New York Park

Walking in a New York park , John saw a boy being attacked by a stray dog. A passer-by saw this too and immediately jumped to the boy's rescue. Catching the dog , he punched it to death. A reporter for a local New York paper caught sight of all this and took pictures for a front page picture on the following day's edition. The reporter approached the hero and he said , " Your heroic act will be published in tommorow's paper under the headline , " BRAVE NEW YORKER RESCUES BOY "

" I am not from New York " said the hero

" Oh , in that case we will use the headline : BRAVE AMERICAN RESCUES BOY FROM WILD DOG. "

" I am not an American either " said the brave hero

on being asked who he really is , he replied " I am a Pakistani "







The next day , on the front page of the NEW YORK PAPERs , were the headline

MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST CLUBS DOG TO DEATH IN NEW YORK PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINK TO AL-QAEDA*