Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left." Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines." An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours.But don't worry ... we still have one engine left." A sardarji passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Sardarji the smuggler
A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'
Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.
'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
Alamak I found te sardar MAN , This one is LOLOLOL
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A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."
Again, he declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "your turn".
He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500.
The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.
The American, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
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alamak cant tahan
too darn lame di must post dis now
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbstree, sits on the branch.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
ahaha wtf
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a openmouth.................WHY?
because his doctor advised him
"Todays dinner should be light".
*conked*
Indian jokes from Indian's blog
lolol found some damn lame yet funny jokes on some indian's blog
1st joke
There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg.
The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg.
" The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.
The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
2nd joke
While visiting Santa's house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model. Banta asked why the small TV was there.
"Oh," Santa replied, "I have decided to watch less Tv."
3rd joke
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
painted in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted
"Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
4th joke
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard
........Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
*sardars*
male follower of Sikh's faith
or in persian
political follower
random Sardar fella
omg lolololol roflmao
wtf
their jokes are damn funny but wtf
i wont give u the link to their blogs
hahahahah xP
Just when you thought nothing else could get HALAL-ed nymore...
After the halal toothpaste and so many others , I see this..
what next ? Halal pork chop ? Why dont just put chicken dim sum or sumthin ? lol
Jap Toilet Bowl
Our JOY-respondant in Japan , Matthew , got this picture from a Japanese toilet he visited just now when he had dinner....
Where are the european tourists ? I am tired of eatin tiny bananas and little cherries , especially that short and plump rotten banana i got just hours ago from that hiro looking boy...:D
Japanese Show : Do Not Laugh
Thou many of you may have seen this before, this one has subtitiles and i've found a longer version.
The version with subs and a longer version. They disallowed the embedded code which i need to paste the video here.
:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc8zzKRUhRw&feature=related
So watch the version without subs 1st if you like.
. . . Tenten! AHAHAHA
There are links to previous episodes too.
YAY! 3rd Column Added! Finally!
Finally i put up the 3rd column and align it with the dots after a few days of figuring out!
Shaun says we should put pictures there. He repeated it several times.
So i asked him, where's the pictures? "Later la."
I plan to put some links here among other things, because i feel bad not linking others who have linked to us and brought in so many people.
For now, i'll leave you with a lame joke. If you are ready for the crickets.
GET READY . . . ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH???
1. Open your mouth
Then, laugh la!
Based on Shaun's quotes.
Jersey discounts
At extra class just now , Lee Meng was collecting money for our class jersey orders and it cost rm 37 for the jersey and i tried to be funny and said " my budget is rm 35 , if i buy sleeveless will it be cheaper ? "
And that sparked the lameness in Jie Xian's mind and he replied instantly " Buy shirtless cheaper ! "
Wei Kwang stared at him for like 12 full seconds..
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Convo with Matt who is in JAP
Matthew's in JAPAN , just reached and went online and he asked me 2 post our convo here , since its MATTHEW i'll grant him his wish as a 'payback' for the disturbance i have caused him over the years =)
KEN = Shaun ( was using bros acc)
In Japan right now ... crap crap crap = Matthew
half way
KeN says:
u stay 5 star hotel ?
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
nope
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
but
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got internet wei
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in the room
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got da phone line
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rox de
KeN says:
u no japan famous for having ghosts in the room
KeN says:
check under ur bed , in de bathtub , behind the tv , under the desk
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
lame..
KeN says:
o ya , make sure u sleep with some1 by ur both sides
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wanna scare ar
KeN says:
or else u wake up with some wierdo with a broken face
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
lame
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wakakaka
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later i come visit u..............
KeN says:
ummm
KeN says:
u visit me as a ghost ? i think you need like a week to reach my home even if u fly at ur fastest speed
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
-.-""""
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whack u
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slap
KeN says:
lol
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i wanna dota le
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omg
KeN says:
weh u got camera ah ? take some jap 'scenery' and show me
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impossible over here
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got
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but
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go bak oni can show
KeN says:
" SCENERY "
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lol
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i get]ddit
KeN says:
thx
KeN says:
n
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haha
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if no bf i take ba
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KeN says:
if u c anythin funny or lame at all , in japan u no wat 2 do as a bookof joy agent
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
haha
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i shall be honoured to do it master
KeN says:
pictures r best
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
*boes*
KeN says:
but ur video wil b all time best
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
*bows*
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go dai
KeN says:
*desperate face*
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not gonna do da video
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do at school la
KeN says:
YAT TAH @
KeN says:
u dum
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or in times square
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together
KeN says:
do in school more malu than doing there
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don wan do it alone
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buts its funny
KeN says:
LOL , then u n ur brothers la LOLOLOL damn cute !
In japan right now...... Cya guys later!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
ppl will love me... Xp
KeN says:
LOLOLOL
KeN says:
hiro siblings
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go ldai
KeN says:
all round and plump
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really bored de now
KeN says:
dum as
KeN says:
11pm+ u back in the room d ?
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my magi mee cooking
KeN says:
omg
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tired
another part
KeN says:
u just act like hiro they giv u evrythin
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-.-"
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now ur being lame
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STOP IT BEOFRE ITS TOO LATE...
KeN says:
u go there and point at the maggi n say YAT TAH ! and hold it
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LOL
KeN says:
then they giv it 2 u for free
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u gotta post this in da blog
KeN says:
then u say konichiwa
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laguh like giler now
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lol
KeN says:
o shit
KeN says:
isit konichiwa ?
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gomenasai la
KeN says:
LI JIA SAI LA !
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good morning de tat wan
KeN says:
u jus say li jia sai la
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gomene is thanks you
KeN says:
then they tot u said wrongly
KeN says:
matthew
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?
KeN says:
i tel u of another idea 2 film then
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?
KeN says:
u walk up 2 anyone and say the following
an na shi shi bakaru , BAKAR !
KeN says:
ok ? good vid
KeN says:
u c their reaction
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idiot le tat wan
KeN says:
but may slap u though
KeN says:
lol
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ya ;a
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find trouble oni
KeN says:
u try goin 2 d jap gals and saying VERY NICE HOW MUCHIE ?
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lol
KeN says:
MUSHI MUSHI ? 5 dollars ??
KeN says:
c wat they do
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LOL
Chatbox vadek PANG > LEE MENG
KungFu Pang-da: Lee meng.... oh lee meng.....
meng: haha..pink panther...de jokes win me...
meng: yes pang pang pang?? were u ancestors in a gun fight when they named their surnames???
meng: ur***
KungFu Pang-da:.............. if my ancestors got their name from having a gun fight...wow can imagine
ur...siow... are u siow?.... should be interesting -_-
KungFu Pang-da: on top of that ur surname suits u...
KungFu Pang-da: SIOWWWWWWW lee meng
meng: but sorry..i run faster than u!!!!
Lol , Pang got teased but teased lee meng back harder , but that's not funny , notice how pang spells siow in capital letters and lee meng thinks that pang is calling him slowwwwwwwwww which in actual fact is siowwww
LOLOL , tq lee meng for this post
Short Lame Jokes Galore
Why did the BALD MAN cut a hole in his pocket ?
So he could run his fingers through his HAIR !
A man walks INTO a bar..
It hurts
Knock-knock
whos there ?
Dr
Dr.who ?
Yup
John got into a bus on the 1st of April , when the conductor asked for a ticket , he paid Rm 2 and got one ticket from the conductor and took the ticket and said " HAHA , april's fool ! I already have a ticket ! "
It was Susan's first day doing her new job. She worked till late in the evening on the computer. Her boss was pleased and asked her why did she work until so late , Sarah replied " keyboard letters not in order , so i made it alright "
One romantic day , Joe's girlfriend asked him " Darling , on our wedding day , will you give me a Ring ? "
Joe answered " sure , from Landline or Mobile ? "
Two bomb mechanics were fixing a bomb
mechanic 1 : What happens if the bomb explodes while you are fixing it ?
mechanic 2 : No worries , I have a second one here
Why didnt the skeleton go to the party ?
Because he didn't have anyBODY to go with
A man had been in jail for ten years. On the morning he was let out he ran down the street shouting 'I'm free, I'm free!'
And a little boy on the other side of the road said 'that's nothing, I'm four'.
Why is a mosquito better than a fly ?
Because a mosquito can fly and a fly cant mosquito ! [ hear the crickets ?]
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant, dedant dedant dedant dedant....
What day is the hottest day of the week?
Fri-day
Ken Chang : Chor Dai Dee
We were playing Chor Dai Dee or Big 2(.5) at viwawa.com.
Ken Chang : This Big 2.5 got a bit mm zhun (not accurate).
Jie Xian : Yala got no 3 card combo
Ken Chang : Not that la . . . (refer to picture)
motoz is Ken Chang
TakeroS is Ian
TakeroS is Ian
Wei Han : Physics 3 is Difficult
After Physics 3, Wei Han said, "Wah, even Kar Jun (The guy who got 1st place in our class) cannot get 100 marks for Physics 3"
"Why?"
"Because Physics 3 maximum marks is 50 only"
Msn Quotes : Not lame at all ~
"No one's predictions is always 100% correct. But i can assure you mine is 97. 766513235621438% correct" -Minggot (Guy i met from blueserver)
"Don't worry, you're taller in the morning." -Lee Meng
Pokelame
Tan's post made me remember about some lame stuff said using pokemon , yes pokemon can be lamer , i never was a pokefan , i used to be a HUGE pokefan =D Suicine , Entei , Raikor ! Regirox ex ! ok that;s enough
Well , just two weeks ago , a group of about ten or more of us were on our way to pavilion from our school and were all talking / mimicking / singing pokestuff , yes we are all seventeen except one indian guy , his sixteen..
Then while we were talking about Anson's mistake of saying there was a pokeman called Kung-fu mon which he actually meant hitmonchan , he made a lame statement which was " Hitmonchan evolved from Jackie chan ! "
Then Tun Hong said " Then Hitmonlee evolved from Jet lee !
Again , yes we are seventeen years old , but there's no fun in growing up if you mature quick =D think about it , or else there wont even be this blog and so much joy ! GO POKEMON ! ... Actually go Youthfulness , pokemon's too much ..hopefully my connection can just allow me to post this =)
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
POKE-FAN Club
guess wad
the Pokemon craze is back
many form 5 students in mbs start dling pokemon game and play
and even singing the Pokemon theme song shamelessly everwhr they go
"i wanna be the very best, no one ever was....."
ahaha so damn joyous (childish), kinda embarassing too
but i muz admit i was once a Poke-fan too
which then reminds me of a joke in primary skool
which was the prime time of pokemon craze
it was way back when i was a still primary student
a group of student was walking towards skool
one student trip himself and fall down
den the student bside him laugh and say :"haha, P K (pokai).
den another student ask what is PK ??
den a smart student reply: aiya u dunno meh, PK means PoKemon lor
haha damn lame but it was darn funny back then
back to the topic
these hardcore pokemon fanatics even have a funny way to greet each other
when they meet each other
they have to mimic pokemon characters
throwing a imaginary pokeball at each other
den shake their body twice
as if they're captured
lolol i wanna give them credits but i dun think they want their names to appear here
ahaha but they're not alone
throwing a pokeball !!
Oggix.net : Newest Member = LOL
http://niz-girlcute.blogspot.com/LOLOL
What a coincidence for a free joke!
Stumbled upon this at Oggix.net when I was checking it out.
It's a site for CBox/ShoutBox widget.
Yezz la! We actually have readers from the United States!
Ceh sesat punya orang
Lost soul looking for"Battle of the Hollywood Hotties"
(Check out his/her "Visit length : 0" In and out -.-)
Lost soul looking for"Battle of the Hollywood Hotties"
(Check out his/her "Visit length : 0" In and out -.-)
But we do have people from Sabah and Sarawak though. They/him/her have been visiting a fwe times a day for an average of 5 minutes or so. =D
If you're him do drop by in our Box Of Joy or comments :D
If you're him do drop by in our Box Of Joy or comments :D
Watch Original, Buy Original
A teacher asked the students in the class, "Who doesn't watch pirated DVDs?"
Everyone raised thier hand, all except for one girl. So everyone asked her why, not believing that a Malaysian actually doesn't watch pirated DVDs.
She said proudly, "I only watch original DVDs! . . . "
"Because my father only buys original DVDs only so that he can burn it to make good quality DVDs to sell. Customer happy ma."
Got it from someone who got it from a comic.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Chinaman Tourist in Kuantan
Came back from Kuantan yesterday , quite a boring trip , but at least , i have this incident of a tourist there that is a typical chinaman.
He had exceeded his check-out time and was confronted by the staff in the lobby of the resort as they needed to let him know he has to pay now to extend the check-out time to 6 pm.
And this conversation took place
" Sir , you kena bayar extra kerana check-out time adalah 12pm tapi you boleh extend sampai 6pm "
Then Mr.Chinaman said
" Aih , lu jangan kacau-kacau saya skalang boleh tak , saya skalang sudah lewat nak pigi la , nanti saya pukul enam balik awak datang kacau saya la skalang jangan kicau-kicau sama saya , saya mau pigi la ok "
Then when he turns his back to walk away , he started cursing in cantonese
" CCB ........ so on so forth "
Msn quotes from Tanzy
"Wth is going on . . . so many retards . . . reading this msg . . . . . . ahaha big big vadek (humiliation)"
*vade is Tamil for smelly. It means humiliation is this case.
"Fabregas can be sold. . . For about 500 million pounds . . ."
*Tanzy is a loyal Arse-nal fan. He once said that his future wife must be an Arsenal fan too. It's a criteria. If she isn't, he will make her one.
How? Through old fashioned brute force, violence etc. He's the sadist, remember?
**Loyal is an understatement. I would say he's a fanatic, even a paraniod. But that's not a nice thing to say. . ."Opps"!
*Tanzy is a loyal Arse-nal fan. He once said that his future wife must be an Arsenal fan too. It's a criteria. If she isn't, he will make her one.
How? Through old fashioned brute force, violence etc. He's the sadist, remember?
**Loyal is an understatement. I would say he's a fanatic, even a paraniod. But that's not a nice thing to say. . ."Opps"!
Very Moving Korean Comic : Friendship
Wei Han once said, "The best ship in the world is friendship."
What better way there is to express your sincererity in your friendship that to sacrifice yourself for the freedom of your Korean friend in Korea? This story is really moving. T_T
Click the picture to see the ending!Ahahahaha! The look on the black guy's face is priceless!
Please look under the label "Comics" for more of these.
Microsoft Windows 1.0 Ad
LOL here's some of the comments :
I didn't pay anything.
wtf...he looks like a crooked car salesman
jajajaja...balmer is a monkey
i bet he used bill gate's money when he threw it
This guy is gay and a half!
O..M..G.. A CLOCK!!!
Folks, this was a joke video filmed specifically for the MS company meeting a few years ago.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Mat Rempit
What do you call a fat Chinese guy who rides the motorcycle recklessly?
Matt Rempit!
This is Matthew Ooi. The one on the right. Yes, the fat one.
He took it really well. And even complimented me when i told this to him. WoW!
Sorry Matt! :D
Jabooka Mikkitico
Zerius[TPR] Canada. September 13 2003 22:48. Posts 1621
badteeth Netherlands. September 13 2003 22:52. Posts 1415My friend gave Amau me this link. It's from a Starcraft forum. This isn't the original picture though. I simply found a picture of a mermaid based on what he told me.
Here's the original post.
25 May 08, 23:40pang PAng: WTF that??? A human eaten by a fish... the fish cant swallow whole.. and they got stuck and died
Wei Kwang : Photostat
?
Lester told me, "Wei Kwang that day, me him and his cousin went out together. His cousin go buy milkshake at a shop. That shop got fotostat machine."
"Wei Kwang ask his cousin go photostat the milkshake then he can drink also LOL"
blonde
three women are about to be executed
one brunette, one redneck and 1 blonde
the guards bring the brunette forward
they shout: "Ready, Aim......."
suddenly the brunette shout Earthquake !!!
the guards look around panic, she got away
the guards angry, bring the redneck forward
they shout "Ready, Aim....."
suddenly the redneck shout Tornado !!!
the guards startled and look around. She too escape without execution.
by this point, the blonde had figured out what the two girls did
the guards brought the blonde forward,
shouted:"Ready, Aim......."
the blonde shout: Fire !!
London Newspaper Headlines
I was reading The Star sports section on Friday, about Manchester United winning the Champions league. Not that i'm an MU fan.
An article was gaving a few examples of the headlines of several newpapaers in London about the match that had taken place in Moscow. 2 really funny ones were :
"Van der Tsar"
"From Russia With Glove"
*Tsar = emperor/supreme ruler and it supposed to be from Russia with Love
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Korean Comic : The Bucket List
Click the picture to see the ending!
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8387/supercomicjg1.jpg
The original one has 3 parts. This is the second part. There are parts 1 and 3 in the link and the ending of part 2. This is the funniest part in my opinion. I don't understand the 3rd part thou.
Thanks to Wen Pul, now i do.
*Spoiler* (highlight to read) :
"he live until his sons graduated, have children, but he still keep on tahan"
How Do They Do It : Cars
"Cars are something we cannot let go of. It takes us from place to place quickly. Every year, 45 million new cars are being built for the people.
So, how do they do it?
Proton City is located is Malaysia, built in 1996 and it has the largest car producing building in South East Asia. It is as big as 7 St. Paul's Cathedreals. Work is done by the various types of robots working together with extremely coordinated precision."
After laughing at the start, it was reaching towards the end of the show. This happened:
"But how do you compare the work of a robot with a man's work? Which is better? For an unbiased opinion, let's ask a lady."
They interviewed a Malay lady. She said,
Thanks for "answering" the question.
So, how do they do it?
Proton City is located is Malaysia, built in 1996 and it has the largest car producing building in South East Asia. It is as big as 7 St. Paul's Cathedreals. Work is done by the various types of robots working together with extremely coordinated precision."
After laughing at the start, it was reaching towards the end of the show. This happened:
"But how do you compare the work of a robot with a man's work? Which is better? For an unbiased opinion, let's ask a lady."
They interviewed a Malay lady. She said,
"Robots are good for heavy tasks. Men have good teamwork."
Terima kasih kerana menjawab soalan dengan tepat sekali.
Terima kasih kerana menjawab soalan dengan tepat sekali.
Thanks for "answering" the question.
E! News : Battle of The Hollywood Hotties
It was a joke ever since before anyone made a comment. The people who were to give comments were ALL comedians!
Demi Moore vs Sharon Stone
"People look better in this age, even though they are older, thanks to good nutrition, good food, and most importantly, plastic surgery."
50 Cent vs Eminem vs Kanye West.
50 Cent
"Fity, fitty, fitty . . . or is it FIFTY? Wow he's bragging about getting shot for 9 times? That's very encouraging to young kids. I think, you need to be shot at least 10 times to be considered cool."
"Nonono . . . being shot 9 times, that's now something you brag about; That just means you easy to shoot"
Eminem
"Eminem, very clever, very smart . . . my favourite kind of snack ;) "
"Ya, Eminem, doesn't melt in your hand but melts in your mouth . . ."
(Eminem is derived from M&M, or Marshall Mathers, but M&M is also a type of chocolate candy)
When it came to Kanye West, they showed a clip of himself 2 things.
"Let myself introduce myself"
"I'm sure I'll have to buy myself a nice big new house to put all my awards"
Friday, May 23, 2008
Lee Meng & Wei Han : Doing They Thang (On Teachers' Day)
Chong was preparing for his speech before his performance of Someonelse by Aural Joint.
Chong : " . . . but please forgive me if i mess up since i'm not used to singing . . "
Wei Han : Say la, "Please forgive me if i screw up".
Jie Xian : Cannot use "screw up" la.
Wei Han replied in 0.5 seconds. "Then drill la."
Lee Meng : Why screw cant use?
Jie Xian : It's not a good word to use formally la.
Lee Meng : Then "screw down"? "Unscrew"?
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Joker from DotA
Someone did something wrong by accident so he said,
JS : What happened la just now?
Nezkyn : Sorry! Accident la.
SNUkerl : Now u dead.
Out of nowhere, he mentioned something after arguing with our team's Juggernaut.
"Jugg of water"
lol this guy is the man
quote of the day
after Henry Jones aka Indiana Jones and co. see the UFO disappear in the sky........
Henry Jones: whr do they go ? into the space ???
Ox: No, they travel into the spaces between the spaces.
lolol
-from the movie "Indian(a) Jones"
quite nonsensical
and after the movie we went back to the HOUSE BETWEEN THE HOUSES.
Sorry people, especially Lee Meng who asked
In class, Lee Meng asked, "Why didn't update your blog yesterday?"
Ah i felt bad. I thought our trusted co-author, Tanzy will update it. But NO! That lazy fella.
Jie Xian : Tanzy, you didnt update ah?
Tanzy : I thought Shaun will update.
Shaun : My internet dam slow la yesterday.
You see? Really full of it (look up Shaun) la this guy. I was correct!
Those 2 people really getting lazy! Testing my patience. Later i keep the profits for myself.
Yes, the RM0.50.
But, dont blame ME for not updating the blog. I was busy studying for the exams and practising for Chong's performance~
Just kidding Shaun and Tanzy :P But i tell you, those 2 lazy fellas really . .
No la no la, just kidding la. :) =) :D =D XP XD
But seriously ah ';.;' . . . Aih!
To make up for it, i've violated the 3 post-per-day rule set by the so-called "Board of Directors" (quote from Shaun) :D
Questions Answered : What is The Book of Joy?
After searching with Yahoo! and Google,
There is A Book of Joy . . .
Once you begin looking, you may be surprised to discover just how much joy your world has to offer. - Thomas Kinkade
There's a post titled "Book Joy". In short, it's something like this.
I don't know what it is, I'm not sure where I get it (probably from my mother), but the desire to organize, catalogue and cross reference seemingly trivial pieces of information is in my blood. I recently confessed that I want to get a Master's of Library Science in archive management. For those of you who have no idea what that means, it would be like locking myself in a bomb shelter full of dusty tomes and spending the rest of eternity organizing them by title, author, date, subject matter... you get the picture. For some people the very idea triggers a claustrophobic seizure. Not me. The smell of musty, forgotten paper is like taking a stroll through a rose garden.And a comment on her post,
And thus I come to my new web-based passion, LibraryThing.com. This is a new website were you can easily catalogue your entire library and see what other people have in theirs. There are all sorts of cross-referencing and statistical goodies. You can organize your collection by applying personalized tags and the site makes recommendations based on the whole. I just started, so I'm still learning all there is to know. (BTW, you might want to wait until tomorrow to visit the site as a mention in the Wall Street Journal and on BoingBoing today have totally inundated them with hits and they're a mite slow at the moment.)
I have found bliss in cyber form, and it is LibraryThing!
LOLOL. AHAHAHA
But that's not all.
Book Joy is ....
A porn store in Okinawa. =D
Chong Afiq : 张阿废
Chong, Kin Leong and me were sitting nearby.
Chong : Kin Leong, how's your girlfriend?
Chong : [speaks to me loud enough for Kin Leong to hear] His girlfriend very ugly one.
Another day, Chong wanted to send a file to me. We're going to have our exams the following day. He phoned me.
Chong : What time you can online?
Jie Xian : When you call me again when you are ready with the file la.
Chong : Ok 1 a.m.
TWK : Malay Proverbs
Someone said, "Why you so keng (clever in this sense cause it's about exams) wan?"
TWK : Because diam-diam ubi berisi.
*TWK = Tyo Wei Keat
Wen Pul and Say Yeong : Ahahaha
I was about to be on my way home. My dad has arrived.
Then I saw Siah Say Yeong and Leo Wen Pul walking nearby. Wen Pul asked me something.
"Your brother or your dad?"
"My brother"
The next thing i knew, he was tieing his shoe lace. I assumed he was pretending so that he could get a good look at my "brother".
After laughing, i got into the car. When my dad drove past Say Yeong and Wen Pul, he asked,
"Your friends ah?"
"Yes."
"Why so short one?"
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Ian : The President
Trends come and go. Just like the following "dead quote" brought to you by our protected* one, Ian.
Jie Xian : What are you talking about with Lester just now?
Ian : Hal negara.
"Ha Ha" he talked as if he is the President of Malaysia. I mean Prime Minister. Both are almost the same la.
But now he can say this as he is finally an elected formal President.
"Hal Interact Club"
Tanzy Illustrated : [Excited] I Got . . .
"I got The Book Of Joy!" - Tanzy after he got his hands on it
seriously lame
this morning in the LRT
three St. John students was sitting beside me
lets call them A, B and C
then,
A started to tell a joke to B and C
A: there's a student lah, he is also a gangster, so his name was samseng.
When he grow up, he study medicine and became a doctor, so he change his name to ginseng.
B and C:...-_-........(wtf look)
then A started to explain
A: he last time samseng then change to ginseng ma, so many seng, funny la.
ahahahah....lameness 1%, stupidness 99%
alamak, so far all the St John students had given me nothing but bad impression.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Letters = Words
Lester did this to me a long time ago but I spoilt it a little for reading it too slowly , so READ THE FOLLOWING FAST + LOUD + CLEAR and read several times if needed.
I M N S O
What happenes when you can't get hold of TOILET PAPER ?
at least 5 eye witness can prove this story
One day I was in my class when one of my friend of a different class came to me after visiting the toilet and told me " Go look in the second cubicle of the toilet , there's some money but no one wants to pick it up ..."
I asked " Why ? "
" THERE'S TWO PIECES OF ONE-RINGGIT NOTES FILLED WITH SHIT LEFT THERE WITH *a whole bunch of smelly mess in the dung hole* "
Wei Kwang's mom
[This message is not intended to hurt or upset anyone and its pure purpose is just for laugh ]
I was told this convo by someone whom i forgotten but I'll put all the highlights , its a conversation of Wei Kwang's mom with the boys about Ian's mixed parentage.
" Wa , Ian is a mixed ah ? I thought he is a chinese. Nowadays malays very modern ah. "
" Wa , if we all mix mix mix can make an authentic Malaysian race "
" Aiya ! But like that , everyone become muslim "
Teacher : Jetpack
A teacher was talking to our photography club's chairman, Leo.
Teacher : Save the pictures for me in the what ah ? J-Jetpack format ah? So that it's easy la.
Leo : What jetpack???
Teacher : Jetpack la you dont know meh? The format la!
Leo : OH! JAY-peg /JPEG la teacher!
Teacher : Yes ah? I thought it's jetpack. You sure its jay-pack?
Leo : Yes la!
News of the day - anti-climax
According to the Sunday weekly(Metro Harian), residents in Teluk Intan saw a teenager getting off his motorcycle at the back of a house and climbing over the fence.
Suspecting it was a robbery, residents contacted the police who surrounded the house and ordered the 19-year-old to surrender.
They entered the premises when they failed to get a response from the teenager, only to see through a window that he was having sex with the 19-year-old girl.
The couple were taken to the Teluk Intan police station before being surrendered to the Perak Islamic Department for further action.
lolololol
today's The Star pg.31 (i think)
lesson: do not ride a motorbike.
and the best part of it is the title-
"Anti-climax for lovers"
lmao
read more at
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/5/19/nation/21294417&sec=nation
Sunday, May 18, 2008
We're second! WOW WOW WOW! :D :D :D
... on Google's search results
WOW WOW WOW!
If you do a search using all of the following keywords, "cbox book blog",
We are second on the list. We're third on the list of "cbox blogspot blog" too. Ahahaha!
Though the probability of anyone searching using those 3 keywords is next to zero. Who will search with those 3 words? -.-
But still . . .
:D :D :D
" Fill up the room "
Three men were selected for a game that was organised which could win them some money...
The host of the game gave each of them $10,000 and then showed them three similair empty rooms that were the same in width , length , height and design....
The host said " each one of you will use the $10,000 given to you to fill up the empty room given to you in anyway you wish and then you get to keep the rest of the money "
The first man , laughing at the others as he think he was the smartest , said " haha , that's easy , I'll just use half my money to fill the room up with old newspapers and keep $5000 " and he did and got to keep $5000
The second man laughing back at the first man , said " haha , you thinks your smart , I'll use half of what you used to fill the room up with hay and keep $7500 " and he did and got to keep $7500
The last man spent $ 1.35 to buy a candle and $ 2.60 to buy a lighter and put in the centre of the room and lighted it up and said " Since the room can be filled up in anyway , I only spend $ 3.95 to fill the room up with LIGHT and keep $ 9996.05 " and he got the last laugh
Stairs to Heaven
[ The following joke has been improvised for safety purposes and the names mentioned are not based on any real life character/people ]
Matthew , Afiq and Ah Meng met in the afterworld , awaiting thier fate which is to go to heaven or hell..
God appeared and told them " Your mind have to be pure to be able to enter heaven , therefore , each of you will take turns to ascend the stairway of dirty jokes which at every step , you will be told a dirty joke , should you laugh , you will be thrown into hell , but should you be able to keep a clean thought and not laugh all the way up the 100-steps , you shall be accepted into heaven "
So , they all decided that Matthew should go first and then he started ...
At the first 3 steps , his emotions were not anywhere near joy or laughter , but when he reached the 7th step , he was told a joke that was so funny he could not help it and burst into laughter , then he was on a one way trip into hell and could only witness the other two being tested sadly.
Then , came Afiq , he too was very calm for the first few steps and even made it pass the 7th step and on to the 10th step but then the same thing happened to Afiq at the 18th step and he burst out into a laughter and was also sent on a one way trip to hell.
Last but not least , it was Ah Meng's turn , he started ascending the steps and looked as if he was very very calm and was really having a pure mind after all as he passed the 50th step ... and the 70th step ... and then when he reached the 99th step , he burst out into a laughter and was thrown down into hell along with the other two.
In hell , Matthew and Afiq who were baffled asked Ah Meng , " Was the 99th joke that funny you could not just hold on for ONE more step ? "
And Ah Meng said " Whoever said the 99th joke was funny ? "
" Then ? What were you laughing at ? "
" Well , I finally understood the first joke "
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Come The Share Funny Stuff The Old Folks Said
It was a long time ago. I havent sat for my UPSR yet.
In my hometown, I saw a few tea cups, not the small ones but the normal sized cups used for drinking tea. I realised that those cups were full of black lines in it.
If you didnt wash your cup nicely, you are bound to find a few lines of dirt in it right? But these cups were literally "full of it".
So I asked my aunt, why is the cup so dirty? She says cause it's for making tea, so that tea will taste better. That's the common explanation for coffee cups and wine glasses.
But, she has a punch line.
"Just like in the tea houses ah, if i dont wash my cup for 20 years, when i pour water in only can become tea already."
It does not end there. When I told Shaun about this, he gave me a suggestion.
"Why don't she say use tea to water plants then all become tea leaves."
LOL Shaun!
Come share with us your stories and make everyone laugh too, thru comments :D
What to do to get a drink you want from a dumb waiter
This happened to my dad at some restaurant somewhere a long time ago and its better understood if put in quote form..
" Excuse me "
" Yes Sir ? "
" I would like a cup of ice lemon tea please "
" Sorry sir we don't serve ice lemon tea "
" Oh , I see , in that case , do you have any lemons here ? "
" Yes "
" Then... do you have any ice ? "
" Yes "
" Then do you serve tea ? "
" Yes sir "
" THEN CAN YOU GET ME A CUP OF TEA WITH SOME LEMON AND ICE IN IT ? "
" No problem sir "
( Gives the 'OMG?!' look )
Pet Dog + Instrument left around the house = Money Down the drain
THIS IS A LESSON TO THOSE WHO DON'T KEEP THEIR INSTRUMENTS PROPERLY IN A HOUSE WITH PET DOG'S
This happened to Kwok Thung today ( also his b'day) , he told me over sms
Thung : I damn dulan la , have to spend Rm 400
Me : Why ?
Thung : My dog la , go and pee in my violin bag damn smelly , now have to buy a new one
Me : lol , told your dog is dumb
Thung : Damn dulan la aiyo..
( Then left him to have some time to be depressed over his Rm 400 lost on his b'day )
This happened because Mr.Wong here just leaves his violin bag on his room floor
Pics : Blonde
Queen of the Blondes*
Got this from an email.
*Blondes are associated to be beautiful but stupid. Hence the term dumb blonde
*Blondes are associated to be beautiful but stupid. Hence the term dumb blonde
Pics : BaaaybEH (Pronounced a la Leo)
Even the baby loves it. AHAHAHA!
Great dad btw.
Got this from www.funny.com. Great site too. They have archives of pics and vids all sorts of stuff, all rated so that you can view the highest rated ones.
Homework
One day not too long ago , this happened to one of our classmates , who i better not mention his name but it rhymes with a key and a Jackhammer.....
Teacher : JK where is your homework that should be in here ?!
JK : I did it in another book but i left it at home
Teacher : You don't lie la , you everytime also never do then give reasons
JK : I really did it ( gives the disgusted stare)
Teacher : YOU DON'T LIE TO ME LA , NEVER DO MY WORK THEN NEVER DO !
JK : I call my mother to bring now
Teacher : Ok , go , tell her i want to see her too
JK : ( Gives the , see-who-has the last laugh face and walks out to make the call )
then...
Tanzy : Haha , i bet he will call his father and then say daddy , faster bring my add math A book
here ! Remember to do the homworks in side first !
JS + Me: LOL
then....
he comes back and says his mom is coming and is asked to stand behind till she arrives
The Next Day
Although he was seen in school for the first half of the day , when it came to ' The Teachers ' period again , which is add math , after recess , he dissapeared..
and she said this
" Where is the liar ? Mother yesterday until today haven't come , where is he ? Liar "
( And then repeatedly calls him a liar randomly and criticise him 43286327489327489 times in 70 minutes of her double period lesson... )
Korean Comic : High Jump
Nothing beats a guy who clears the bar by miles, way more than Tanzy, the high jump gold medalist and rightful sportsman of the year, thru smart jumping. Maybe.
AHAHAHA!There's similiar comics under the label "Comics"
Friday, May 16, 2008
Shaun : Games
Today, we were talking about playing another game after i lost to Shaun in a movie-naming game. Make him happy ma~
Jie Xian : Ok lets play name DotA heroes. Name intelligence heroes
Shaun & Tanzy: Dont want la. Ian and Ryan also played already.
Jie Xian : Ok la then we play name the DotA noobs. I start first. Shaun! Ahahahaha!
Tanzy : Hahaha! Darkenz!( its Shaun's bro, Ken Low Jin Wu)
Jie Xian & Tanzy : XD
Shaun : Nono. Tanzy you get -1000 points.
Jie Xian : Nono since we're correct Tanzy gets 1000 points for naming Darkenz and i get 5000 points for naming you, since its the better answer.
Shaun : What la you! So childish play games like that!
Jie Xian & Tanzy : XD backfired!
Notice how he talks about points first and then calling us childish for talking about points.
Remember how he says how Lee Meng always backfires himself?
Funny, doesnt Shaun's lines always backfire?(quote from Shaun, edited by Jie Xian, specially for Shaun)
Waaatuduuuuuuuu. . . Its Shaun!
The Kensett Librarians : The Prelude to Shuffler vs Breakdancer
Ever wanted to be a gymnast or a shuffler? Wait no longer! Now you too can be them! Intro by Loke and a bonus joke from Wei Han.
Feat. Wei "The Gymnast" Han, Jason "The Shuffler", "JayChua"Chua , Foong "The Shuffler" Jing Xian & Loke Voon Ho
Flimed by Lee Meng
Edited and Posted by Wilson Cheah Wei Chean (i think)
Liars
15 May 08, 17:27
tanzy: aha! 9% is reading this blog is over 50, liarsNoticed how theres 4% who are entrepreneurs?
I happen to know that liar. This is how i found out.
Mr. L *: Wa, u know what i put as my occupation? Entrepreneur [said proudly]. Cause im an author for The Book Of Joy ma.
ish ish ish.
*Mr. L = Shaun Low
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wei Kwang's catchy line in essay
One day we were doing an essay during our double english period
To prove the quote ' don't judge a book by its cover '...
Wei Kwang wrote this somewhere in this essay...
' For one , his dad and mum may appear to be in the iron and steel bussiness. She may be doing the ironing while the father does the stealing '
Favourite Foo's Quotes
" Justin Timberpond , no , Timbersea ! "
" Jesus cries "
someone : " Cikgu apa saxophone ? "
Foo : " Sex on the phone "
ALAS !
Ladies and Gentleman , for the past week or so , the blog has been lacking some ... joy power .....that is because of the loss of the BJ (book of joy) which deprived hundreds of their joy and possibly millions in the future :D , but that is a thing of the past now...
Because....
I have...
Finally.....
REDISCOVERED...
TEH BOOK !
Here's an event from the long-lost book (a week is too long)
One day Rohindran aka 'Aneh Romeo' /Footballer came to me and had this short convo with me
" Shaun , later you gonna tackle any girls ah ? Like me mah ! "
" No la "
" Then slide tackle ? "
" What the ? "
" Ok la , Handball la "
then reaches out and gives a little ZHA on foo's family jewels and then sprints away
Exam-Ryan-Math
today during recess:
Ryan : u can do ah Add Math?
Shaun: aiya yesterday u go library study for what la no use
Ryan: Add Math ma, other subject i sure own 1
Shaun: wad about Math
Ryan: aiya shit, the guy sitting beside me damn stupid. all his answers wrong one. my Math 1 wrong so much di, now must study for Math 2
Me: den when u explain to ur mom, u say not ur fault, it's the guy sitting beside you, all his answers wrong wan
Ryan: lol yala
haiz 5A students.....................and their cheating habit......
ian and lester muz be denying this right now............
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Shaun : Telur
shaun: no la , not dat bad , maybe telur and 1 sausage infront la , at least 2 digits
I dont know about you but it sounds like something else until i read Eric.L's msg earlier.
Notice how its telur and not telur-telur/telurs geddit geddit? esp Tanzy? aHAHA
How old is your father ?
Teacher : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Teacher : Well , that cannot be..
Boy : He only became a father after i was born
Leo the brave little brother (only by a year)
Today , Leo was bad mouthing his sister's bad driving in the school canteen , and this is the conversation between me and him
" Yesterday my stupid sister got into an accident , she was on the fast lane which is on the right , then she don't know the way then panic then suddenly she saw a U-turn on the left and she VROOM and turn from the right across the left and then a biker could not stop in time and then BAM ! Then his right hand patah. "
" Then ? "
" Then one whole gang of other bikers come and gather around us , i was so scared "
" Then what did you all do ? Your sister had to pay ? "
" Then , I lock the car door and let my sister talk outside la , I dont care , i read chemistry in the car " [Laughs]
What a brave brother Leo is :-D
Exam
a dumb student is having a exam on history
he took in his calculator with him so that he could use it to tembak the answers
by pressing the ran# button,
any number between
1-25 would be A
26-50 B
51-75 C
76-100 D
in juz 25 mins he finished answering all the questions
he continue to use his calculator until a teacher walk pass
he was puzzled and asked : what are u doing ?
dumb student: double-checking my answers.
Shaun : Pen
We were in the chemistry lab. After Shaun borrowed my pen, i dont know / forgot why but he just tossed it.
With that amount of force, my pen fell over the table and onto the floor. The pen cover came off. Suddenly the "charming"(refer to Characters: Shaun ) guy said something.
Shaun : Weak pen la . . . Use a little bit of strength then explode already.
Tanzy, Tun Hong, Jie Xian : :-o [then realised that its Shaun] --> XD
JS : laME( leim-mi)
Wei Kwang was looking for his ruler just before the exam.
Wei Kwang : Shit, where's my ruler?
Suddenly i though of the lamest thing. i had to blurt it out.
JS : Why you ask shit where's your ruler?
Then someone said ruler and related it to something like this :
"No need to find your ruler. I'm your ruler. I rule over you."
(tell me whose that someone pls if you remember)
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
More Lee Meng from today
Other than the two lines below ....
Afiq/Chong said that one of his band members said that a lot of the girls at an event ( cant mention as it will cause some people to be upset :D some joint event la )wore curtains , meaning thier dressing is not nice la ( i just found out too ) and Lee Meng said " The girls wear curtains , then the boy's wear cushion covers la ! " , and then came the SILENCE OF LAMENESS , that is everyone was speechless for about 15 seconds after he made that line
then...
in another instance , Matthew was trying to hard to tell KNOCK-KNOCK jokes when he asked Lee Meng
" Knock-knock " said Matthew
" Who's there ?" said Lee Meng
" Nobody " said Matthew
and then Lee Meng said " Thank You " and Matthew just stopped his jokes after seeing Lee Meng's lameness
and then...
Lee Meng went back to the ' wearing curtains ' topic and said " although the girls are wearing curtains , they are wearing high quality curtains "
I thought about it for 2 seconds before telling him " It's still wearing curtains what ! "
JS who was about to drink his water spilled some while bursting out into a laughter seeing his rival GO DOWN !
aite , enough of Lee Meng now ,
one more thing , i kinda lost THE BOOK OF JOY (BJ) which means half of the other unpublished lame and funny stuff , lets all pray I find it :-D and you shall be rewarded with lotsa JOY !
Anson : Market
Shaun was drinking from Lee Meng's cup so Lee Meng wanted to take Shaun's chicken. Of course Shaun didnt allow it.
So Lee Meng said : Selfish!
Suddenly Anson menge-lame : Want to selfish go market la!
(thx 2 Lee Meng 4 correcting me)
Lee Meng : Proud to be King
Afiq was doing the "LAME la Lee Meng" after Lee Meng was being Lee Meng when he burst out with anger.
"You jealous cannot be lame ah?! You got no creativity thats why cannot be lame!"
Later on, when it was my turn to call him lame and he burst out again.
"You go and look through the mirror la! You think you're not lame ah?!"
I felt bad for making him so angry so i stopped, until i got in front of my laptop.
But im sure there's one more killer line from our King. Someone remind me pls.
Shaun + Matt : Indiana Jones
Shaun : 50 years later Indiana Jones dead already la!
It was a day in class during the accounts examination. We werent involved.
Shaun : Wa 50 years later ah, Indiana Jones will come and find the Book.
Matt : But he will be carrying a walking stick. [Starts to act like and old Indiana Jones carrying a walking stick]
Matthew's imagination of Indiana Jones 50 years later.
Shaun : 50 years later Harrison Ford dead already la!
Monday, May 12, 2008
Hater
Yes, indeed. Now its my turn to declare the new arch rivals. After many incidents like the Class positioning, the doctor incident . . . and now this.
Shaun was commenting on Tanzy's "sentimental-hence-deleted-article" when it went overboard for some people.
From the Box of Joy,
shaun: 5K especially that dumb monitor lee meng
12 May 08, 19:45
meng: chatbox i can read lor okie....not like tat stupid selfles student...
(is he implying that shaun CANT READ? Oh No!)
Boy, do i look like an instigator/batu api :D
But it does not end there.
12 May 08, 19:46
Jie Xian: what happen la matt12 May 08, 19:46
Jie Xian: OH ITS MENG SHIT12 May 08, 19:47
Jie Xian: i really dreaming-_____-
(found out that "shaun' was someone disguising as Shaun who either hates Shaun, Lee MEng or yeekee9 or a combination of any. All that drama for nothing. aih.)
Wei Kwang : Calculator
The Add MAths Exam was about to begin when Wei Kwang brandished TWO calculators.
Wei Kwang : I have TWO calculators. So i can calculate TWO times faster. [Heh heh heh]
Lee Meng : :O whoa~
JS : [Extracted a quote from our very lamest] But then we have to give the marks to your TWO calculators . . . . . .
Lee Meng : XD
Tanzy : XD
Wei Kwang : ... (nth to say)
Shaun : :o
In my mind, I was thinking, " Yes i win cause Wei Kwang cannont say anything back"
Quek : The Rich boy
For the past few days, Benjamin Quek was been calling me "rich boy" every time he meets me. I wonder why so i call him "rich boy" back and comment on his dressings and how poor i am for example, i dont have this or that that a primary school boy may have. [ahem some may know what it is but now's not the time] All of that was just to prove that he is richer, which is the truth.
Then on last Friday, we met again, after the exam was over.
Benjamin Quek : Bye Rich Boy.
This time, i couldnt resist it anymore. Shaun and Tanzy was standing nearby and i spitted out what i've always wanted to say.
JS : Bye Fat boy.
Shaun : XD
Tanzy : XD
Suprisingly, Quek kept on walking, not turning around and did not show signs of slowing down when he raised his left hand above his head and,
Quck : _|_
JS + Shaun + Tanzy : XD
Hilarious South Park Clip about Internet Stars
Those famous clips, only a few does not involve acting like total retards. So instead of going :[] and dropping your mouth open like i did (i nvr watch many of the famous clips before) try laughing at their loose screws, just like what Tanzy and Shaun would do.
Though the ending was kinda expected it was LOL
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Evolution of Dance
learn all the dance moves in 6mins
really impressive
i bet tun hong would appreciate this video the most =)
can't wait to see him mimic all this dance
moves
and weihan see something familiar at 3.49?
Lee Meng + Shaun : Doctor
Shaun was studying Bio (yes its a miracle he's studying) and talking about it when Lee Meng
overhard it.
Lee Meng : Whoa inShaun! Studinyg Bio? Wanna become doctor?
Shaun : No la! (tells js write in the book "shaun hates doctors and starts dissing doctors to prove he dosent wanna be one. I would elaborate but Shaun is having the book.)
Then after Shaun laughed at Lee Meng thru a post Lee Meng has this to say
meng: according to de post ..de spelling for bio...seems tat shaun knows alot of BIO stuff...i think..he really wants 2 become a doctor!!
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Physics Teacher in another school
Was talking about physics teacher being weird or a problem in our school (read the posts about OUR/MY physics teacher ) with my cousin and he told me that one day his fat physics teacher had an argument with his wife and guess what happened ?
Mr.Physics spent two nights sleeping in the school physics lab
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That is very impressive. You would be a cool librarian I'm pretty sure. Some of them can be quite scary. My grandmother was a librarian and she was fantastic though. She still gets excited when talking about organizing books.