"I bring Joy to others."
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun

"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS

" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy

"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang

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Sunday, October 4, 2009

中秋节快乐!

"Last time people used to pray to the moon, esp during Mid Autumn Festival. But they stopped after US landed on the moon. They said that you're praying to the US flag"

-My father

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Leo wants a favour


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Labour day post :
http://thebookofjoy.blogspot.com/2009/04/leo-so-high-so-low.html


Monday, April 27, 2009

The Confession






ahahah i knew it :D

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Leo : So High & So Low

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Ah Beng and the rat

Based on a true story........



One day, Ah Beng caught a rat with a mousetrap and decided to drown it to death...

one stupid aunty(neighbor of Ah Beng) suddenly approach him and talk cock.....

Aunty: weh, u cannot kill the rat....you shud let it go....last time i caught 1 rat b4, then i let it go.....

Ah Beng: Diuniaseng thts why my office so many rats la....

Aunty:......aiyo no la.....If you kill the rat, then next life u will become rat also(one of her many theories).....

Ah Beng: WAA!! If i want to become human again in my next life i have to kill human being???

Aunty:...aiyo wtf la u...duwan talk to u di.....

Ah Beng:(Rofl)


ps: this convo is in mandarin, most of the words are not originated from Ah Beng himself and the swearing is for dramatization purposes only

Thursday, March 26, 2009

KCS : Sore Throat

KCS showed me a sms convo between him and his friend.

J : Wey please help me ask teacher whether I can resit the exam another day. i'm sick...

KCS : Unfortunately today i got sore throat... cannot ask teacher.

J : =.= Zzz then ask Ian to ask for me

KCS : lol ... he sore throat also

J : fuck off

KCS laughed while showing me the sms. "Haha he dulan already!"

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Sleep walking dog ! lol

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Hey Jude ...

Monday, February 23, 2009

A woman missed her flight at the boarding gate HKIA.


urbanjaguar (14 minutes ago)
2. She must be hot in bed, I suppose... :)

YOKIU124 (1 week ago) Show Hide
做乜鬼呀個C奶

tubester4567 (1 week ago) Show Hide
Ya, i understand this. I react like that when i die playing Xbox.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

D*ck in a Box ...... Jizz in my Pants ! =D



Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Business Time

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Comics : Bush's Farewell Party



Sunday, January 25, 2009

Gong Xi Fa Cai !!! It's Jokes Timee!!

Which tea do the Chinese absolutely love the most?



















Prosperitea =)

麻坡的情歌 - 黃明志

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Sarung

My Moral teacher was telling us a story.

"This is a story of my friend's friend la. He lives up in Cameron Highlands. Everyday, he will sleep on his small little mattress. Without fail, he will sleep in his sarung everyday."

"When he wakes up and changes into his working clothes, he will drop his sarung on the floor and put on his jeans. He just leaves his sarung on the floor in a circle. You know when you wear the sarung it's in a circle and it remains that way when you drop it? He simply leaves his sarung on the floor and goes off to work."

"So when he comes back home, you know what he does before he sleeps? He takes off his pants and jumps back into the circle and pulls up his sarung."

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Crazy Basketball Fans



Description by video hoster :

"Drexel Sports Enthusiast Calvin Hicks is the funniest guy to watch cause he gets so into it. We can be up 40 points, but when the other team gets the ball, he still SCREAMS "De- FEEEEEEENNNSSEEE!!!!!" like someone's about to get hit by a car or something"




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Basketball > Football

=)

Saturday, January 10, 2009

All Fans of RAIN , This guy owns RAIN ! Stephen Colbert > Rain

Mr.Colbert's Korean Vid titled ' His singin' in Korean ! '





Follow up where Rain challenges Stephen Colbert

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Oil

I've overheard a malay girl talking to her friend in the hall on the 1st day of orientation week :


"There is a girl, whose face is very oily right, really very VEERRRy oily. One look at her and you can see the oil on her face."


"So all the arabic men were chasing after her."










"They need more oil."

Thursday, January 1, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR from THE BJ !

HAPPY 2009 PEEEEEEEEEEEPOL !!!!!!!!

MAY You'll HAVE A BLASTING LAMER HAPPIER HEALTHIER MORE JOKINGLY NEW YEAR !!!!!





I WILL SIGN OFF with 2 words. . . . ALL THE BEST ! :D:D:D

 

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