Disco

It was the first time Ah Boy had gone to a disco. He was invited by his friend who told him its a place he must visit at least once. As he looked around , he muttered to the person next to him , " This is a fantastic place and the people are awesome. Look at that chick over there with dyed yellow hair , tight pink jeans that fit like a leopard skin ; ten-inch high boots..."

" That , " said the person standing next to Ah Boy , " is not a chick. That's my son. "


" Oh I'm sorry , " said Ah Boy , blushing with embarrassment. " I didn't know you were his father "




" I'm not , I'm his mother "