"Last time people used to pray to the moon, esp during Mid Autumn Festival. But they stopped after US landed on the moon. They said that you're praying to the US flag"
-My father
Sunday, October 4, 2009
中秋节快乐！
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Leo wants a favour
Click for clear version
Labour day post :
http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/2009/04/leo-so-high-so-low.html
Monday, April 27, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Ah Beng and the rat
Based on a true story........
One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...
one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....
Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....
Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....
Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....
Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???
Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....
Ah Beng:(Rofl)
ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only
Thursday, March 26, 2009
KCS : Sore Throat
KCS showed me a sms convo between him and his friend.
J : Wey please help me ask teacher whether I can resit the exam another day. i'm sick...
KCS : Unfortunately today i got sore throat... cannot ask teacher.
J : =.= Zzz then ask Ian to ask for me
KCS : lol ... he sore throat also
J : fuck off
KCS laughed while showing me the sms. "Haha he dulan already!"
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Monday, February 23, 2009
A woman missed her flight at the boarding gate HKIA.
urbanjaguar (14 minutes ago)
2. She must be hot in bed, I suppose... :)
YOKIU124 (1 week ago) Show Hide
做乜鬼呀個C奶
Ya, i understand this. I react like that when i die playing Xbox.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Gong Xi Fa Cai !!! It's Jokes Timee!!
Which tea do the Chinese absolutely love the most?
Prosperitea =)
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Sarung
My Moral teacher was telling us a story.
"This is a story of my friend's friend la. He lives up in Cameron Highlands. Everyday, he will sleep on his small little mattress. Without fail, he will sleep in his sarung everyday."
"When he wakes up and changes into his working clothes, he will drop his sarung on the floor and put on his jeans. He just leaves his sarung on the floor in a circle. You know when you wear the sarung it's in a circle and it remains that way when you drop it? He simply leaves his sarung on the floor and goes off to work."
"So when he comes back home, you know what he does before he sleeps? He takes off his pants and jumps back into the circle and pulls up his sarung."
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Crazy Basketball Fans
Description by video hoster :
"Drexel Sports Enthusiast Calvin Hicks is the funniest guy to watch cause he gets so into it. We can be up 40 points, but when the other team gets the ball, he still SCREAMS "De- FEEEEEEENNNSSEEE!!!!!" like someone's about to get hit by a car or something"
If the gif doesn't load, click this here
Basketball > Football
=)
Saturday, January 10, 2009
All Fans of RAIN , This guy owns RAIN ! Stephen Colbert > Rain
Mr.Colbert's Korean Vid titled ' His singin' in Korean ! '
Follow up where Rain challenges Stephen Colbert
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Oil
I've overheard a malay girl talking to her friend in the hall on the 1st day of orientation week :
"There is a girl, whose face is very oily right, really very VEERRRy oily. One look at her and you can see the oil on her face."
"So all the arabic men were chasing after her."
"They need more oil."
Thursday, January 1, 2009
HAPPY NEW YEAR from THE BJ !
HAPPY 2009 PEEEEEEEEEEEPOL !!!!!!!!
MAY You'll HAVE A BLASTING LAMER HAPPIER HEALTHIER MORE JOKINGLY NEW YEAR !!!!!
I WILL SIGN OFF with 2 words. . . . ALL THE BEST ! :D:D:D
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