Parking Fine
Ah Beng went to his car and saw a "Parking Fine" ticket.
Then he wrote "thanks for the compliment" behind the ticket and stick it at a pole.
enJOYing Sunday
Husband: Today is Sunday and I've decided to enjoy it. So, I brought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3 tickets ??
Husband: 1 for you and 2 for your parents.
What Sex
One Sardar was filling up an application form for a job.
He filled the columns for NAMES, AGE, ADDRESS and etc.
Then the column SEX.
He wasn't sure what to write there. After much thinking he wrote TWICE A WEEK.
Someone saw what he wrote in the form and told him he was wrong, and he should fill in either male or female.
Again the sardar thought for a long time before writing BOTH, BUT PREFERABLY FEMALE.
"I bring Joy to others."
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun
"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS
" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy
"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
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