中秋节快乐！

"Last time people used to pray to the moon, esp during Mid Autumn Festival. But they stopped after US landed on the moon. They said that you're praying to the US flag"

-My father

Japanese Supplies

A Frenchman, a German guy, and a Japanese guy show up for their first day of at the factory

The supervisor takes one look at the Frenchman and says "You look smart, you be an engineer."

He takes one look at the German guy and says "You look strong. You operate the machinery."

After examining the Japanese guy for some time, he says "you don't look like much of anything. Why don't you go help out with the supplies?"

So they go off to work, but the entire day nobody sees the Japanese guy.
On the next day, the Frenchman and German guy come to work at the factory but they don't see the Japanese guy.
Another two days go by and the Japanese guy still hasn't shown up to work.
The next day the Boss asks the Frenchman and German guy if they've seen the Japanese guy.
Just then, the Japanese guy pops up from behind some boxes and yells "Supplies!"

Definition of Speed Limit

Speed Limit (speed lim-it)
n.

1. The number in the middle of the red circle.
2. How much the car(s) ahead of you is limiting your speed.

Leo wants a favour

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Labour day post :

http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/2009/04/leo-so-high-so-low.html

The Confession

ahahah i knew it :D

Real Life Stories : Wrong Number, Michael.

My friend, LYY, a guy received a message :

"Hi, I'm Michael, the guy you met at steamwork yesterday, can you give me your time tonight?"

We laughed and assumed steamwork is a bar or a nightclub and the girl Michael met probably gave him the wrong number on purpose.

So he replied back :

"Ok, meet me at Aloha (another bar/club) tonight."

Michael responded :

"Honey, i dont know where is aloha, i perfer to go to steamwork"

We had the cold shivers and LYY ignored him, but he got 2 messages from Michael reminding him that he has not replied yet. Then LYY said :

"ok laaa, can you pick me up then we go steamwork together ok?"

Michael said:

"Ok, where shall I pick you up from?"

Upon reading that, i told LYY to reply back :

"You can pick me up from aloha lah"

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Later my friend asked Michael to pick up his darling from the curve because he wanted to see Michael's face. But LYY wasn't free suddenly to do so.

One day later LYY told me that he has asked Michael :

"darling you got digi number or not? sms to maxis very expensive ..."

A few days later, Michael smsed him back with a new digi number with his new company phone. "I got Digi already"



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A week later, LYY showed me antoher message :

"are you just like other guys who will just use me once and throw me away?"

Michael replied after a few hours

"Darling, im a 30 years old professional engineer with a stable job and I am sincere"

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I was curious as to what steamwork was.

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!!O M F G !!

Michael, if you're reading this, thanks for making us laugh XD, and i really hope i got the "steamwork" wrong.

To be updated, if LYY decides to continue horsing around.

Leo : So High & So Low

Ah Beng and the rat

Based on a true story........



One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...

one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....

Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....

Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....

Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....

Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???

Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....

Ah Beng:(Rofl)


ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only

KCS : Sore Throat

KCS showed me a sms convo between him and his friend.

J : Wey please help me ask teacher whether I can resit the exam another day. i'm sick...

KCS : Unfortunately today i got sore throat... cannot ask teacher.

J : =.= Zzz then ask Ian to ask for me

KCS : lol ... he sore throat also

J : fuck off

KCS laughed while showing me the sms. "Haha he dulan already!"

Sleep walking dog ! lol

Bizkit, the Sleepwalking Dog @ Yahoo! Video