Physics

Q 5(b) Does the object continue to move after i comes to rest ? If yes, how high will it go up the slope before it comes to rest.


A : No. There is an elephant in the way.


HAhah
the student got frustrated after answering halfway and comes up with a brilliant idea.
I give him full marks if I'm his teacher. Elephant is cute too.

Ask Dogbert - Part 1

Ask Dogbert
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Dogbert answers your tough questions with tough love.

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Dear Dogbert,

Who should I vote for in the presidential election?

Dwayne


Dear Drain,

Your vote only helps if you are smarter than the average voter. In other words, the country will be okay if you sit this one out.

Sincerely,


Dogbert

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Dear Dogbert,

How can I quickly lose 20 pounds of ugly fat?

Craig


Dear Crud,

Try cutting off your head. Yes, I know it’s an old joke. But that doesn’t make it bad advice.


Sincerely,


Dogbert

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Dear Dogbert,

How can I make money off of this whole global warming thing?

Albert


Dear Allbutt,

Try buying life insurance and standing neck-deep in the ocean.

Sincerely,


Dogbert

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Dear Dogbert,

There's a girl I like that probably doesn't like me. There's another girl that likes me a lot, but I only like her a little. Assuming they are both relatively attractive, which should I go for?

Tim


Dear Tomb,

The one who likes you obviously has some perception problems. That sort of thing doesn't get better. Go for the one who probably doesn't like you and hope you get lucky and hit a window where she wants to get revenge on her ex.

Sincerely,


Dogbert

Custard ?

Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the Queen of England.


One of the dignitaries present requests the Queen, "Pass the Wine you Divine !".


Sardarji thought - "How poetic and intelligent!".

Sardarji doesn't want to be left out, so, he also wants to say a rhyming sentence.

After thinking awhile,
he asks the British ambassador sitting next to him,


"Pass the custard you bastard".

Black sheep...

A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

Ungliest Woman

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. God says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Poof ! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen. The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Poof ! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?" He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them."


She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

The Dilbert Newsletter 68.0 - Part 1

TRUE TALES OF INDUHVIDUALS
===========================

Here are some true tales of people who put the duh in induhvidual.



"Locally we have a grocery chain called Bi-Lo. We were sitting around the office one day talking about living on farms and drinking milk from the cows.

One girl said she wouldn't drink milk from a cow, only milk from Bi-Lo. The stunned silence was deafening."



"My business partner and his wife were traveling out west and decided to visit Hoover Dam.
As they neared this great engineering feat she noticed all the power lines extending from the dam and commented to him, 'Gee, I never would have guessed it takes so much power to run a dam."

Chee Foong : Joker - Part 2

Johnny : Weh! Joker from Batman die already you know!


Chee Foong : How you knew he died? HE TELL YOU AH?

Foo - Joker (Batman)

Today in physics class , Wei han asked " How did the actor for The Joker of the new batman movie die (heath ledger) ?




Foo , not knowing how said " He act as Joker create too much jokes laugh die "

Sadarji : "Racist? Serve Him Right!"

2 Sadarjis were having their holidays in Malaysia. B went into a souvenir shop and came out right away. So A was confused.



A : Why did you walk out of the shop right after you went in?


B : That shopkeeper is a racist! Right after I stepped into his shop, he had to close it. I better buy my souvenirs from the other shop over there insted of from this racist.


A : Are you sure he closed right after you entered?


B : Yes! I remember. When I went in the shop there's a sign hanging on the door that says 'Open'. After I went in for 3 seconds and turned around, I saw the 'Closed' sign instead. WTH, he change the sign so fast, I didn't even notice.


A : You did the right thing. Serve him right for being a racist!

Criminals

<_kr4m3r> : So many f**ucking criminals, its bullshit



foniks`> : heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die

foniks`> : and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"

foniks`> : what'd u think they'd say?
















foszor[bg]> : something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

Archers

Once upon a time, there was an archery contest.

The first archer, wearing a cape covering his face, lines up in position…

He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM…… WILLIAM TELL!!! The crowd cheers!

The second archer with a long cape lines up in position.He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts WILLIAM TELLS’s arrow into two!!!He takes off his cape and screams: I AM……ROBIN HOOD!!!!! The crowd cheers!!

Finally, the third archer in cape lines up in position…

He fires his arrow!! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!!

Then the man takes off his cape and screams:


"I AM…… SORRY."

IQ Question! Test Your IQ Here Right Now!

I came up with an IQ question all by myself! Here it is :

"Find the suitable word that comes next in the series."

For Example,

1. Big
2. Bigger
3. ???

The superlative of big is biggest. It's easy. Just add a "-est" behind the word.

The real question will be more challenging.







Here's the real question :




"Find the suitable word that comes next in the series."

1. Pin
2. Pinner
3. ???

What's comes next?


(Remember to say it out aloud to make it easier to obtain an accurate answer!)


You thinking what i'm thinking? *wink* *wink*







PS : It came to my mind when the physics teacher repeated "Thinnest copper wire" a few times, stressing on the word "Thinnest" , "Thinnest", "Thinnest". =D

Voon Ho : 唐诗

Our Chinese language teacher was asking us :


"什么是唐诗的特征?"

"What is the speciality/features of Tang Dynasty poetry?"


(For example, it should be "有押韵/rhymes")





Smart Voon Ho answered:

"很甜"

"Very Sweet"

("Tang" sounds the same as sugar in Chinese)

Shuffler vs Breakdancer : The Series

11/7

Look what i've found on Youtube! AHAHA another angle and a high quality version of The Comedy!

21/6 :

Part 3 : The Parody is ready!!!


18/6 :

Shufflers and breakdancers from Class 5 Kensett displaying their talent on Teachers' Day.

This took about 10-11 hours altogether. ';.;' Seriously. Cause i don't know anything.

When i told Shaun about this, Shaun said : "Good! You're dedicated to Der Book." =.=

PS : Part 2 is waaay better






Shuffler vs Breakdancer : Part 1/2






Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 2/2





Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 3 : The Parody




Isn't it supposed to be Part 3/2, you may think. But it doesn't exist. Unles you failed your maths like Ryan did, last time. =D.


Another angle + High quality version of The Comedy!




Please give me some comments / ratings on Youtube!

Btw, there's a comment on Part 2 :

duccyz :

This is terrible man wtf is with the breaker =="
u do relise that u cant battle with 2 different styles=="

buh the first shuffler from part one was FUNNY MAN its so bad i feel sorry for him

My First Time in a Lighting Shop : Maruzen

Wow.

I've just been to a lighting shop for the first time in my life and what I will be seeing later was totally unexpected and out of this world.





Wah . . so many types of lamps. But those are not all. there's also the :

"Casper Lamp"



"Candle-Lamp"



Duno what lamp is this ._.



This one looks more like a toilet bowl~






They even have lamps that belong in a castle

That's not all. They also sell many Chinese stuff , like :

Guy with the calmest expression ever

How you doin' ? - Joey Tribiani

Even got Matthew Ooi!



Also got Emo Shaun!

However, there's one particular lamp I've spotted that is above the rest - A toilet lamp.


It's so good that I will not hesitate to buy it for any hot chick to put in her toilet.

You know, to admire the lamp while having a relaxing bath or shower.


The strange thing is that looks so normal, unexpensive, simple, unelegant mosy importantly, forgettable for a lamp which is to be given to a hot chick.


Why in the world would I want such a lamp? You will know why after I've shown it to you :





Without further ado, here is The Lamp :D

Can you see it?

Can you see the best toilet lamp ever?

No? I'll give you another angle.

How about now?

Spotted THE BEST toilet lamp ever?














Let me point it out to you then.








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:D :P =D =P XD XP

Ahahaha!

Lame Jokes Time...

Where cant a fish move because it has no more power ?



IKANO POWER CENTRE
(Ikan no power centre)

Why is Osama two-thirds (2/3) of a woman ?

Because he is a WanTed man (1/3)

Parking Fine

Ah Beng went to his car and saw a "Parking Fine" ticket.


Then he wrote "thanks for the compliment" behind the ticket and stick it at a pole.




enJOYing Sunday

Husband: Today is Sunday and I've decided to enjoy it. So, I brought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why 3 tickets ??

Husband: 1 for you and 2 for your parents.



What Sex

One Sardar was filling up an application form for a job.
He filled the columns for NAMES, AGE, ADDRESS and etc.

Then the column SEX.
He wasn't sure what to write there. After much thinking he wrote TWICE A WEEK.

Someone saw what he wrote in the form and told him he was wrong, and he should fill in either male or female.

Again the sardar thought for a long time before writing BOTH, BUT PREFERABLY FEMALE.

A Video I Found In My Teacher's Thumbdrive : Funny Babies and Children !!!

When I opened my teacher's thumbdrive originally given to me to help her do work, look what I've stumbled upon :



The ending is the best!!!







Thank Pn Chong SL for the vid she "gave" me. AHAHAHAHA!

A must Watch , AMAZING BRICK BREAKING , watch till the end !

Illiterate ?

illiterate is better than being dumb

Voon Ho : Family Day

We were bickering on what we should sell on the upcoming Family Day.


Someone suggested that we sell Choclate Cakes.




Then Voon Ho said :


"You can MAKE you own one"

Leo = Man of Steel

We were outside the Pavillion GSC after a movie and was talking while leaning on the railing when suddenly Leo realised he had **** of steel !

O yea , lazy to make to post , so here's another , saw this in a ' PAN MEEN ' shop near Bukit Segar......Anyone wants to try the french ? fried...

authors + joyees SUBWAY ONE-FOOTER + double meat DAY !

We had been planning it for a whole week and last Saturday after MBSSKL's Family Day .... Finally , we got to get a go at THE DREAM SUBWAY SANDWICH which is ONE-FOOT or 12 inches in length and also DOUBLE THE MEAT !



Well , Lester and Tanzy each got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT B.M.T sandwich , I got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT Terriyaki sandwich , Jie Xian and Wei Kwang shared a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT I forgot what sandwich , meld i think and Leo Wen Pul only ate a 6-incher and has regretted and wanting to try the ONE-FOOTER ever since.





Here's 3 out of 4 of the ONE-FOOTER's...





Here's Tanzy's sandwich....






My sandwich.....

All 4 ONE-FOOTER's...

Another....

Lester , getting high while taking the first bite into his first portion of teh ONE-FOOTER...

Jie Xian and Leo tucking in...

Wei Kwang getting all ' Godzilla'ed ' eating his first ever Subway sandwich.....

Tanzy starting his quest to finish the FOOT-LONG....

Me starting mine.....

Only mine wasn't cut into half cause i requested , so here's the whole in my hand...

Jie Xian tends to be quite fussy about what he wants in food , so thus , probably SUBWAY's MOST PECULIAR LOOKING SANDWICH EVER was born because he was so fussy about what he wanted , no veggies and like x8 olives....

Does this look appetising ?....

Then Jie Xian took out a stash of OTAK-OTAK that he bought from the family day as he had too much coupon courtesy of his mom wanting to donate a hundred bucks to the school(he sold 20bucks of coupons to Wei Kwang for ten and ended up having to think of ways to finish 80bucks in a couple of hours) , so there , his stash of 60 otak-otaks which he was kind enough to share a couple with us but then kept the rest for his family.....

BTW , he put ALL THOSE OTAK's in his bag and when he opened his bag , the smell of otak-otak's literally filled the whole SUBWAY joint and the sheet of paper in his bag was all wet from the steam from the otak's...

O YES , we did leave a hurricane of a mess behind...




In the end , Lester finished his Sandwich in GODLIKE speed and didn't look too full at all and I finished mine like 10 minutes later while Tanzy ate only a little more than half of it and couldnt continue so he finished it later in the cinema while watching Hancock ...

So there you are , the ONE-FOOTER adventure , if you are interested in going on a ONE-FOOTER challege / adventure yourselves , please do invite us too :D especially Leo who was talking about wanting it today for the whole day.

The Hand Of God

Meet Foo Tun God.





Foo Tun God was adapted from Tun Hong's quote from some time ago.


It started with a centipede he caught it a bottle which he named Foo Tun Pede, after shaking it around.


A few days later, Leo Wen Pul caught a cockroach and called it --- Leo Wen Croach .___.

Korean Comic : GOAL!!! . . . Shit ... Phew ..... SHIT!!!!!!

Phew, he almost hit the pile of dung . . .

Click here to see the ending!

"Honest"

The teacher was testing her students on the word "honest".


Teacher : "If I say Ah Seng is honest, what does that mean?"


Everyone knows that Ah Seng lies all the time. They were all laughing. But someone came up with a reply :



















"Teacher, it means that you're not."

Extract from a book i came across earlier

.....(The average human has 60,000 thoughts per day :; that's the average , Stephen Hawking has 6 million and Kevin Flederline , 6).......

Korean Comic : Sneaky sneaky ~~

Click here for the ending!

Wei Kwang : Funniest Essay Ever !!!!!! 最好笑的文章/作文!!!!

这是真的考试作答!

This is a REAL EXAM ANSWER by the almighty Wei Kwang. Seriously.


The question was a 完成故事. This was the given 开头.





Here's a snippet. It's directly after the beginning.





Here's the links to the essay.

• Page 1 - 第一页
  
• Page 2 - 第二页
• Page 3 - 第三页
• Page 4 - 第四页

Even the Vice President of the Prefect Board, Anthony Khoo couldn't stand laughing at his essay during class.

We all know he should be the School Captain as he is respected by all.
But it did not go that way cause he is not an ass kisser, if you know what I mean.



35 marks ...The worst part is i only got about 5 marks more than him, and the teacher even said :

"杰贤, 有进步了"

"You have improved"

---______----




Another of WK's wonderful answers :

In an essay some time ago, he used the phrase "法歌"


Bio paper 2 : Name the structure labelled X (the answer is corpus luteum, something like that)








His answer : Dragon Ball




I will translate it later. The sad part is that many Chinese terms do not convey the same message in english.


Actually, his mandarin is good but we all wonder what made him do this in his mid year examminations.


Thanks to Ian for helping me find the needed tool in Photoshop~

BAD player

Lee Meng, again........



one lame morning,

Lee Meng pop out and say " He is a BAD player"


Us: " Why ?"

Lee Meng points at a guy holding a racquet and say



"Becoz he plays BADminton"

Us: -____-

Odd team in Euro 2008

Today in school during recess , Srigiritharan came up to me suddenly and this conversation took place..




Sri : " *sigh* , see you la , Germany lose already la ! "

Me : " ?? I dont support Germany what "

Sri : " Then who you support ? "

Me : " *trying to be funny* Brazil "

Sri : " Haha , Brazil lose also right ? "

Me : " *wth ?* Euro got Brazil ke ? "

Sri : " O ! "

Everyone around starts to laugh

Sri : " I was talking about World Cup 2002 la actually you....."

Then his voice was drowned out by the laughters of the people around as he desperately tries to save himself , The End. Too bad i dont have a pic of Para's uncontrollable laughter upon hearing Sri's blurness

The Wonderful Cyber World

These are from a chat channel in mIRC


ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.

chrislmb> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.

ben174> : Where u work?

chrislmb> : I'm the Chief Technical Officer at LowerMyBills.com

*** Ben174 (BenWright@LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)






t-wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named Robert

rdawg20> you don't live in Hope Mills do you?

t-wolf> ya, why man?

rdawg20> lol, just wondering, was her name Alisson?

t-wolf> you m*th*r f**ker

Funny Signatures/Quotes You've Never Heard Of Before

None are mine.




"I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. It said it isn't long enough. :(



"I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section."



"Where you from? Circus?"




"When a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart."






"You Enjoy Myself"








i8b4u : d-_-b

bonynomore : how u make that inverted b?

bonynomore : wait

bonynomore : never mind

Smart teacher

A new foreign teacher was unable to control the class.

The students were talking and laughing loudly without giving any attention or respect to him.

The teacher can't stand it anymore,
He wants to send the noisiest student out of the class, but don't know how to put it in English...

Then, he came up with a brilliant idea.........

He went near the noisiest student and shouted "follow me". The student followed out of the class.

Now the teacher turn back and shout "Don't follow me!! " and went inside the class.

国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : English

It's a Taiwanese show, set in Taiwan where people don't really speak English much.

They were talking about tuition classes in their childhood.



A says :

In my tuition centre, English class, they taugh me this song :


"What you want for dinner? I want reese.

What you want for dinner? I want reese.

I want reese. I want reese."



[Everyone laughs at A]




B says :

I thought it's rice?




A says :

I don't know, I pronounce it as reese since that is what they taught me.



B says :

I also have a friend who definitely came from the same tuition centre as you.

We were in a restaurant in Canada when the waiter asked my friend :



"Are you finished?"




He replied :


"No, no. No"




[Shakes head, waves his hand and crinkles his nose]










"I'm James."

To Trap a Gorrila

Chuan Zheng was hiding behind the door when ...





To Chuan Zheng : =P

Wei Han : "36 seconds. watering the gorilla."

国光帮帮忙 The Gang of Guo Guang : A Snippet

Finally my favorite Chinese show of all time is back after the hosts were caught for taking drugs.


The question they were asking was :


What your wives advice you to do before you go overseas, away from your wives, to work on a movie?





A :


"我老婆叫我带多一点保险"

directly translated - My wife asks me to bring a bit more "insurance"



B :

"我老婆叫自爱多一点"

directly translated - My wife asks me to "love myself" more a bit.

......

What's the opposite of right ?




Wrong







What's the opposite of left ?





Came







*crickets*

Use hand to eat rice

this 1 is from Chei Thai :

why do Malays like to eat their food with hands ??

.
.
.
coz.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
their legs very dirty.


-_-

The Krew Kut Klan (KKK*)

yes, its KKK* with the silent asterisk so that it is not to be confused with another klan.




DISCLAIMER


BY READING ANY FURTHER IF YOU ARE VERFYING THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH:



1)The Ku Klux Klan

2)The Botak Gang/Geng

3)The Crew Cut Clan

4)Anyone who uses a "c" when it is actually a 'k' sound (in the beginning of a word)

There's loads of benefits being a klansman :

Fire and foremost, you will have the ability to have a karpet-like surface so that you kan massage your hand anytime, anywhere.

But the big difference is that you kan aktually what a karpet is going through when it's being rubbed. For you, the kombination of hand & head goodness kan only be deskribed as orgasmic*.

*There are videos proving just that. That is soon to come.

And if you only fokus on the top portion of your head, you'll look exaktly like them other stars.

Eg. : Will Smith, Akon, Justin Timberlake, etc.



I'll prove it.



Here's a few pics. I bet you kan't pick out which of these is a pic of me.

Is it This?

This?

Or this?














Quick! Pick one before you proceed further.





Scroll down for the originals







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.

Ahahahaha. Konned. XD










Its really easy to identify a klansmen :


He responds to the call "botak" and certain species, like the lestus siewpien have been sighted to have a tendency to rub its head when laughing.


After many weeks, many unexpected people have joined us by shaving their heads. A definite proof of peer pressure in action.



Without further ado, here's a group photo of some of us! :D

From left to right, top row : JS, Shaun, Tun Hong, Tanzy, Lee Meng, Anson, unknown ugly hand
Bending over : Wei Han, Wei Kwang

This post was taken and edited SetapakKopi.blogspot.kom. Here's the link to the original post.

..... And we leave you with a Hidden Mickey =D

From left to right : Wei Han, Tun Hong, Lester

Klick here to see an enlarged image!

Try to spot the Hidden Chee Fong!

A B C D

riddle from my dad :
(you need to know Mandarin to answer this riddle)


A B C D

A B C D

between A and C which one is taller ??





after a very long time,
none of us can answer


and then he finally reveal the answer.........


A 比 C 底

A 比 C 底

The Follow-Up To Yien's Joke

One of her jokes reminded me about another incident when I was playing Warcraft.

A few players were chatting in a chat channel. It all happened very quickly.



A : What do you call a deer with no eye?

A : No Idea!

C : lol

B : lol

C : What do you call a lion with no eye?

A : Lon!

B : lol

C : What do you call a tiger with no eye?

B : tger!

A : tger!

C : What do you call a giraffe with no eye?

A : graffe!

B : graffe!

C : What do you call a shellfish with no eye?

A : Shellfsh!

B : Shellfsh!







C : Wrong! Shellfishes don't have eyes.

Jokes , YES its kinda lame ! =D

Thanks to YIENy for the following jokes ....





What's a deer with no 'eye' ?

No I-dea !







Why are penguin white on the front and black on the back ?

Because their hands are so very small , they can only clean thier front !







What's the animal who is the most stingy ?

Horse - because when they gallop , there's the sound ' ke-de-kut kedekut kedekut '

Reality TV - Leo Wen Pul

Leo Wen Pul mimicking some Manga character

Chicken Farm

Johnny decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Johnny, 'I think I'm planting them too deep la.'

Pictures : John aka Siah Say Yeong

"Wow!! I m posting.... "

That was his caption from his friendster site.

Jigsaw puzzle

Two (retards) walk into a bar, each ordered a drink. They sit down and start toasting and cheering, “51 days! 51 Days!!”

About five minutes later, another (retard) walked in, ordered a drink, and joined the other two cheering.

Finally, another (retard) walked in with what looks like a picture. He puts the picture in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others,
“51 days! 51 days!!


The Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walked over to discover that the picture is a Jigsaw Puzzle.


He walks over to one of the (retards) and asked, “What on earth are you doing??”"


Well,” the (retard) says, “everyone thinks that we are very stupid, so we proved them wrong.
On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!


*i do not look down on retards, (retard) is only used as a substitute to a race that is very closely related to stupidity, but of course, it would be very offensive to the Indians.........oops.



joking laaaa.........

i have a lot of Indian frens and none of them are stupid (yeah right)

Paradoxical Quotes !

"To prepare for important exams, people are actually skipping school to study."

-Tanzy




"就算是 believe ，中间也藏有一个 lie... "

"Even for the word believe, there is a lie in the middle"

-Ken Chang

(exactly in the middle! I'll take that as a sign for any beliefs :P jk)



The following quote by Shaun was said when i could not perform a stunt with a tennis ball where i have to toss only 1 ball at a time out of a container and catch it with my hands.

Since there are a total of 3 balls in the container, the challenge is to control my strenght to be able to get all 3 balls out at a time.

(It is a lot harder that it sounds!)

He said that cause he can do it and i can't, although he had twice the number of tries i had.


"JS, you're so stupid, all you can do is study."

-Shaun


*Though the latter quote does not qualify as a paradox since it isn't true.




Waaatuduuu . . . Since, we all know about Shaun and his studies (just 'average', nothing to be proud of), I decided to let him have his moment or joy ~

Scandal

Husband: They reckon that the milkman had slept with every women in this neighbourhood except for 1.

Wife: I bet it's that stuck-up Jane at number 37.