lolol found some damn lame yet funny jokes on some indian's blog
1st joke
There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg.
The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg.
" The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.
The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
2nd joke
While visiting Santa's house, Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a smaller model. Banta asked why the small TV was there.
"Oh," Santa replied, "I have decided to watch less Tv."
3rd joke
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
painted in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted
"Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
4th joke
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard
........Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more.
*sardars*
male follower of Sikh's faith
or in persian
political follower
random Sardar fella
omg lolololol roflmao
wtf
their jokes are damn funny but wtf
i wont give u the link to their blogs
hahahahah xP
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