"I bring Joy to others."
"You wanna laugh? Then laugh la!"
-Shaun

"I CONTROL THE MEDIA! AHAHAHA!"
"This is our million dollar plan"
"We should make a JoyDB.com"!
-JS

" We should sell this original book la -- And call it The Blog of Joy"
"1000 ppl count for nothing if we dont get any money or more power"
-Tanzy

"Why is the SKY blue? Because it is a reflection of the sea!"
"I'm officially free from lameness.. woohoo~! "
-Wei Kwang

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Archers

Once upon a time, there was an archery contest.

The first archer, wearing a cape covering his face, lines up in position…

He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM…… WILLIAM TELL!!! The crowd cheers!

The second archer with a long cape lines up in position.He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts WILLIAM TELLS’s arrow into two!!!He takes off his cape and screams: I AM……ROBIN HOOD!!!!! The crowd cheers!!

Finally, the third archer in cape lines up in position…

He fires his arrow!! It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!!

Then the man takes off his cape and screams:


"I AM…… SORRY."

IQ Question! Test Your IQ Here Right Now!

I came up with an IQ question all by myself! Here it is :




"Find the suitable word that comes next in the series."


For Example,

  1. Big
  2. Bigger
  3. ???



The superlative of big is biggest. It's easy. Just add a "-est" behind the word.

The real question will be more challenging.







Here's the real question :




"Find the suitable word that comes next in the series."



  1. Pin
  2. Pinner
  3. ???



What's comes next?


(Remember to say it out aloud to make it easier to obtain an accurate answer!)


You thinking what i'm thinking? *wink* *wink*







PS : It came to my mind when the physics teacher repeated "Thinnest copper wire" a few times, stressing on the word "Thinnest" , "Thinnest", "Thinnest". =D

Friday, July 11, 2008

Voon Ho : 唐诗

Our Chinese language teacher was asking us :


"什么是唐诗的特征?"

"What is the speciality/features of Tang Dynasty poetry?"


(For example, it should be "有押韵/rhymes")





Smart Voon Ho answered:

"很甜"

"Very Sweet"

("Tang" sounds the same as sugar in Chinese)

Shuffler vs Breakdancer : The Series

11/7

Look what i've found on Youtube! AHAHA another angle and a high quality version of The Comedy!

21/6 :

Part 3 : The Parody is ready!!!


18/6 :

Shufflers and breakdancers from Class 5 Kensett displaying their talent on Teachers' Day.

This took about 10-11 hours altogether. ';.;' Seriously. Cause i don't know anything.

When i told Shaun about this, Shaun said : "Good! You're dedicated to Der Book." =.=

PS : Part 2 is waaay better






Shuffler vs Breakdancer : Part 1/2






Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 2/2





Shuffler vs Breakdancer Part 3 : The Parody




Isn't it supposed to be Part 3/2, you may think. But it doesn't exist. Unles you failed your maths like Ryan did, last time. =D.


Another angle + High quality version of The Comedy!




Please give me some comments / ratings on Youtube!

Btw, there's a comment on Part 2 :


This is terrible man wtf is with the breaker =="
u do relise that u cant battle with 2 different styles=="

buh the first shuffler from part one was FUNNY MAN its so bad i feel sorry for him






Thursday, July 10, 2008

My First Time in a Lighting Shop : Maruzen

Wow.

I've just been to a lighting shop for the first time in my life and what I will be seeing later was totally unexpected and out of this world.





Wah . . so many types of lamps. But those are not all. there's also the :




"Casper Lamp"



"Candle-Lamp"



Duno what lamp is this ._.



This one looks more like a toilet bowl~






They even have lamps that belong in a castle





That's not all. They also sell many Chinese stuff , like :


Guy with the calmest expression ever




How you doin' ? - Joey Tribiani




Even got Matthew Ooi!



Also got Emo Shaun!



However, there's one particular lamp I've spotted that is above the rest - A toilet lamp.


It's so good that I will not hesitate to buy it for any hot chick to put in her toilet.

You know, to admire the lamp while having a relaxing bath or shower.



The strange thing is that looks so normal, unexpensive, simple, unelegant mosy importantly, forgettable for a lamp which is to be given to a hot chick.


Why in the world would I want such a lamp? You will know why after I've shown it to you :





Without further ado, here is The Lamp :D



Can you see it?

Can you see the best toilet lamp ever?

No? I'll give you another angle.





How about now?

Spotted THE BEST toilet lamp ever?














Let me point it out to you then.








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:D :P =D =P XD XP

Ahahaha!
















Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Lame Jokes Time...

Where cant a fish move because it has no more power ?



IKANO POWER CENTRE
(Ikan no power centre)

Why is Osama two-thirds (2/3) of a woman ?

Because he is a WanTed man (1/3)






Parking Fine

Ah Beng went to his car and saw a "Parking Fine" ticket.


Then he wrote "thanks for the compliment" behind the ticket and stick it at a pole.




enJOYing Sunday

Husband: Today is Sunday and I've decided to enjoy it. So, I brought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why 3 tickets ??

Husband: 1 for you and 2 for your parents.



What Sex

One Sardar was filling up an application form for a job.
He filled the columns for NAMES, AGE, ADDRESS and etc.

Then the column SEX.
He wasn't sure what to write there. After much thinking he wrote TWICE A WEEK.

Someone saw what he wrote in the form and told him he was wrong, and he should fill in either male or female.

Again the sardar thought for a long time before writing BOTH, BUT PREFERABLY FEMALE.

A Video I Found In My Teacher's Thumbdrive : Funny Babies and Children !!!

When I opened my teacher's thumbdrive originally given to me to help her do work, look what I've stumbled upon :



The ending is the best!!!







Thank Pn Chong SL for the vid she "gave" me. AHAHAHAHA!

A must Watch , AMAZING BRICK BREAKING , watch till the end !


Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Illiterate ?

illiterate is better than being dumb

Voon Ho : Family Day

We were bickering on what we should sell on the upcoming Family Day.


Someone suggested that we sell Choclate Cakes.




Then Voon Ho said :


"You can MAKE you own one"

Leo = Man of Steel




We were outside the Pavillion GSC after a movie and was talking while leaning on the railing when suddenly Leo realised he had **** of steel !






O yea , lazy to make to post , so here's another , saw this in a ' PAN MEEN ' shop near Bukit Segar......Anyone wants to try the french ? fried...




Monday, July 7, 2008

authors + joyees SUBWAY ONE-FOOTER + double meat DAY !

We had been planning it for a whole week and last Saturday after MBSSKL's Family Day .... Finally , we got to get a go at THE DREAM SUBWAY SANDWICH which is ONE-FOOT or 12 inches in length and also DOUBLE THE MEAT !



Well , Lester and Tanzy each got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT B.M.T sandwich , I got a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT Terriyaki sandwich , Jie Xian and Wei Kwang shared a ONE-FOOT plus DOUBLE MEAT I forgot what sandwich , meld i think and Leo Wen Pul only ate a 6-incher and has regretted and wanting to try the ONE-FOOTER ever since.





Here's 3 out of 4 of the ONE-FOOTER's...





Here's Tanzy's sandwich....






My sandwich.....




All 4 ONE-FOOTER's...


Another....







Lester , getting high while taking the first bite into his first portion of teh ONE-FOOTER...



Jie Xian and Leo tucking in...


Wei Kwang getting all ' Godzilla'ed ' eating his first ever Subway sandwich.....



Tanzy starting his quest to finish the FOOT-LONG....




Me starting mine.....



Only mine wasn't cut into half cause i requested , so here's the whole in my hand...













Jie Xian tends to be quite fussy about what he wants in food , so thus , probably SUBWAY's MOST PECULIAR LOOKING SANDWICH EVER was born because he was so fussy about what he wanted , no veggies and like x8 olives....



Does this look appetising ?....









Then Jie Xian took out a stash of OTAK-OTAK that he bought from the family day as he had too much coupon courtesy of his mom wanting to donate a hundred bucks to the school(he sold 20bucks of coupons to Wei Kwang for ten and ended up having to think of ways to finish 80bucks in a couple of hours) , so there , his stash of 60 otak-otaks which he was kind enough to share a couple with us but then kept the rest for his family.....




BTW , he put ALL THOSE OTAK's in his bag and when he opened his bag , the smell of otak-otak's literally filled the whole SUBWAY joint and the sheet of paper in his bag was all wet from the steam from the otak's...





O YES , we did leave a hurricane of a mess behind...




In the end , Lester finished his Sandwich in GODLIKE speed and didn't look too full at all and I finished mine like 10 minutes later while Tanzy ate only a little more than half of it and couldnt continue so he finished it later in the cinema while watching Hancock ...
So there you are , the ONE-FOOTER adventure , if you are interested in going on a ONE-FOOTER challege / adventure yourselves , please do invite us too :D especially Leo who was talking about wanting it today for the whole day.


Sunday, July 6, 2008

The Hand Of God

Meet Foo Tun God.





Foo Tun God was adapted from Tun Hong's quote from some time ago.


It started with a centipede he caught it a bottle which he named Foo Tun Pede, after shaking it around.


A few days later, Leo Wen Pul caught a cockroach and called it --- Leo Wen Croach .___.

Korean Comic : GOAL!!! . . . Shit ... Phew ..... SHIT!!!!!!

Phew, he almost hit the pile of dung . . .




 

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