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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Ah Beng and the rat

Based on a true story........



One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...

one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....

Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....

Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....

Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....

Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???

Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....

Ah Beng:(Rofl)


ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only

 

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