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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Lawyer Q & A's

L-lawyer R-person being questioned


L : So what's the age of the son whose living with you ?
R : I think his twenty-eight or twenty-nine , i don't remember
L : How long has he been living with you ?
R : Thirty-five years



L : Your youngest son , the thirty-year old , what's his age ?


L : Were you present when your picture was taken ?


L : You say that these stairs go down to the basement ?
R : Yes
L : These stairs , do they go up too ?


L : You must respond to all your questions orally. OK ?
R : orally












Joke was modified as it is not originally mine and is from a book and i dont wanna get any legal problems

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