Anyone wants to try the french ? fried...
Monday, July 7, 2008
authors + joyees SUBWAY ONE-FOOTER + double meat DAY !
We had been planning it for a whole week and last Saturday after MBSSKL's Family Day .... Finally , we got to get a go at THE DREAM SUBWAY SANDWICH which is ONE-FOOT or 12 inches in length and also DOUBLE THE MEAT !
Well , Lester and Tanzy each got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT B.M.T sandwich , I got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT Terriyaki sandwich , Jie Xian and Wei Kwang shared a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT I forgot what sandwich , meld i think and Leo Wen Pul only ate a 6-incher and has regretted and wanting to try the ONE-FOOTER ever since.
Here's 3 out of 4 of the ONE-FOOTER's...
Here's Tanzy's sandwich....
My sandwich.....
All 4 ONE-FOOTER's...
Another....
Lester , getting high while taking the first bite into his first portion of teh ONE-FOOTER...
Tanzy starting his quest to finish the FOOT-LONG....
Me starting mine.....
Only mine wasn't cut into half cause i requested , so here's the whole in my hand...
Jie Xian tends to be quite fussy about what he wants in food , so thus , probably SUBWAY's MOST PECULIAR LOOKING SANDWICH EVER was born because he was so fussy about what he wanted , no veggies and like x8 olives....
Does this look appetising ?....
Then Jie Xian took out a stash of OTAK-OTAK that he bought from the family day as he had too much coupon courtesy of his mom wanting to donate a hundred bucks to the school(he sold 20bucks of coupons to Wei Kwang for ten and ended up having to think of ways to finish 80bucks in a couple of hours) , so there , his stash of 60 otak-otaks which he was kind enough to share a couple with us but then kept the rest for his family.....
BTW , he put ALL THOSE OTAK's in his bag and when he opened his bag , the smell of otak-otak's literally filled the whole SUBWAY joint and the sheet of paper in his bag was all wet from the steam from the otak's...
O YES , we did leave a hurricane of a mess behind...
In the end , Lester finished his Sandwich in GODLIKE speed and didn't look too full at all and I finished mine like 10 minutes later while Tanzy ate only a little more than half of it and couldnt continue so he finished it later in the cinema while watching Hancock ...
In the end , Lester finished his Sandwich in GODLIKE speed and didn't look too full at all and I finished mine like 10 minutes later while Tanzy ate only a little more than half of it and couldnt continue so he finished it later in the cinema while watching Hancock ...
So there you are , the ONE-FOOTER adventure , if you are interested in going on a ONE-FOOTER challege / adventure yourselves , please do invite us too :D especially Leo who was talking about wanting it today for the whole day.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
The Hand Of God
Meet Foo Tun God.
Foo Tun God was adapted from Tun Hong's quote from some time ago.
It started with a centipede he caught it a bottle which he named Foo Tun Pede, after shaking it around.
A few days later, Leo Wen Pul caught a cockroach and called it --- Leo Wen Croach .___.
Saturday, July 5, 2008
"Honest"
The teacher was testing her students on the word "honest".
Teacher : "If I say Ah Seng is honest, what does that mean?"
Everyone knows that Ah Seng lies all the time. They were all laughing. But someone came up with a reply :
"Teacher, it means that you're not."
Friday, July 4, 2008
Extract from a book i came across earlier
.....(The average human has 60,000 thoughts per day :; that's the average , Stephen Hawking has 6 million and Kevin Flederline , 6).......
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Wei Kwang : Funniest Essay Ever !!!!!! 最好笑的文章/作文!!!!
这是真的考试作答!
This is a REAL EXAM ANSWER by the almighty Wei Kwang. Seriously.
The question was a 完成故事. This was the given 开头.
Here's a snippet. It's directly after the beginning.
Here's the links to the essay.
Even the Vice President of the Prefect Board, Anthony Khoo couldn't stand laughing at his essay during class.
We all know he should be the School Captain as he is respected by all.
But it did not go that way cause he is not an ass kisser, if you know what I mean.
35 marks ...The worst part is i only got about 5 marks more than him, and the teacher even said :
"杰贤, 有进步了"
"You have improved"
---______----
Another of WK's wonderful answers :
In an essay some time ago, he used the phrase "法歌"
Bio paper 2 : Name the structure labelled X (the answer is corpus luteum, something like that)
His answer : Dragon Ball
I will translate it later. The sad part is that many Chinese terms do not convey the same message in english.
Actually, his mandarin is good but we all wonder what made him do this in his mid year examminations.
Thanks to Ian for helping me find the needed tool in Photoshop~
BAD player
Lee Meng, again........
one lame morning,
Lee Meng pop out and say " He is a BAD player"
Us: " Why ?"
Lee Meng points at a guy holding a racquet and say
"Becoz he plays BADminton"
Us: -____-
Odd team in Euro 2008
Today in school during recess , Srigiritharan came up to me suddenly and this conversation took place..
Sri : " *sigh* , see you la , Germany lose already la ! "
Me : " ?? I dont support Germany what "
Sri : " Then who you support ? "
Me : " *trying to be funny* Brazil "
Sri : " Haha , Brazil lose also right ? "
Me : " *wth ?* Euro got Brazil ke ? "
Sri : " O ! "
Everyone around starts to laugh
Sri : " I was talking about World Cup 2002 la actually you....."
Then his voice was drowned out by the laughters of the people around as he desperately tries to save himself , The End. Too bad i dont have a pic of Para's uncontrollable laughter upon hearing Sri's blurness
Monday, June 30, 2008
The Wonderful Cyber World
These are from a chat channel in mIRC
ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
chrislmb> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
ben174> : Where u work?
chrislmb> : I'm the Chief Technical Officer at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
t-wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named Robert
rdawg20> you don't live in Hope Mills do you?
t-wolf> ya, why man?
rdawg20> lol, just wondering, was her name Alisson?
t-wolf> you m*th*r f**ker
Funny Signatures/Quotes You've Never Heard Of Before
None are mine.
"I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section."
"Where you from? Circus?"
"When a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart."
"You Enjoy Myself"
i8b4u : d-_-b
bonynomore : how u make that inverted b?
bonynomore : wait
bonynomore : never mind
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Smart teacher
A new foreign teacher was unable to control the class.
The students were talking and laughing loudly without giving any attention or respect to him.
The teacher can't stand it anymore,
He wants to send the noisiest student out of the class, but don't know how to put it in English...
Then, he came up with a brilliant idea.........
He went near the noisiest student and shouted "follow me". The student followed out of the class.
Now the teacher turn back and shout "Don't follow me!! " and went inside the class.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : English
It's a Taiwanese show, set in Taiwan where people don't really speak English much.
They were talking about tuition classes in their childhood.
A says :
In my tuition centre, English class, they taugh me this song :
"What you want for dinner? I want reese.
What you want for dinner? I want reese.
I want reese. I want reese."
[Everyone laughs at A]
B says :
I thought it's rice?
A says :
I don't know, I pronounce it as reese since that is what they taught me.
B says :
I also have a friend who definitely came from the same tuition centre as you.
We were in a restaurant in Canada when the waiter asked my friend :
"Are you finished?"
He replied :
"No, no. No"
[Shakes head, waves his hand and crinkles his nose]
"I'm James."
To Trap a Gorrila
Chuan Zheng was hiding behind the door when ...
To Chuan Zheng : =P
Wei Han : "36 seconds. watering the gorilla."
国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : A Snippet
Finally my favorite Chinese show of all time is back after the hosts were caught for taking drugs.
The question they were asking was :
What your wives advice you to do before you go overseas, away from your wives, to work on a movie?
A :
"我老婆叫我带多一点保险"
directly translated - My wife asks me to bring a bit more "insurance"
B :
"我老婆叫自爱多一点"
directly translated - My wife asks me to "love myself" more a bit.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Use hand to eat rice
this 1 is from Chei Thai :
why do Malays like to eat their food with hands ??
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coz.....
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their legs very dirty.
-_-
Thursday, June 26, 2008
The Krew Kut Klan (KKK*)
yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.
DISCLAIMER
BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE VERFYING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:
1)The Ku Klux Klan
2)The Botak Gang/Geng
3)The Crew Cut Clan
4)Anyone who uses a "c" when it is actually a 'k' sound (in the beginning of a word)
There's loads of benefits being a klansman :
Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.
But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it's being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.
*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.
And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you'll look exaktly like them other stars.
Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.
I'll prove it.
Here's a few pics. I bet you kan't pick out which of these is a pic of me.
Is it This?
This?
Or this?
Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.
Scroll down for the originals
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Ahahahaha. Konned. XD
Its really easy to identify a klansmen :
He responds to the call "botak" and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.
After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.
Without further ado, here's a group photo of some of us! :D
From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly handBending over : Wei Han, Wei Kwang
This post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here's the link to the original post.
..... And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D
From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, LesterKlick here to see an enlarged image!
Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
A B C D
riddle from my dad :
(you need to know Mandarin to answer this riddle)
A B C D
A B C D
between A and C which one is taller ??
after a very long time,
none of us can answer
and then he finally reveal the answer.........
A 比 C 底
A 比 C 底
The Follow-Up To Yien's Joke
One of her jokes reminded me about another incident when I was playing Warcraft.
A few players were chatting in a chat channel. It all happened very quickly.
A : What do you call a deer with no eye?
A : No Idea!
C : lol
B : lol
C : What do you call a lion with no eye?
A : Lon!
B : lol
C : What do you call a tiger with no eye?
B : tger!
A : tger!
C : What do you call a giraffe with no eye?
A : graffe!
B : graffe!
C : What do you call a shellfish with no eye?
A : Shellfsh!
B : Shellfsh!
C : Wrong! Shellfishes don't have eyes.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Jokes , YES its kinda lame ! =D
Thanks to YIENy for the following jokes ....
What's a deer with no 'eye' ?
No I-dea !
Why are penguin white on the front and black on the back ?
Because their hands are so very small , they can only clean thier front !
What's the animal who is the most stingy ?
Horse - because when they gallop , there's the sound ' ke-de-kut kedekut kedekut '
Monday, June 23, 2008
Chicken Farm
Johnny decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Johnny, 'I think I'm planting them too deep la.'
Pictures : John aka Siah Say Yeong
"Wow!! I m posting.... "
That was his caption from his friendster site.
Jigsaw puzzle
Two (retards) walk into a bar, each ordered a drink. They sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!”
About five minutes later, another (retard) walked in, ordered a drink, and joined the other two cheering.
Finally, another (retard) walked in with what looks like a picture. He puts the picture in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others,
“51 days! 51 days!!
The Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walked over to discover that the picture is a Jigsaw Puzzle.
He walks over to one of the (retards) and asked, “What on earth are you doing??”"
Well,” the (retard) says, “everyone thinks that we are very stupid, so we proved them wrong.
On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
*i do not look down on retards, (retard) is only used as a substitute to a race that is very closely related to stupidity, but of course, it would be very offensive to the Indians.........oops.
joking laaaa.........
i have a lot of Indian frens and none of them are stupid (yeah right)
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Paradoxical Quotes !
"To prepare for important exams, people are actually skipping school to study."
-Tanzy
"就算是 believe ，中间也藏有一个 lie... "
"Even for the word believe, there is a lie in the middle"
-Ken Chang
(exactly in the middle! I'll take that as a sign for any beliefs :P jk)
The following quote by Shaun was said when i could not perform a stunt with a tennis ball where i have to toss only 1 ball at a time out of a container and catch it with my hands.
Since there are a total of 3 balls in the container, the challenge is to control my strenght to be able to get all 3 balls out at a time.
(It is a lot harder that it sounds!)
He said that cause he can do it and i can't, although he had twice the number of tries i had.
"JS, you're so stupid, all you can do is study."
-Shaun
*Though the latter quote does not qualify as a paradox since it isn't true.
Waaatuduuu . . . Since, we all know about Shaun and his studies (just 'average', nothing to be proud of), I decided to let him have his moment or joy ~
Scandal
Husband: They reckon that the milkman had slept with every women in this neighbourhood except for 1.
Wife: I bet it's that stuck-up Jane at number 37.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Collars
From ' the office '
" I do not see you people as wearing blue-collared shirts and white collared shirts , do you know why ? "
...???
" Because I'm collared-blind "
Chei Thai and his lame jokes
为什么青豆跌倒后变红豆？
(why does the green bean become a red bean after falling)
应为青豆流血。
(because the green bean is bleeding)
-_-
为什么小鸟飞过飞机时掉下来？
(why did the bird fall down when it is flying pass an aeroplane ?)
应为飞机太大声，小鸟用手盖着耳朵。
(because the aeroplane is too loud, the bird use it's hand to cover it's ears.)
much much more jokes(both lame and funny at the same time) from Chei Thai coming soon.
Reply to Joy at the CC by Chuan Zheng
Ref : Joy at the CC
Chuan Zheng told me :
"Jei Shian, why you put my cute picture? Steal from my blog one leh . . . Got copyright one you know?"
He's just joking . . . . I do hope he is.
Joy at the CC
These stuff happened during our Chinese Class.
A : [says a bad word]
Jasper : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said a bad word!
Jian Liang : 老师, 他讲"臭话"!
Teacher, He said "bad word"!
In another occasion,
Chuan Zheng : Teacher, i've chosen you to write my testimonial. I have always trusted you.
Teacher : It's my pleasure.
Chuan Zheng : [Smiles] :)
Teacher : [repeats herself] It's my pressure.
Later on, the teacher was talking to Chuan Zheng again.
Teacher :
庄正为什么你不要去?
Chuan Zheng, why you don't want do go (to that event)? There will be a lot of pretty girls you know?
Chuan Zheng :
老师, 不要骗人.
Teacher, don't lie to me.
Teacher :
"有美女, 但是你不够 standard."
"There will be pretty girls, but you're not up to it."
After seeing the look on Chuan Zheng's face, the teacher decided to apologise.
"对不起."
"Sorry."
The smile on his face returned. But not for long. The teacher haven't finished what she wanted to say yet.
"对不起, 我态坦白了"
"Sorry, I was being too frank/too honest."
If anyone is curious, here's his pic.
*Chuan Zheng, if you're reading this, i did not mean to insult you. I was just telling it as it is, exactly (according to what i remember) as what had happened.
After that, the teacher mentioned about "A Gua"s /Transexuals. When her son asked her what are "A Gua"s, she told us that she took him to some A Gua street to show him.
This is her way of edicating her son.
Then someone said (It's Chuan Zheng or Johnny Ho. Chuan Zheng said that it's Johnny) :
"老师, 带我去看 A Gua"
"Teacher, take me to see the transeuxals."
Jian Liang
"你自己去照镜子啦."
"You go and look in the mirror lah."
After that, the teacher mentioned about "A Gua"s /Transexuals. When her son asked her what are "A Gua"s, she told us that she took him to some A Gua street to show him.
This is her way of edicating her son.
Then someone said (It's Chuan Zheng or Johnny Ho. Chuan Zheng said that it's Johnny) :
"老师, 带我去看 A Gua"
"Teacher, take me to see the transeuxals."
Jian Liang
"你自己去照镜子啦."
"You go and look in the mirror lah."
Friday, June 20, 2008
Wei Kwang vs Tanzy : Part 1 Wei Kwang's 10 Ways To Die
One day, Wei Kwang and Tanzy were fighting as usual.
That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.
This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :
That day, they got bored of fist fights and decided to illustrate how the other will die.
This is Wei Kwang's little note to Tanzy :
Click here for the complete and enlarged version
Conversation in der Canteen
Jie Xian
Les, u remember that Wei Han said, "Friendship is the best ship in the world"?
This time, Ian said just now, "Hardship is the hardest ship is the world"
Les and I laughed. Ian overheard us.
Ian
Hah Ha. This joke is so funny I'm sure it's going to be in Der Book Of Joy.
At that time, I told him, "No, no . . . " But I just couldn't resist it.
Because he was too funny XD
Comic : Surpriseeeeeeee!!!!!
Click me for a surprise ending!
*By clicking me you are verifying that you want to view 18sx material and i'm not responsible for offending you
The comment by Xian Lum is the best :
The comment by Xian Lum is the best :
Important Announcement !!!
You Need To Say The Password The Next Time You Read Der Book.
So now I'm telling all of you the password. You have to say it into your mic when the voice recognition software is ready.
This is the password. Practice it. Recite it, until you can do it really really quickly.
I N V J S
AHAHAHA I know you do! XD
Wei Han refused to say it out. When Foo said it out, he said irritatedly : "Why you envy him?"
ps : i'm JS = Jie Xian
Hsuang : Tanzy's Suggestion
Hsuang.
Despite hearing it numerous times from Shaun and Tanzy when they are teasing Wei Kwang , none of us knew what "Hsuang" meant, until Wei Han told me while he was praising her photoshop skills.
I agree with him. I've never touched Photoshop before.
So this is what Hsuang means, according to Wei Han.
Hsu Li + Wei Kwang = Hsuang
After telling them what it meant, something hit me. We all know that
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina
Notice how the guy's name is followed by the girl's.
So I told Wei Kwang :
Jie Xian : "Wei Kwang, shouldn't your name be in front, based on Brangelina?"
Tanzy answered after 5 seconds : "We should call him Kwali!"
Wei Kwang + Hsu Li = Kwali (kuali = frying pan/wok)
Tyo Wei Keat Has Factory Potential Too!
I was walking nearby when two people who were shorter than me (shorties), made some comments.
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
"Jei Shian, 你的头发很好笑."
"Jei Shian, your hair very funny."
Me :
[Looks at their hair (2 cm long at its longest) and laughs, but decides to enJOY the joke by not answering back]
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
其实你很帅的. 但是长到太高了.
Actually you're handsome, but you are too tall.
Me :
[Surprised that this came from them and chose took it as a compliment and laughs together]
Tyo Wei Keat (and Johnny) :
太高不好, 太高不好. [shakes thier head]
你的女朋友需要爬楼梯去kiss你.
Too tall no good, too tall no good. [shakes thier head]
Your girlfriend need to climb up stairs to kiss you.
I used "(and Johnny) " because it looked to me like Wei Keat was doing all the talking and Johnny was just adding on.
Shaun and the rest, but especially Shaun, i know you will have a lot to say about me.
eg : NANSENSE!/ They blind la.
Let me have my moment of Joy la please.
Lee Meng : Back in Action
This was a part of my Msn personal message.
"derbookofjoy.blogspot.com Whatever has happened to the "bioknight"? ahahaa"
Lee Meng's previous email was bioknight91. He has just changed it to a more . . . reasonable one.
This is what he has to say.
"erm? i have eyes 2 see
"The bioknight....went for bio class."
Xian :
"You CPU.. .u need to take in my orders."
"What CPU?"
Lee Meng :
"I monitor, u CPU!!!!"
The conversation ended there.
But I've just realised that it is the CPU that actually gives orders to the monitor.
But Lee Meng gave a comment :
-
dont u understand?
without de monitor....
u cant operate de CPU!!
Mrs Yap EST comments
Today in EST class... Our teacher was Mrs Yap...\
Mrs Yap was giving away our EST papers... ( The essay one) and as usual, made sarcastic remarks about our papers..
She said to me,
" aR YOU ar??? Your paper still got so much space!!! You write about the environment and you waste paper?????"
And this went on for a few students... Namely Eng Hoe...
Then it came to Chong ( Afiq for your info)
" Ar this one!!!! This one write the best one, mosquitoes got AIDS????"
And the laughs went booommm.....
Chei Thai
today we got most of our exam papers back and as usual, Chei Thai did well
inside the LRT, I met him and asked
me: 你有去补习吗 ?(do u go for tuitions?)
CT: 有，在家里补. (ya, tuition at home)
me: ?? private tutor ??
CT: (shake head) 姑姑教.
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! (the whole train like wtf)
CT: (at first confuse, and then give a -_- look)
ahahah wtf
if u do not understand this, it's probably a good thing.
and Chei Thai is a complete goody boy, he wasn't aware that wad he said would sound obscene, it was all me >.< and my *ish ish ish* mind
Lester meets a Girl
Lester, like every guy in the world, gets attracted to Pretty girls
so, one day
we met at a mamak stall and he proudly announce that he just saw the most "Beautiful" girl on earth
Lester: just now i saw the most beautiful girl in Sunway pyramid
us: then ?
Lester: when our eyes meet, i was like Walao-eh. my heart skipped a beat.
Tun hong (who was with him): LOL, then he go crash into a board.
us: LOLOL, wtf ! wad happened ?
Lester: (trying to justify wad happened) she so d*mn pretty, i can't take my eyes off her when I was walking until i crashed into a signboard.
Tun Hong: LOL, the girl looking at him somemore. Then he look at us and scold us, as if we pushed him into the board like dat
us: LOLOLOL wtf lololol.
lester: she really d*mn nice la. -_-
although Lester swear she's the prettiest girl on earth, at least in Msia, experience taught us not to bliv him when it comes to girls.
Don't Know If You Have Seen This - 2 Chinese Boy's - That Way
Just a random post to welcome back The Book ! Will take some time to settle down and then.... Joy shall come again!
Banner in Guitar Store for guitar tuners i think
Music and MOEning ! Nicole Schwerzinger or whatever her name is should get this to improve her song " Breathe " if you know what i mean...
Wei Han's opinion on the word culture
...Biology period
The teacher answers a student " It is their culture "
And Wei Han goes " Why got culture , no Goature ? "
Fun with Forming Nouns (from derbook)
Today . . . . . EST Period ! We were given work on none other than FORMING NOUNS !
So here's some examples from the papers we were given and also common ones :
apply - application
describe - description
wise - wisdom
king - kingdom
neighbour - neighbourhood
joy - joyfulness
curd - curdish
Here are the SPECIAL nouns formed by our very special joyees ( Jie Xian , Lee Meng , Wei Kwang , Wei Han ) !
con - condom
depart - department
health - healthility
robin - robinhood
teeth - tits
rub - rubbish
No worries , it was just jokes/mistakes , they all scored A's for thier English Tests :D
o yes ! I also noticed somebody else spelling FOREHEAD as FALLHEAD
Friday, May 30, 2008
smartest
The Russians dug 1000 ft in the ground and found copper wire;
they declared Russia had electricity 1000 years back.
US dug and found optical fiber and declared US had telephone 2000 years back.
A sardar in India found nothing.
Then said oye we had wireless technology 5000 years back.
Water formula
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Boy: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: what r u talking about?
Boy: Yesterday u said H to O.
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