17+ Jokes (read at your own risk)

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John is engaged to Sara , finally the day came when John finally got to go to Sara's house and meet the family. When John first walked in to the house , he noticed Sara's SUPER HOT sister Lilly. Through out the night , Lilly was staring at John and John was not at all oblivious to this but pretended like he didn't know.


This went on for 2 months before John and Sara decided to get married. Two days before the marriage , John went over to Sara's house for the final checks on the wedding plans. Upon reaching the house , John went up to the door and knocked and was greeted by Lilly , Lilly invited him in and said " My whole family are out with Sara getting her ready for the big day and will be back in two hours , its just you and me now " .



John then said " No worries , I'll sit here and read te papers until they come home " and went over to the sofa and sat. 5 minutes later , Lilly went up to John , and ran her hand over his shoulders and said , " If you need anything , I'll be in my room , and just so you know , I find you very attractive and would do anything for you " and then went upstairs.


John sat there for 2 minutes before standing up and walking to the main door and went out towards his car where upon exiting the house , he saw his father-in-law walking towards him . His father-in-law cried and hugged John and said " Well done my son , you have passed our family's loyalty test towards my daughter Sara , it was a very wise choice for you to walk out of the house and not give in to lust , welcome to the family " .


John and Sara got married and lived happily ever after.


What's the moral of the story ?
Keep your condoms in your car !













It was a fine day in Superhero land , Superman was flying around the neighbourhood scouting for baddies when he suddenly flew across an apartment and noticed through one of the open windows that Wonder Woman was lying on her bed without any clothes on and since he always had a thing for Wonder Woman , he used his lightning speed and flew in and satisfied himself and flew out and away all in less then 2 seconds

Meanwhile , Wonder Woman did not have a clue what just happened although she noticed something different and asked " What just happened ? "










A voice came out " Some gay b******d just sodomised me ! "
It was Invinsible man who was all the while on top of wonder woman !