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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Want To Get Into The University of Cambridge or Oxford? 要欲上剑桥牛津?

I came across this newspaper article a few years ago and used it for my 剪报, and i've found it back recently. Its really interesting, in my opinion.




Click and enlarge this image to read it




Here's the questions. Click and enlarge this image to read it.



Translation for the 2nd picture :


The following is some of the strange yet very interesting questions :


-This is a tree bark. Please discuss about the tree bark. (The University of Oxford Biology Department)

-Are you cool? (The University of Oxford Philosophy Department)

-Why can't you light a candle on a spaceship? (The University of Oxford Physics Department)

-Can you write out an equation, proving that Maths is a very useful subject? (The University of Oxford Mathematics Department)

-If money cannot make people happy, then why must we promote economic growth? (The University of Cambridge Economics Department)

-If a man crashes into an electrical pole, how will it affect the entire community? (The University of Cambridge Law Department)

-If I hang a paintingon the outside wall of your house, then who owns this painting? (The University of Cambridge Law Department)

-How do you define baldness? (The University of Oxford Psychology Department)

-Why plants don't have brains? (The University of Cambridge Veterinary Department)

-Do you think I look like a camera? (The University of Cambridge Art Department)

-If humans dissapear from Earth, will Jesus return? (The University of Cambridge Theology Department)

-Will good liars make good lawyers? (The University of Cambridge Law Department)

-Tell me something about bananas. (The University of Cambridge Medicine Department)

-When will boring essays be accepted? (The University of Oxford French Language and Russian Language Department)

-Is the moon made of cheese? (The University of Cambridge Department of Veterinary Department)

-In ancient times, how do people know that 2 + 2 = 4? (The University of Oxford Philosophy)

-If fear is something that will hurt us, that why must we be afraid of spiders? (The University of Oxford Department of Classical Literature)

-What is the converstation between Jesus and Buddha when they meet? (The University of Oxford Classical Department of Religion)




Later I'll translate the 1st one.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer or wine.. And those who don't..

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria. Very wise man, this Ben guy.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli bacteria) found in faeces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of of human and animal shit.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = shit, ...........Beer and wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.







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